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@baldabetic.bsky.social
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Twitch affiliate, death metal fella, aspiring fast gamer, follicularly and pancreatically challenged Twitch.tv/baldabetic

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T. Ashley 🌸 Jenkins @fluttersprite.itch.io · 22/07/2026
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Pumpkin Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I want fewer magic sets, that take longer to produce, made by people who are paid more to make them, & I'm NOT joking.
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JB @jaybeeretro.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Reminder from Shigesato Itoi: Touch grass.
Itoi: "If you don't experience things outside of gaming, your ability to truly engage with games will fade..."
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 12/06/2026
Reason #1,000,000,000,000 why we should tax the rich.
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Syrus Hyena @syrushyena.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
New way to view these Data Centers that are draining the communities they implant themselves in... draining resources for slop
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Mar Katoto 🌠 @ SCARY MONTH 👻 @markatoto.com · 23/05/2026
his bloodlust
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 21/05/2026
The streamer’s attempt to entertain his audience ended up having the opposite effect. paletteswap.site/dif...
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Bald @baldabetic.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I owe that game for creating one of my favourite Jerma clips youtu.be/Vr_IYwlOgn8?...
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Come and mop up boys
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 15/05/2026
this might be my favorite run yet! It was such a joy to get to yap about all the weird niche things Dark Souls has to offer with such amazing commentary from deschain, HotPocket and @illusorywall.bsky.social. thanks so much @gamesdonequick.com for making this happen! youtu.be/jAQuei0rgB4
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Dark Souls: Remastered - Creature Corner - GDQ Hotfix Speedruns
YouTube video by Games Done Quick
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Eric Klug @klugalters.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
It took over a year for me to work out how I wanted to paint a Lego themed alter. This piece actually started as a Snapcaster Mage, but it quickly became apparent to me that a simpler, more iconic card was a better canvas.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
you know what the real data center is. the human mind. thank you,
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Bald @baldabetic.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
You're in the know, right?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/04/2026
Commentary: You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored theonion.com/you-cant-even-watch-a-…
Commentary: You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored
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Em, Rat Queen 🐀🏳️‍⚧️ @ratqueenem.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
lol gotta show yall this. Local Women’s MTG Group had an EDH tourney here in PR and got some hate messages saying “it’s a girls tournament so they’re just gonna be playing the cute Bloomburrow animals 😂” And this was their response showing some of the top decks in the event lmao
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Bald @baldabetic.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Dr pingas meanus beanus machinus
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Bald @baldabetic.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Holy shit yes
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Bald @baldabetic.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Dudes never done the worm in a music video in his life. Actually I feel like we can't rule out a single thing with any of the Germs at this point.
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Bald @baldabetic.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
You were awesome and did a great job explaining your run and keeping it chill despite the tech issues and marathon rng. 🐐
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 13/09/2025
The release of Borderlands 4 has fans buzzing about one legendary weapon in particular that has the power to fire twelve DPS (developers per second). paletteswap.site/dif...
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TailsFiraga @tailsfiraga.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I've sent my top man for the job
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Bald @baldabetic.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
This you?
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 21/08/2025
those crazy bastards actually did it (except the graphics are good as hell)
Sonic meme that says “I want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and I’m not kidding”
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17/08/2025
i have been obsessed with the phrase “i don’t deserve flavors” for weeks now
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Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
we all got that one dishcloth we only use to tackle The Corruption
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Bald @baldabetic.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
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a cartoon character with blue hair says so this is what it feels like when doves cry ..
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Iron Maiden: the one major design flaw which plagued the iron maiden from the start were the large spikes that would stab anyone who tried to live in it
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Bald @baldabetic.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
We're seeing a lot of growth from you since being mad about the bees putting kisses in your food 🥹
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lea 🌿 @imahyperlover.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 23/07/2025
Me mo mo Donald Trump
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Googly Eyes On Magic Cards @magicgooglyeyes.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
What you got there? A KNIFE? NOO! #Tonberry #mtg #MagicTheGathering #MTGxFINALFANTASY
Tonberry
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Bald @baldabetic.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Yes. youtu.be/50vL1uAXn7s?...
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Necrophagist - Fermented Offal Discharge (clarinet cover WITH SOLO)
YouTube video by Caleb Canatheviphth
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 19/07/2025
Brennan Lee Mulligan’s Entire Life Revealed to Be Elaborate “Game Changer” Bit
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Brennan Lee Mulligan's Entire Life Revealed to Be Elaborate "Game Changer" Bit
LOS ANGELES — Comedian Brennan Lee Mulligan’s entire upbringing and career were recently revealed to be part of one of Sam Reich’s trademark tricks for…
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Using racism stone on Eevee and it turns into Jontreon
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Brian with boxing gloves saying "I'm focused on self-improvement right now so it's just me vs me"

Brian also saying, defeated, "damn me got hands"
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// ꌗ꓄ꋬꉧ // @staxdeadempress.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
this is what you look like as a Harry Potter fan in 2025
guy handing money to JK Rowling

"K*ll every trans person" - JKR

"I'm an ally, I just really like Harry Potter!" - guy
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Bald @baldabetic.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
We love a good s word. This album fucks.
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Incorrect Final Fantasy Quotes @incorrectffqts.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that. The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one. This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.

I work as an elder and hospice caregiver, which I am oddly passionate about. I can love on them shamelessly and no one complains about my codependence. It's a win-win situation. 

Many of my caregiving colleagues complain about the repetitive questions and, sometimes reactions, of the elderly, especially when those patients happen to read the newspaper, especially with the current downward spiral of our country — as if these people haven't lived through enough horror...

I love my dementia peeps, but sometimes wonder if there's a Guinness Book World Record for how many times an hour a dementia patient can repeat the same question — it's got to be in the hundreds. At least with small children, they ask different questions. Dementia patients will get stuck on one short question and ask it until you can interrupt their train(carousel) of thought and successfully redirect their attention. That carousel is pretty manic sometimes. 

A couple days ago, I picked up my mail from the post office and drove over to the nursing home to take (let's call her "Miss Daisy") Miss Daisy out for a drive. Before we took off on our road trip, to the end of The Road and back, in our landlocked little town (Juneau, Alaska), I set my copy of The Onion down in front of her. 

Over our two-hour excursion, tiny Miss Daisy read that front page at least a dozen times and each time she would snicker, giggle, and guffaw, then put it down on the dash board and, a minute later, discover it anew. I think it was the best afternoon of my life. We don't often hear them laugh and when they do, it's the sweetest thing you've ever heard. 

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Thank you, thank you, thank you, for the really important work all of you do. You make the world a better place.
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Bald @baldabetic.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
People pleasing is over become unacceptable
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/06/2025
Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony theonion.com/bezos-w...
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
WOIMS WEDNESDAY
THEY PAY ME IN
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WOIMS WEDNESDAY
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Magnetic Snuffler: calming down, with magnets
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Breakthrough T1D Play @play.breakthrought1d.org · 24/06/2025
💙𝗕𝗟𝗨𝗘 𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗧 𝗔𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗗𝗦💙 🥳The #BlueHeartAwards is BACK! 🎊Join us THIS THURSDAY June 26 at 1pm PT/4pm ET/9pm BST on twitch.tv/Breakthrough... to celebrate #Season6 of @breakthrought1dhq.bsky.social & all that we accomplished together! 👋See you there, legends!
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
You're certainly doing your job today, Mr. Sun.
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 22/06/2025
doing what many are saying is the bravest thing you can do in Dark Souls. I am giving 60,000 Humanity to the Fair Lady on the Switch version of Dark Souls Remastered. it uhh…might take me a minute. come say hi twitch.tv/karlgerm YouTube.com/@karlgermplays
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Yawg @yawggoth.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
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Bald @baldabetic.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I specifically sent this to meenz to nudge her to make me a sick ass alter as a gift someday
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