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@bagofmoons.bsky.social
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just a bag of moons... she/her/that dyke/maaaaaaammaaaaaaa/maestra extended lesbian cinematic universe Wearing more dinosaur clothing and making more eye contact than Minnesotans can handle. 📍I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon

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frankenstein friday @frankensteinfriday.bsky.social · 6h
we need to be actively pro-estrangement for many of the same reasons we need to be actively pro-divorce. i'm really serious.
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Trapped O'Brien, Please Free Me From This Prison @radobrien.myatproto.social · 10h
Does Paramount even KNOW how to take care of the Animaniacs?
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8 Matts in a Duffel Bag @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 9h
this man is about to arrange the fuck outta the horn section for a Steely Dan track
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bag of moons 🏳️‍🌈 @bagofmoons.bsky.social · 8h
I was listening to a mix my oldest friend/first queer love made for me 27 years ago earlier today thinking about how Cat Stevens’ “Wild World” is underrated as a queer breakup song
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bag of moons 🏳️‍🌈 @bagofmoons.bsky.social · 9h
🫂
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 10h
“Says here that I’m a slap in the face of God. That I’m proof that Hell is real. That I’m the monstrosity that verifies it. And I’m like, okay, I don’t even disagree. But why run that in the newspaper every single day? To remove my horrible curse? We’re way past that.”
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bag of moons 🏳️‍🌈 @bagofmoons.bsky.social · 12h
we can think about it and it's spectacular
A photo of Mo's spectacular dilute tabby cat, Onyx, with his lil teef fangs showing, onto which i have poorly scribbled a black vampire cape and red bow tie.
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bag of moons 🏳️‍🌈 @bagofmoons.bsky.social · 12h
this is the future progressives want
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bag of moons 🏳️‍🌈 @bagofmoons.bsky.social · 12h
truly incredible heights of the genre
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bag of moons 🏳️‍🌈 @bagofmoons.bsky.social · 14h
I seriously can’t stop laughing
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bag of moons 🏳️‍🌈 @bagofmoons.bsky.social · 14h
it is VERY satisfying to do this at top volume and then also my hands get a little break from the vibration of the handlebars.
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bag of moons 🏳️‍🌈 @bagofmoons.bsky.social · 14h
my new bit is singing "Yer parkin' in the bike lane!" to the tune of "workin' at the car wash" at people who are parked in the bike lane, and i take my hands off the handlebars and do a little jazzy car wash move with my hands in case they're bad at name that tune
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boo-urnsunit @burnunit.mom · 15h
Plymouth has their pride celebration this Saturday! burnunit will be there 🪔
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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bag of moons 🏳️‍🌈 @bagofmoons.bsky.social · 16h
yes
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bag of moons 🏳️‍🌈 @bagofmoons.bsky.social · 16h
they're sooooooo cuuuuuuuuute
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 17h
i think this is often the case. there's often a need to believe the story is much more complicated below the surface, but sometimes it's not.
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bag of moons 🏳️‍🌈 @bagofmoons.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my black cat routinely goes into our basement, a place she is scared of, and she will yowl *while running down the basement stairs,* like "nooooooo i hate it down therrrrreee." she has an extra long tail so i think she got in the tail line twice and skipped the brain line entirely.
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bag of moons 🏳️‍🌈 @bagofmoons.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😍
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bag of moons 🏳️‍🌈 @bagofmoons.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
oh my hearrrrrrrt 😭😭😭😭😭
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bag of moons 🏳️‍🌈 @bagofmoons.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😭
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bag of moons 🏳️‍🌈 @bagofmoons.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
thank you for teaching me; i am so excited to have learned a new skill!!!
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bag of moons 🏳️‍🌈 @bagofmoons.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my back is pissy now too but it was so soothing and lovely to work beside you, friend 💚
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bag of moons 🏳️‍🌈 @bagofmoons.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this checks out
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
forbes.com
Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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Victorious Bleue @victoriousbleue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Normalizing masks over normalizing excess death & normalizing horrific disability seems like it would be an easy choice It’s still the choice I make too I mask since 2020 & require people visiting my house to wear masks I supply them if needed It’s not that hard It saves lives Please mask up
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bag of moons 🏳️‍🌈 @bagofmoons.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
omfg incredible timeline synchronicity
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/10/2026
The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
he's a madman and I love him
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bag of moons 🏳️‍🌈 @bagofmoons.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
NO
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David Brauer @dbrauer.net · 05/10/2026
Show up at the polls w/fluorescent vests & whistles? Cruise around polling place in car, bike or foot? Think how that looks to Jo Median Voter who has never seen that outside their polling place before. Remember how scary the trucks felt during the Uprising? Don’t do initimidators’ work for them.
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David Brauer @dbrauer.net · 05/10/2026
I know there many earnest folks in Signal/similar groups (+ possibly some bad actors). But it’s important NOT to make things harder for election officials. We’re on your side & have strong systems in place. Think about what your ‘intervention” looks like to a voter who doesn’t know what’s going on.
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bag of moons 🏳️‍🌈 @bagofmoons.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
nah, i mean, i can buy pretty yarn but i can't turn it into this!!! you did good 😍
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bag of moons 🏳️‍🌈 @bagofmoons.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
these are GORGEOUS 😍
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
some Monday motivation courtesy of this absolutely giant horse
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 05/10/2026
this is my favorite example ever of an interactive clearly, creatively illustrated concept
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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I will vote, make calls, knock doors, take up arms for whoever destroys the online gambling industry
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am so very, very tired of all these tech assholes and their Very Special Boy Syndrome. The only known cure is poverty. We must confiscate and redistribute all of their assets. For their own good, and for the good of society.
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bag of moons 🏳️‍🌈 @bagofmoons.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
👏🏼nothing👏🏼about👏🏼us👏🏼without👏🏼us👏🏼is👏🏼for👏🏼us👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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Willy Lee (they/them) @advicepig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Be wary when someone makes an argument based on the needs of a community they are not a part of.
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Lisa Carey @msleedy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet.
A toilet door with a sign saying "Temporally Out Of Order"
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Andrew D Thaler @drandrewthaler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Show creator Sherwood Schwartz commented in his memoir that there is always a subset of people who will believe everything they see. I think about that a lot.
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Mara 👻 aBOOlish I.C.E. @mauratwit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
For those demoralized by the MPS plan to close schools, we can push back and win.
Organizing can change the choices on the table. In 2024, Seattle Public Schools faced a gap of nearly $100
million and proposed closing up to 21 schools. After months of pushback from families, the district dropped the plan and turned to the state for help.
The following spring, Washington's Legislature voted to remove its cap on special-education funding, adding $750 million over four years statewide.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 04/10/2026
Confirmed ICE seen skulking around South Minneapolis. Eyes out, whistles up
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This fall, we're Eelmaxxing™️! Burrow in the silt and mud! Eating beige slime. We are slithering! Eat worms! Sliming around with your 700 closest friends eating mud. Everyone is Eelmaxxing™️ this fall!
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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Nicholas Slayton @nslayton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I occasionally worry that my love of chocolate and cocktails and general high-stress life are killing my health. Meanwhile:
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bag of moons 🏳️‍🌈 @bagofmoons.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hell fuck yes
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