burnunit @burnunit.mom · 30/09/2026my new favorite micro genre of yt is react video dumdums encountering Prince's hall of fame "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" solo for the first time 360
Reposted by burnunitburnunit @burnunit.mom · 30/09/2026Today has been a hard day . if you need some laughs i promise this will work. I improvised this entire thing. I hadn’t seen the slides before they appeared. Live at eat street crossin’s Prince lounge youtu.be/CTVmC-3F69syoutu.beNext Slide Please YouTube video by burnunit 041
burnunit @burnunit.mom · 30/09/2026Today has been a hard day . if you need some laughs i promise this will work. I improvised this entire thing. I hadn’t seen the slides before they appeared. Live at eat street crossin’s Prince lounge youtu.be/CTVmC-3F69syoutu.beNext Slide Please YouTube video by burnunit 041
burnunit @burnunit.mom · 28/09/2026A top ten first rounder from 2 years ago goes for a *future fifth round pick* three weeks into the season? Brutal 000
burnunit @burnunit.mom · 28/09/2026well seems family is able to help if(WHEN) I have to get a new car! Meantime partner's old one will be our backup. But it needs about $3200 of work - the first $1900 we're paying today. Am I starting a gofundme? not yet. do I welcome your help thru @burnunit venmo/$yesjostark cashapp? yes absolutely 032
Reposted by burnunitburnunit @burnunit.mom · 24/09/2026parts of speech (from last night's Advice Column show at Sisyphus brewing) 073
burnunit @burnunit.mom · 24/09/2026parts of speech (from last night's Advice Column show at Sisyphus brewing) 073
burnunit @burnunit.mom · 24/09/2026there's no voting out of this spiral i'm sorry you have to do it i know it's your civic methadone or whatever but the lawbreakers own all sides, and all the enforcers of rulings + orders + laws are on the side of the lawbreakers and swear fealty to them. something new needs to be born 051
burnunit @burnunit.mom · 24/09/2026i haven't made much of a fuss about my bisexuality the last few years but I am pretty far out here, being visible af about it 🩷💜💙 3273
Reposted by burnunitburnunit @burnunit.mom · 23/09/2026entering my gilf era grandma i’d like to frot 241
burnunit @burnunit.mom · 22/09/2026Because of the stolen car I am dealing with more lyfts than usual and friends, the drivers are bad. I know we’re doing our best out here but nobody knows the city, their decisions are consistently a beat too slow, and what is going on with this thing with the braking? the braking is so bad 140
burnunit @burnunit.mom · 22/09/2026I am already organically intelligent, why would I need an artificial version? excessive. wasteful. 040
burnunit @burnunit.mom · 22/09/2026Willow (1988) as Permissive Space: Transformation Myths, Femme Dominants and Fearless Little Guys, Archetypes in Pre-Recognition Adolescent Development of the Trans Individual. In this essay I… 130
burnunit @burnunit.mom · 21/09/2026I am livid about this salon article that discusses premium jar pasta sauces. friends, Marcella Hazan‘s butter onion tomato sauce is all you need and even with premium ingredients you can make it for so much less money. WHY would you spend 18 bucks on a jar of anyone else’s ?? 260
Reposted by burnunitNanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 20/09/2026WD-40 transdermal patches. (personal use only) 301036292
burnunit @burnunit.mom · 19/09/2026I haven’t been to ground zero for a while it’s so much more alive than the last time I was there 230
burnunit @burnunit.mom · 18/09/2026just checking in with a little bit of findings: I have to work to control my audiences differently now that I’m presenting correctly 050
Reposted by burnunitburnunit @burnunit.mom · 15/09/2026#t4t #grindr #comedy By the way I'm headlining Women Underground October 23 mark your datebooks !! 1125
burnunit @burnunit.mom · 15/09/2026#t4t #grindr #comedy By the way I'm headlining Women Underground October 23 mark your datebooks !! 1125
burnunit @burnunit.mom · 14/09/2026every word of this thread is precious beyond measure. this speaks to me, SINGS to me 021
burnunit @burnunit.mom · 13/09/2026“I don’t have problems with trans people I just know better. Since hating trans people is what the world wants they should shut the fuck up about me agreeing; also bluesky is not real life but if you disagree with what I say on it you deserve whatever happens to you” - a thousand guys per day here 040
burnunit @burnunit.mom · 12/09/2026I have so many church lady things to do this weekend . It’s nuts What a life . Huh? No I can’t come to the improv rehearsal , I have to do church stuff all day Saturday and most of Sunday, family stuff in the evening on Saturday. I guess one of us had to turn into mom Eventually. 030
burnunit @burnunit.mom · 12/09/2026Are the twins playing? Did they really fly a c130 over a ball game just now? Is this a 9/11 commemoration? 250
burnunit @burnunit.mom · 12/09/2026Why did a military plane just fly so incredibly low over Marcy Holmes ? 230
burnunit @burnunit.mom · 10/09/2026thoroughly offended by the two thousand dollar phone completely beside-myself-excited for mechanical aperture in the pro one balance in all things 050
Reposted by burnunitburnunit @burnunit.mom · 09/09/2026I went to the doctor I went to the mountain I looked to the children nobody knew you they hadn’t heard of you 1194
burnunit @burnunit.mom · 09/09/2026I went to the doctor I went to the mountain I looked to the children nobody knew you they hadn’t heard of you 1194
burnunit @burnunit.mom · 09/09/2026Mark your calendars, this is only the second time in forty years that 9/11 has been on a Friday the 13th 241
burnunit @burnunit.mom · 07/09/2026So I have been a long time Meloxicam user, and about eleven ish days ago I stopped because I was having new more intense side effects (the skin/nerve symptoms) and the rebound I have been enduring is bad, my friends 130
burnunit @burnunit.mom · 07/09/2026o.k. so seriously, what was up with the helicopter over Marcy Holmes last night? 240
burnunit @burnunit.mom · 06/09/2026One of my exes and her friends used to call me Ned Flanders because of both my mustache and glasses and yknow, the religion thing. Funny that the religion thing is the main reason I ditched the mustache. There’s still a Flanders in here, but she‘s a deviant devout 140
burnunit @burnunit.mom · 03/09/2026Everyone in trumpworld is doing the things they’re doing because they’re betting on how to cash in because they know he’s dying. they know he’s dead. They know Mitch McConnell‘s been dead. Somebody probably knew Lindsay Graham was gonna die and had money on that shit. 100
burnunit @burnunit.mom · 03/09/2026I think this is a good question and merits attention: has anyone taken and reported observations of what happened in the betting markets adjacent to the weekend Trump demanded this geographical change? 010
burnunit @burnunit.mom · 03/09/2026one of my partners was a judge for this contest! they said it was so fun ☺️ 050
burnunit @burnunit.mom · 03/09/2026Without saying your age, what was your favorite movie that came out when you were 20? 260