Reposted by Ella HansenNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Guy with a lot of problems [walking into Costco]: I bet something here will fix me. 2742427
Ella Hansen @bagelpowered.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Went to the first ever @wpbl.bsky.social game yesterday!!! First women's pro baseball in 70 years. I dreamed of being a pro baseball player as a kid and it's so cool to see it happening for women!! 3180
Reposted by Ella HansenChristopher Mathias @letsgomathias.bsky.social · 23/06/202630 years for moving some zines www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026... 451996902
Reposted by Ella HansenMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 16/06/2026"Ben owns a farm. He employs 100 workers. His total payroll is $10 million/year. One day, he buys a mule, which provides the worker who uses it with a modest 10% productivity gain. Ben fires 99 of his workers and purchases 99 mules, expecting a 1,000% productivity gain..."buff.lyAI Economics for Dummies“Xavier owns an apartment that he rents out at a loss of $1 billion/month. Seeing this success, he decides to make financial commitments to construct $850 bi... 221832749
Reposted by Ella HansenShaenon K. Garrity @shaenon.bsky.social · 23/05/2026We have records of diabetes diagnoses going back 2,500 years. We only developed a reliable treatment (insulin) 100 years ago. Now we might have a cure. What an amazing thing to get to witness. 2237171233
Reposted by Ella HansenAndrew Weinstein @andrewjweinstein.com · 18/05/2026When a federal agency tasked with protecting all Americans decides to mandate a specific religious worldview, it ceases to protect democracy and begins to threaten it. 976132894140
Reposted by Ella HansenMadhusudan 🦉 Katti @leafwarbler.myatproto.social · 09/05/2026“officials discovered two industrial-scale water hookups feeding a data center campus located 20 miles south of downtown Atlanta. One water connection had been installed without the utility’s knowledge, and the other was not linked to the company’s account and therefore wasn’t being billed.”apple.newsA data center drained 30M gallons of water unnoticed — until residents complained about low water pressure — POLITICOResidents in Fayetteville, Georgia, noticed low water pressure last year. The utility discovered two unaccounted-for water connections at one of the nation’s largest data center campuses. 13343002224
Reposted by Ella HansenBrian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Unearthed reports reveal that RFK Jr. fired every full-time CDC cruise ship sanitation inspector ahead of the Hantavirus cruise ship outbreak. www.cbsnews.com/news/cdc-cru... 1598203699324
Reposted by Ella HansenStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 24/04/2026 853702054
Reposted by Ella HansenQuattrone Center for the Fair Administration of Justice @quattronecenter.org · 23/04/2026QC Academic Director Paul Heaton used the same tactics as many law enforcement agencies to interrogate ChatGPT, and it confessed to a crime it didn't commit. A great @theintercept.com piece today from @radleybalko.bsky.social: theintercept.com/2026/04/23/c...theintercept.comChatGPT Confessed to a Crime It Couldn’t Possibly Have CommittedA renown criminologist’s experiment with ChatGPT demonstrates the destructive power of police to elicit false confessions. 14517
Ella Hansen @bagelpowered.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Rangers have lost 3 challenges this game somehow 🤔 000
Ella Hansen @bagelpowered.bsky.social · 10/04/2026This looks exactly like my ichiro bobblehead from 2004. They shoulda seen this coming lol 072
Reposted by Ella HansenMorris “Day and The Time” Katz @vodkasnowflake.bsky.social · 18/03/2026thinking about the hero of this game for Team Venezuela, Eugenio Suárez, and his comments about ICE’s effect on Latino baseball players just last week 253053920
Reposted by Ella HansenKat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 10/03/2026The idea that opposing and rolling back trans rights is good for cis women and girls is ludicrous on every level and absolutely enraging when applied in legislation and policy that obviously limits and rolls backs rights for ALL women and girls 161770397
Reposted by Ella HansenMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Every time I open a news app or site and this story isn’t being discussed or featured prominently I feel like I’m losing my mind. Do not look away. 604902950
Ella Hansen @bagelpowered.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Did Sephora pay the refs for Mist to win this game are you kidding me these calls have been so bad 020
Ella Hansen @bagelpowered.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I built the wall behind her ☺️ yay make it easier for people to get shelter!! 1143
Ella Hansen @bagelpowered.bsky.social · 20/02/2026I would pay money to hear the un bleeped version of Hillary Knight mic ed up scoring the record setting game tying goal in the gold medal game 160
Reposted by Ella HansenRadley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 17/02/2026That last sentence? That's the strategy. They've been pretty open about it. 222144824
Reposted by Ella HansenBrian Goldstone @brian-goldstone.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Imagine if even a fraction of what this administration plans to spend on cages went toward housing people.washingtonpost.comICE plans to spend $38.3 billion turning warehouses into detention centersICE plans to spend $38.3 billion converting warehouses into detention centers, according to planning documents, more than the annual budgets of 22 states. 601518544
Reposted by Ella HansenChris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 12/02/2026This is the second account - the first being in Chicago - of DHS agents mass detaining people and then *sorting them by race*. 516157037677
Reposted by Ella HansenLookout Landing @lookoutlanding.bsky.social · 10/02/2026One thing I'm grateful for with the 40 in 40s is the opportunity to, during the off-season, really reflect on a player. I knew I wanted to say something about Victor Robles's suspension when it happened but I didn't know what that was until now. www.lookoutlanding.com/series-previ...lookoutlanding.com40 in 40: Victor Robles and annus horribilis, mirabilisThe grief and the glory of Victor Robles’s 2025 63810
Reposted by Ella HansenAngus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 10/02/2026One of every thousand American residents has been taken into custody by ICE in the last year. 4459072713
Reposted by Ella HansenThe Atlantic @theatlantic.com · 07/02/2026“The U.S. Supreme Court said that you could detain people based on their race, their accent, or the language they spoke … There is nothing to preclude ICE from doing that while you’re standing in line getting ready to cast a ballot,” Stacey Abrams tells Anne Applebaum. theatln.tc/qkeYrlaM 18340152
Reposted by Ella HansenRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 04/02/2026again we do not really do a good job of explaining how wealthy people like Jeff Bezos are his net worth is $253.2 billion. so he could take one million dollars, and just light it on fire and then do it again tomorrow and again the day after that and then do it every day for 693 years and 8 months 18558272073
Reposted by Ella HansenJared Holt @jaredlholt.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Let’s try this one in foreign correspondent voice: State Security Forces Arrest Journalist Who Covered Protests Against Regime Official 292631912
Reposted by Ella HansenPhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 27/01/2026"Every day, I wake up and see the news and I'm horrified. I think it is crazy that some people make it sound like it's acceptable, like the murder of civilians is acceptable." - Victor Wembanyama says about the killings in Minnesota Via DonHarris4/X 125119542412
Reposted by Ella HansenSenator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 27/01/2026I am. But there are three things at play here regarding ICE collecting private data. Quick rundown on the issue, why you should be paying attention, and what I'm doing about it: 16367142261
Reposted by Ella Hansenderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/01/2026If the government is wondering why thousands of people tail ICE and film them it's because you have a propensity to lie! 193654309
Reposted by Ella HansenAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Koh: Trump has now spent $30 billion from the last bill for 10,000 more I.C.E. Agents that are going to be on the streets. That $30 billion would cover all the ACA subsidies for a year. It would eliminate all co-pays for prescription drugs for people from a year, and eliminate all medical debt. 16864892775
Ella Hansen @bagelpowered.bsky.social · 13/01/2026No matter what you believe about fairness in womens/girls sports, sexual assault and harassment by male coaches and officials is a much larger and more impactful issue than transgender participation. This includes genital checks 🙃 0141
Reposted by Ella HansenNathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Kind of wild there has been almost no coverage of the fact that the federal government unleashed chemical weapons against literal kids *at school*. workdaymagazine.org/minneapolis-... 5938911816
Reposted by Ella HansenACLU @aclu.org · 10/01/2026If you're taking to the streets to protest, know your rights. 2816401134
Reposted by Ella HansenLeah Sottile @leahsottile.bsky.social · 15/12/2025If you can believe it, January 1, 2026 marks ten years since the armed takeover of Oregon’s Malheur National Wildlife Refuge. For Portland Monthly, I wrote about how the ensuing decade was dominated by anxious men and a culture of lawlessness. www.pdxmonthly.com/news-and-cit...pdxmonthly.comThe Takeover of Malheur Kicked Off a Decade of LawlessnessThe wildlife refuge occupation set the stage for Trump, January 6, and so much more. 12341143
Ella Hansen @bagelpowered.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Calling your daughter on speakerphone in a Costco bathroom stall is a real bold move 250
Reposted by Ella Hansenfraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Joan Jett throwing gas??!!?!! 7906211
Ella Hansen @bagelpowered.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Happy women's college volleyball tournament on ESPN day to me 030
Reposted by Ella HansenAnnalee Newitz @annaleen.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Two independent studies found that AI chatbots were better at persuading voters than political ads. The most persuasive bots also lied the most. This is something that humans working in psyops have known for decades. AI is psyops at scale. www.technologyreview.com/2025/12/04/1... 281969906
Reposted by Ella HansenPWHL @thepwhl.com · 04/12/2025Clutch win in Seattle 😱 Captain Hilary Knight and Alex Carpenter score two goals in 22 seconds in the final minutes to secure @pwhltorrent.bsky.social's first win! 017224
Reposted by Ella HansenQasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 25/11/2025To recap: •Universal healthcare would save 68,000 lives & $450B annually •Every $1 spent on SNAP results in $1.80 boost to local economies & small businesses •The child tax credit decreased child poverty to a historic low of 5.2%, abolishing it increased it by 45% 1/2 5030661241
Reposted by Ella HansenCarl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Page One in Cincinnati: “.. I need to be able to look my grandkids in the eye and say I did not remain silent.” #ICE 205110553116
Reposted by Ella HansenDavid Kroman @kromandavid.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Katie Wilson has been elected Seattle's next mayor www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...seattletimes.comKatie Wilson elected Seattle’s next mayorWilson took a 1,976-vote lead over Bruce Harrell. With a maximum of 1,320 ballots remaining, it is mathematically impossible for Harrell to catch up. 81067254
Reposted by Ella HansenRyan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market. This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week. 10197563780
![business cat (a black kitty in a tie, looking serious) in the vicious cycle meme [going forward we're gonna need more of your data to make sure its you] -> [ahaha youre not gonna believe this but we had a bit of a data breach] -> [your data is probably for sale online now] -> [that means someone could easily impersonate you] -> [rinse, repeat]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreig4vi6gzyuuuwns2yvnlgnspuujpdwwsn3g6bqvqc3juic2gymb6u)
