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Is this where I should put an ironic and self-aggrandizing description? Montréal, Qc

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@carolinelasnob.bsky.social @oursmathieu.bsky.social Mais comment je fais, moi, pour travailler les yeux pleins d'eau? Merci pour tous les fous rires, pour les calembours douteux, et pour l'incroyable article contre le zucchini, mon meilleur investissement à ce jour. Vous êtes formidables!
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
you'll never guess what the context for this post is
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Justin Ling @justinling.ca · 27/08/2026
Today's @xkcd.com
It's a stickman holding a hammer, lifting up his leg, and saying:

"Listen up, leg. I've been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off!"

It is captioned: tariffs
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Y'all... the Band of the Coldstream Guards performed "9 to 5" in front of Buckingham Palace in honor of Dolly Parton.
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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
@michaelcrawford.com I am sorry to bring terrible news about our beloved childhood friend.
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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
@michaelcrawford.com Sorry that our Prime Minister refused the trade deal you guys proposed, to make us your vassals. I guess we're your new enemy du jour now.
Hand-drawn line on a rock, from La Linea Italian cartoon depicting their iconic character pointing angrily at Trump's head.
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The Manimal @worldofmanimal.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The latest novel by Jean Grisham (There it is. Literally my worst joke ever. You’re welcome).
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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Four Seasons getting renewed is the good news I didn't know I needed today.
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
being surprised when young people don’t like capitalism is like being surprised when someone hates Monopoly after you only let them join for the last 10% of the game
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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Just wait 'til Blockbusters purchases Netflix next week.
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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Trying to cope with the deep sadness inherited by having received the short form Canadian census.
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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Heated Hostellery, episode 1.
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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
@21royalstreet.com How many weeks before this is offered as Pandora food in DL?
Cotton candy fries topped with blue mayonnaise and cotton candy at Toronto Bluejays
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
if the phrase "nitrogen fixing" means nothing to you, I promise you are wildly overestimating how well you'll do in a post-apocalypse
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
apparently when I said I wanted to see Les Misérables someday, I should have clarified that I did not mean "unfolding on the streets around me in real time"
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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
The "It's a hard cock life" lyrics basically write themselves!
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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
He's on YouTube as well! And we see the same thing here, where many people Québec French as an inferior, bastardized version of "proper" Parisian French, whereas it's mostly that our pronunciation and vocabulary often comes from what was common when the colony was founded.
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
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spookily scarily pitt girl 👻🎃👻 @opg.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS: THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
the polish figure skating team in the kiss and cry holding a plush pierogi
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
ever wanted to go to jail on a civil case?
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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I wasn't expecting to cry today. Losing miss O'Hara just numbed me, hard.
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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
The day: September 23 1809
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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Agnès Varda's A Minecraft Movie
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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
@hintofspy.bsky.social Hi! Not sure if the news travelled to your circle, but let's hope that like Heated Rivalry, this Canadian Crave series will be picked up in the US!
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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Looking at the date stamps in the pocket of a library book to see for how long this book has been waiting before you borrowed it.
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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy and happiness.
Ben and Adam from Jet Lag : The Game
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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
@hintofspy.bsky.social Hi! I'm very curious, have you ordered this? It's an absolute joy so far!
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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
@trannawintour.bsky.social I just saw you in the great Transvengeance short movie during @imagenationmtl.bsky.social, it's so fun to see you, usually quite the wordsmith, be hilarious with only a single word of dialogue!
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I've seen people say that getting attached to ChatGPT is like "believing the stripper really loves you", but that's not true. It's more like believing that the dryer personally composed that little jingle on a lonely sockless night just to win your affections.
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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
What I want is for Nicky Doll to open the next season of Drag Race France by parading across the stage wearing a copy of all those jewels and never addressing it.
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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
@hintofspy.bsky.social Hi! Did you get to devour the latest season of The Diplomat? No spoilers, don't worry. I did feel it breathed better than S2. Enjoyed the cadence and how we came to the ending. And welcomed the fan service with open arms!
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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
@andycastro.com Got the perfect book for you, boo. bsky.app/profile/emil...
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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I assume Hoffman will play Woodall's uncle, in this romantic thriller?
Dustin Hoffman and Leo Woodall
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
[optimistic for the future of human life on earth] it's good that we're getting a hurricane soon, it might put out some of the uncontrollable wildfires
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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
My first 5 Steam purchases. Let's not look at how many games I've bought without playing them.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
me as a kid: wow I can't wait until we have robots and computers for everything me now: if this toaster makes me download an app I am slipping out into the night to start a new life as a mysterious figure occasionally glimpsed in the fog
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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
They took an old article about augmented reality glasses and did CTRL+R for AR to AI.
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sam³⁰⁰⁰ @samgavin.com · 20/07/2025
Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
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Justin McElroy 🇨🇦 @jmcelroy.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Vancouver council is debating a giant permanent sign that says "VANCOUVER", and staff say an issue is putting the sign in a place that won't interfere with film shoots. In other words, a giant "VANCOUVER" sign could interfere with vancouver's lucrative business of pretending to be any other city
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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
The average American has 3 eggs, but has demand for 15. So here are 12 photographs of eggs. I am a business man.
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
[David Attenborough watching me trying to chase down an ice cream truck in my flip flops] Astounding.
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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
@mearn.me Saw this back in the bad place and immediately had to make sure you see it.
Classic Coke soda fountain labelled "one hole per beverage", and Coke Freestyle machine labelled "unholy drink cloaca"
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Canadian national anthem in English: gosh what a neat place to live. We’re so far north. I love you guys. Canadian national anthem in French: I arise each morning with a sword in my hand and rage in my heart. I have traced the borders of Saskatchewan in blood.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Must be a lot of waste, fraud and abuse in there. I think we should send in a bunch of middle-aged civil servants from the federal government and give them the power to unplug or destroy whatever looks funny to them until Twitter is finally working efficiently.
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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Is you wanted a qualificative, that one works for sure. If you want a descriptive, Fascism is appropriate.
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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
@michaelcrawford.com Despite all the nonsense happening today, I hope you'll still take time to treat yourself and to stuff that will make you happy for your birthday.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
boy are you the stock market because I don't think I'll ever recover from the way you just went down on me
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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Finally some good news, at last.
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