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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Surtout à 20h07, interrompre brusquement une entrevue/analyse intéressante pour annoncer qu'on a dépouillé 7 votes à Westmount-Saint-Louis.

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Cumming feels strong and weak in a very relatable way here. I loved the final segment on ep 1, with the juxtaposition of everyone's personal obsession.

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

These victims wouldn't have been charged for that anyway. Same as you don't charge plane passengers for the hijacking that took place on their flight. So this is just a convenient example unrelated to whatever the real person(s) did.

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I choose to believe that the Dead Internet theory means that all these subreddits are full of bots writing these dumb stories about loving other bots.

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Honestly imagine if we join the Schengen Area and get to look smugly at the British as we pass them on the express line.

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

@carolinelasnob.bsky.social @oursmathieu.bsky.social Mais comment je fais, moi, pour travailler les yeux pleins d'eau? Merci pour tous les fous rires, pour les calembours douteux, et pour l'incroyable article contre le zucchini, mon meilleur investissement à ce jour. Vous êtes formidables!

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

you'll never guess what the context for this post is

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Even though you are a published baseball author?!

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Gays will do this, but with consent. Like asking their Grindr date not to wear deodorant, or meet up right after going to the gym. Very different from imposing your stank-ass pits to a poor woman who was just hoping for a fun date and got a stinky incel instead.

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Les gens qui boivent du café ont l'air misérable avant leur dose, et pas guère mieux après, donc ça ne m'a jamais intéressé. Mais un thé avec un filet de sirop d'érable, ça oui!

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Southeast Asians wanted this, mostly for cooking, making paneer cheese, etc.

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I've luckily never seen those (or I skip them too swiftly to notice, as with any AI crap), but it would make me seething with anger. I miss being careless and giddy most of the times, man.

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Québec just has to rename the St. Lawrence River "Fleuve de nos orignaux" and then block the two Straits of Our Moose right at the gulf of the river, across the Anticosti Island.

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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Y'all... the Band of the Coldstream Guards performed "9 to 5" in front of Buckingham Palace in honor of Dolly Parton.

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Or I guess Bonhomme HUSSEIN Carnaval, as it will no doubt be revealed on OAN.

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Also I swear I won't just push all these to you but it is delightful : bsky.app/profile/theb...

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

@michaelcrawford.com I am sorry to bring terrible news about our beloved childhood friend.

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Perhaps we'll have to blockade Lake Michigan and suddenly you'll give us 200 billion dollars.

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

You're about to hear your politicians complain a lot about Mark Hussein Carney.

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Removal of French protection laws, a veto on us signing trade deals with other countries, aligning our pesticide laws and others on yours and other delightful stuff.

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

@michaelcrawford.com Sorry that our Prime Minister refused the trade deal you guys proposed, to make us your vassals. I guess we're your new enemy du jour now.

Hand-drawn line on a rock, from La Linea Italian cartoon depicting their iconic character pointing angrily at Trump's head.

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

But I bet those Creutzfeldt-Jakob high heels create a very elegant ankle!

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Bonjour! Faudrait ajouter un module pour faire des dons, sur votre site. On peut le faire sur celui de Nima, et on le pouvait sur Alexandre aussi.

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Oh My God you are a literal grandpa hahaha! Just have a nap midday.

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Maybe that show is worth you taking the day off work?

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Grandpa needs a nap beforehand?

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Perhaps he will pardon a Canadian for next Canadian Thanksgiving? Meanwhile, sorry for the new idiotic tariff on Canadian goods he just imposed to you and your American friends.

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Not all of Canada is on fire. Some of us are clever enough to live on an island, protected by water on all sides!

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Sure, the same way you don't start cooking by making a soufflé and a croquembouche.

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

How he wasn't swiftly arrested, judged and executed for so openly & treasonously taking a big role in the Jan 6th self-coup attempt, I'll never understand.

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I was giddy to find a new word and get to look it up in the dictionary! I still remember Stephen King's Needful Things teaching me Transubstantiation and Trepanation!

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Hell, at 12 I had read the entirety of the kids section of my public library, they had to give me a special derogation so that I could borrow from the adult one, usually requiring to be 14.

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Taking books with longer/rare words away from kids is a great way to make sure they become better reader, via some fuckass magic I've never applied myself, I guess.

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Yet another reason to eat ham!

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Au-delà de la coquille coquine... Quossé ça une placette?!

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Well, seeing as the police officer shot and killed a civilian, there kinda was a 2nd shooter.

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The Manimal @worldofmanimal.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

The latest novel by Jean Grisham (There it is. Literally my worst joke ever. You’re welcome).

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Oh yeah, I remember the apple-flavoured lava with bubbles on the crust!

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Damn. How should I announce that to my employed, baseball-throwing, poem-writing autistic boyfriend of 10 years?

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Four Seasons getting renewed is the good news I didn't know I needed today.

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Oooh! I just jumped here when I tried to reply to you on Twitter over that Sorkin women question, and saw you were suspended. I feel The West Wing's CJ and Abbey (First Lady) were coherent and solid characters, but that's about the end of the list for his oeuvre in my mind, sadly.

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arr @arr.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

being surprised when young people don’t like capitalism is like being surprised when someone hates Monopoly after you only let them join for the last 10% of the game

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Average Missouri straight guy's Tinder profile :

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Oh yeah, not many Canadian cities are easy to navigate without a car. Although perhaps an electric scooter could be an easier/cheaper/more accessible option if you feel too twitchy for a car.

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Well, you're an old man now. It's too late for ya. You just have to live on the West side of St-Laurent blvd.

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I thought your French was OK by now. Yeah I assume in Montréal they'd be looking for bilingual folks.

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Still full of energy after your regular work day?

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