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Nicole Hefner

@badlywritten.bsky.social
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copy editor, crochet enthusiast, geek, super bad at writing about myself

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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 25/09/2026
Pour yourself a cup of ambition. It’s Dolly Parton Day.
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It's officially Dolly Parton Day, with parades, pink lights and book drives
Communities worldwide are dedicating Friday to honoring Dolly Parton. The day falls on Sept. 25, a wink at her hit song “9 to 5.”
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Aaron Huertas @aaronhuertas.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
In addition to the bad framing he also buys into salience by saying “that’s right” when the interviewer says it’s an important issue in Texas. Your opponents are picking on kids, in this case trans kids who are suffering and dying from discrimination. Lead with that or get a new career.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Protect trans kids.
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Sarah Moon @sarahmoon.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
It’s always anxiety. A woman could walk into the ER and have your elbow fall off and they’ll tell you to learn to manage your stress better and make you take a pregnancy test.
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
43% NBA fans are women 47% NFL fans are women 37% NHL fans are women 45% MLB fans are women And women’s professional sports fandom is growing EXPONENTIALLY. Women love sports! It’s only a matter of minutes before women/men fandom is equally 50/50 QUIT ACTING LIKE MEN OWN SPORTS
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 11/04/2026
WNBA star Brianna Turner has written an article denouncing the new invasive sex testing requirements of the IOC. www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
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I'm a WNBA player. Don't use athletes like me to exclude trans women.
IOC's policy invites unequal scrutiny. We cannot choose our genes or chromosomes, but we can choose whether we protect the dignity of every athlete.
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
He is risen
Star Trek The Search for Spock scene. Our Lord Spock is pictured in a white robe. He stands surrounded by his shipmates who are all older here than they were in the TV show. Sulu is smiling and touching Spock's chest for some reason. Uhura, Chekov, Scotty, and Bones stand close and all seem thrilled to see him, but are otherwise practicing self control and not feeling his chest. 

Despite being surrounded by friends, Spock is staring only at Kirk, for obvious reasons.
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
In 1993, "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine" made a Black man the star of a major sci-fi franchise and his character was like the Platonic ideal of a loving father, a great cook, a man who uplifted others, who was kind and tolerant but MILITANTLY so, and who also had flaws like any other human. Hail Sisko
Avery Brooks as Cpt. Benjamin Sisko in "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine."
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 03/04/2026
Few are brave enough to acknowledge the truth.
A drawing titled "Wild Rabbit vs. Easter Bunny". On the left, there's a wild cottontail bunny sitting down looking alert. On the right, there's a cartoonish Easter Bunny wearing a little polkadot vest and standing next to some colorful eggs. The wild bunny is labeled "Eyes on the sides of the head to watch for predators." and the Easter Bunny "Forward-facing eyes to hunt for meat." Wild bunny: "Active all year." Easter Bunny: "Only active in Spring - otherwise in diapause as a cyst?" Wild bunny: "Walks on four legs." Easter Bunny: "Unusual bipedal stance." Wild bunny: "Plain brown and white fur." Easter Bunny: "Distinctive vest-like markings." Wild bunny: "Gives birth to live young." Easter Bunny: "Steals and redistributes eggs; parasitic reproductive strategy?"
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 20/03/2026
Happy Birthday to Sister Rosetta Tharpe, and a massive thank you to her for inventing rock and roll She was born on March 20th, 1915
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Michael Valkenberg @critical-thinking.de · 16/01/2026
Just finished @tkingfisher.com‘s „Snake Eater“. A beautiful and surprisingly funny book about trauma, friends, and male assholes of varying species. Also about the desert, which I love. And it made me feel better about only once having seen a roadrunner. (Next to Saguaro National Park.)
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
This is obviously bait, but also, the best Star Trek movie is Galaxy Quest
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Matthew Noe @noethematt.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 01/10/2025
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 13/09/2025
An older comic about pigeon nests.
A six panel comic called Why Pigeons Build Bad Nests: A defense of pigeon aesthetics. A drawing shows a pigeon standing next to a couple eggs and some sticks while looking mildly guilty. Panel 2 says, many people think that pigeons are bad at making nests. Here are three good reasons why pigeon nests look bad. There's a drawing of a pigeon sitting on a pile of sticks. Panel 3 says, One: some birds, like orioles, nest in tree branches, so they weave elaborate structures that can withstand the elements... The image shows a baltimore oriole adds a new piece of grass to her beautiful woven nest. Panel 4 says, ...but rock pigeons evolved to nest in crevices in cliffs, safely tucked away. The image shows a rock pigeon on a nest in a hole in a cliff. Panel 5 says, Two: people domesticated pigeons ages ago. Pigeons didn't need fancy nests because they had human-built homes. The image shows pigeons clustering around a fancy pigeon tower. Panel 6 says, Three: Less time making nest equals more time eating seed. The image shows a pigeon wandering off of its poorly built nest to eat a seed, and it says "It's called math."
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Cuddly Rigor Mortis @cuddlyrigormortis.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
”The Blue Pool” my small solo at Archimedes Gallery opens tomorrow! The lore of this little world continues with the introduction of “The Great Black Rabbit” and more 😄 Visit archimedesgallery.com/collections/... for details.
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Nicole Tersigni @nicsigni.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
doctor: your blood pressure is a little high me: [alive in the year 2025] well that’s weird
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I stumbled across Galaxy Quest last night on cable and it could not have been better timed after an ugly day. It's a tough competition, but Tony Shaloub might be my favorite.
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a man in a space suit is smiling while standing next to a woman in a space suit .
ALT: a man in a space suit is smiling while standing next to a woman in a space suit .
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Everyone say hello to Tupi, a lil’ capybara baby at the San Antonio Zoo. 🥹
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Museum of Curiosities @curiositiesmuseum.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Glurpo, the world's only underwater clown, c.1960. 🤡
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Nimasprout 🔜 LBX 213 @nimasprout.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
🌙Twilight Haze🌙 Cluster of roses as evening falls. Raindrops still linger from an earlier rain shower 💧 Currently on view in person at Antler Gallery in PDX and also available online: www.antlerpdx.com/collections/...
Painting of pink roses surrounded by greenery and dew dropsPainting of pink roses surrounded by greenery and dew drops
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Cuddly Rigor Mortis @cuddlyrigormortis.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Brand new sillies! These three new drawings are available in my shop now 🥳🥳🥳 Want your own silly character? Message me and let’s talk ☺️ shop.cuddlyrigormortis.com #lostboys #chucky #jason #fridaythe13th
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Dag. @3fecta.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Miles O'Brien fan club assemble.
The image features Chief Miles O'Brien, a character from the Star Trek universe, specifically Star Trek: The Next Generation and Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. The quote, "He was more than a hero. He was a union man," is a popular meme referencing Chief O'Brien's character and his background.
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Nimasprout 🔜 LBX 213 @nimasprout.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
A look at my paintings for the show currently at Antler and Talon Gallery in Portland! These 6 paintings are Acryla gouache on wood panel. All inspired by flowers in our home garden. Huge thanks to my partner Cen for growing these wonderful flowers that are such an inspiration. 🏵️🌷🌻🌹🌼🌺🌸
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. A Klingon warrior named Gowron (friends call him Ron) is standing in his usual battle ready uniform. He has a great deal of face and forehead loaf, ridges and whatnot, muttonchops, and long wild wavy hair. Here, his big bug eyes are bugging out and he's speaking with emphasis. Closed caption reads, "No more meetings, no more reports to file."
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Nimasprout 🔜 LBX 213 @nimasprout.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I've been enjoying this original painting "Queen of the Night", but it's time to let it go and find it a home. 13" round Acryla gouache painting on wood. Priced $950 but taking serious offers in DMs. 🦇🦇🦇
Artist holding circular painting featuring red poppy flowers and a fuzzy fierce bat.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 22/08/2025
this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like
Why should I write better when a machine can do it for me?
Because actually no one can do it for you, because your voice is unique among all the people on earth. Siri never petted a horse's neck. Alexa has never been ghosted by the captain of the football team. But you have lived, your heart is beating, you have suffered, and you have something important to say. It's a human's job, to use words, and whatever job you give to a machine, that part of your brain goes dark. Maybe it's worth it when it comes to remembering phone numbers and directions, but when that part of your brain that uses words goes dark, that's a vast area that's very close to your soul. Don't let some internet platform convince you that what you have to say and create isn't worthwhile. Words are the echo of your soul. Honing that echo matters.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 20/08/2025
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A painting of a bird beside the text "this shit makes me wish I had stayed in bed"
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Cuddly Rigor Mortis @cuddlyrigormortis.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Check it out ya dingus! It’s Dr Steve Brule! I was asked to create this silly commission and I had so much fun. I’m still open for more silly commissions - let me know and we can chat😄👍 #checkitout #drstevebrule #johncreilly #artcommission
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 15/08/2025
The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 09/08/2025
On the subject of Much Ado About Nothing, I did recently(ish) write an essay about it and why it's one of my favorite films to watch: whatever.scalzi.com/2023/12/07/t...
The cast of Much Ado, being ridiculously gorgeous.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
I'm most proud of how flammable it was
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Nicole Hefner @badlywritten.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Proud of my state representative for standing up for us. I cannot overstate how much I would hate being moved into Chip Roy’s district.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
To hell with this shit, too, while we're at it.
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Cuddly Rigor Mortis @cuddlyrigormortis.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Lowered prices! Relisted originals! These happy foods are waiting on their forever homes - grab em in my shop today 🥰 shop.cuddlyrigormortis.com #happyfood #eggsandwich #italianice #linzercookies #ricekrispytreats #redvelvetcake #originalart
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I felt this would be the point where a human would sigh, so I sighed.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 23/06/2025
Air conditioning is an absolutely vital life-saving technology on a swiftly-warming planet, and people who claim it's somehow more shameful to cool a home than it is to heat one are idiots. I wrote this a few years ago and still stand by it: foreignpolicy.com/2022/01/16/c...
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Climate Change Demands More Air Conditioning
An often-disparaged technology is a lifesaver, not a luxury.
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Nimasprout 🔜 LBX 213 @nimasprout.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Online shop is stocked full, use code "GARDEN" for 20% off your entire order. Prints, originals, bookmarks, everything! nimasprout.shop Feel free to share - trying to cover some bills before the end of the week 😬
Print of apricot flowers at dusk.Mushroom sticker on terrarium shapeMini prints featuring flowers and mushrooms
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Bill McKibben @billmckibben.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Just in general: colleges and universities are one of the best things about America. Smart people trying to pass on what they know to the next generation. This is good.
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Martha Wells @marthawells.com · 22/05/2025
Don't forget, the next episode of #murderbot drops tomorrow: tv.apple.com/us/show/murd... If you have Apple TV, please consider putting it on your watchlist.
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Watch Murderbot - Apple TV+
In a high-tech future, a rogue security robot (Alexander Skarsgård) secretly gains free will. To stay hidden, it reluctantly joins a new mission prote…
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molly tanzer (I guess!!) @mollytanzer.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Taken from Sam Landman on FB but not sure if he is the artist. Graphic saying AI is for losers, reject fascism think for yourself. I can make Art that’s ugly and bad all by myself thank you very much
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
So they made us smarter. The anxiety and depression were side effects.
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
This is violence. It’s eugenics. It’s fucking evil. And the worst part is it’s gonna get very little attention and most people aren’t even gonna notice cause y’all have simply moved on.
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Martha Wells @marthawells.com · 10/05/2025
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Murderbot's Creators on Finding the Right Tone for the Sci-Fi Comedy-Thriller
Chris Weitz and Paul Weitz also discussed their close collaborations with star Alexander Skarsgård and Murderbot Diaries author Martha Wells.
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Cuddly Rigor Mortis @cuddlyrigormortis.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I just discovered Posca markers and I’m in love! So many colors, so bright, so fun! This is Dot and they are available now 💗 shop.cuddlyrigormortis.com
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 07/05/2025
Happy Tom-Holland-Performing-Umbrella Day to all who celebrate! [I most certainly do]
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Dominique Ramsey 𓃥 @dominiqueramseyart.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Heatwave
Illustration of an orange and red wolf made of fire, it bares yellow fangs made of flames.
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Annalee Newitz @annaleen.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Ahhhhh Murderbot trailer is giving me so much happiness right now. The tone feels just right. AND THERE IS SANCTUARY MOON OMG www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEio...
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Murderbot — Official Trailer | Apple TV+
YouTube video by Apple TV
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Reactor Magazine @reactorsff.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Everyone hit PAUSE on Sanctuary Moon!!! The first trailer for Murderbot is HERE!! #murderbot #themurderbotdiaries reactormag.com/murderbot-ad...
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You Have Been Very Good So Here Is The Murderbot Trailer - Reactor
Our favorite SecUnit is going through some stuff
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Deep Space Nine scene. Jake Sisko is sitting facing us at a table on DS9 station. He's having a chat over juice with Nog, a young ferengi with giant ear lobes. Nog is in Starfleet uniform and facing away from us. Jake is wearing normal guy space clothes. Jake looks animated and talking with hand gestures. Closed caption reads, "I'm human--I don't *have* any money."
('Have' is in italics)
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