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molly tanzer (I guess!!)

@mollytanzer.bsky.social
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Award-winning author of novels and short stories. New novella AND SIDE BY SIDE THEY WANDER: out now! GenAI/LLM disliker. Abolish ICE. (she/her) www.patreon.com/one_true_sentence

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Becca 🇵🇸 NYCC K34 @rfarrowster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
bringing her back
The Legolas and gimli “never thought I’d die fighting side by side with an elf” scene from the two towers except the quote has been altered to read “never thought I’d die fighting side by side with Catholics/what about side by side with a Pope Against AI!/Aye, I could do that”
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 20h
Folks have insulted:  My Southern drawl.  My loc’d hair.  My clothes.  My shoes.  My intelligence.  I’ve been called a ghetto Black b!t€h. Now @JDVance says I don’t belong and should leave the very country my ancestors helped build. This is a lot y’all. It is. #AngieForFlorida
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molly tanzer (I guess!!) @mollytanzer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
by @jordankurella.com, 2025
Excuse me while I anthropomorphize this stone's lore

with a picture of a cobblestone engraved with I USED TO BE A MOUNTAIN
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molly tanzer (I guess!!) @mollytanzer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One of my father’s favorite stories was about the time he got kicked out of Cornell in the 1960s for calling the dean of students a pimp to his face. Good on ya dad, miss you always
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molly tanzer (I guess!!) @mollytanzer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What the fuck is wrong with you man
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm kinda fully over that "the British conquered the world for spices and don't use any of them" joke because for one, you cannot recycle material for 5 straight generations and get a laugh worth a damn but also because in order to make it you have to agree with Tommy Robinson about who is British
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah since Christians talk about Jesus all the time and force me to perceive him literally the only thing I personally think about him is “guy who started the movement that massacred all my ancestors and family and currently fantasizes about my death and tries to kill me.” bsky.app/profile/dmny...
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molly tanzer (I guess!!) @mollytanzer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Brock Lesnar-ass cow
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VoteHub @votehub.com · 28/09/2026
NEWS — Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear criticizes fellow Democrats who say transgender athletes should be barred from women’s sports. “That is not the party that we are. We start as a party of compassion and empathy.”
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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is part of what I'm referring to with many people demanding stories that reassure them they're a good person. They want the moral instruction because otherwise, rather than processing the reading experience, there's a thrum of "am I bad? am I bad? what if someone finds out I'm bad?"
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stories about abuse are allowed to exist without reducing themselves to moral instruction. i think sometimes when people complain about the “romanticization” of abuse, what they're actually objecting to isn't necessarily the way abuse is being represented, but the fact that the representation doesn't provide them with constant moral reassurance. like, there is a difference between “this story frames abuse as desirable or inherently romantic” and “this story depicts abuse in an erotic/ambiguous/complicated way and doesn't repeatedly tell me that abuse is bad, therefore the depiction itself is irresponsible.”
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molly tanzer (I guess!!) @mollytanzer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
please. do NOT f.irework And Plastics I w.ould Eat but m0ther says PUTTHATDOWN WHATAREYOUDOING
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molly tanzer (I guess!!) @mollytanzer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The internet is just a place for people to say “nobody is saying” about something literally everyone is saying
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The literacy crisis is not just referring to people's ability to literally read and write. It's also people's inability to read for context. I've been a public educator for over 20 years and I have never, ever seen it this bad.
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molly tanzer (I guess!!) @mollytanzer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
She did however say hi-YAH!! and hit her questioners with a rubber chicken
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molly tanzer (I guess!!) @mollytanzer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Language matters! I think it’s good to have a style guide speak out against anthropomorphizing these technologies, because saying “AI agents” implies they have agency, which they do not, and it deflects the responsibility away from the Sam Altman types who yes should 100% be in jail
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molly tanzer (I guess!!) @mollytanzer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Really glad I’m so exhausted by most major nerd franchises to get flexed about them
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molly tanzer (I guess!!) @mollytanzer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Especially as paying your share can mean lots of things, like going to the library (in lieu of using a pirate site that helped create the scourge of GenAI etc etc)
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Alexander Clarkson @aphclarkson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That's because the anti-intellectualism of the populists and Far Right is in direct contradiction to the basic foundations of any civilisation
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AP Stylebook warns against anthropomorphizing AI systems: “Avoid language that gives them human characteristics… Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.”
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Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics. This is called anthropomorphizing, when we ascribe human traits, emotions or behaviors to non-human things, such as animals or inanimate objects.
Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.
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molly tanzer (I guess!!) @mollytanzer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I would still like my apology from everyone who thought I was overreacting in 2016
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molly tanzer (I guess!!) @mollytanzer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tbh this extra is worth the price of admission…and it’s a stretch goal. The novellas are all gonna rock your socks, so why not just 💰 up and enjoy yourself reading the best s&s around?!
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molly tanzer (I guess!!) @mollytanzer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
But the Graham Platner boosters assure me I have to vote blue no matter who
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My first choice is "zero billionaires," but if I can't have that I'll take "billionaires with night terrors of guillotines trying to buy off the public."
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What I can't get over is the Dems out there trying to transphobia their way out of these numbers. Just out there riding the crest of the wave, doing morally unsupportable pandering to bigotry at a time when it is also strategically foolish, just for love of the capitulation game.
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molly tanzer (I guess!!) @mollytanzer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We all know people like this
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Man, I really wish AI would hurry up and leave me behind like it keeps promising. Just fuck off already.
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molly tanzer (I guess!!) @mollytanzer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You’re telling me Insurrection Barbie with her pedo ex husband and minor-enjoying son is also going through…this? Weirdly the worst part is hearing she has had sex with Matt Gaetz lmao
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Cynthia Pelayo @cynthiapelayo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Today is good day to start writing that novel. There are 101 days until December 31st. If you wrote 500 words every day starting today you would have 50,500 words drafted before the end of the year.
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Keira Havens @highcountryrose.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's nice that this stupid apocalypse is also sometimes funny
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Joanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Turned down last week: 2 festivals with no budget for speakers 1 writing course with no budget for teachers 1 film project with no budget to option the book - plus they wanted me to write the screenplay. For free. Don't do it, kids. Don't work for free. Because to them, what's free is worthless.
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molly tanzer (I guess!!) @mollytanzer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well MY triumphal arch houses my cryptozoologic menagerie with my unicorns, a bonded pair of harpies, a lamassu, a small North American dragon, gnome terrarium, and visitors can get concessions from my oven that bakes cupcakes that help you lose weight
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Malevolent Maelstrom @chemicalchaos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey its fucking wierd more of the dems platform isnt "we will give you abortion rights back"
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molly tanzer (I guess!!) @mollytanzer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Been watching Stargate SG-1, and I really enjoy how after eight seasons of "oh dear, world religions are space worms that will get u" they worked up the guts to do two seasons of "lmao sike, Christianity's literally THE WORST OF ALL!!!!"
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Narnia books as Isekai Manga
1. My Sweet Tooth Made Me The Villainess’ Slave
2. In Another World, The Dwarves Picked Me To Lead The Revolution
3. All At Sea With My Level 0 Sailing Skills
4. On A Mission In Another World And I Can’t Remember The Cheat Codes
5. That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Horse
6. Help! My Uncle’s In Love With The Demon Queen!
7. Reincarnated In Another World Just As The Game’s Ending
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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molly tanzer (I guess!!) @mollytanzer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Suspecting Ms. Le Guin would not be a Reacher fan
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molly tanzer (I guess!!) @mollytanzer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Shocked/impressed
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
Trans rights is inherently a bodily autonomy issue. Just like abortion rights is. We can't have gender equity or reproductive freedom without trans rights. Full stop. You can yell at me and make up shit that you claim I've said if it makes you feel better. I don't care. I'm right. And you know it.
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molly tanzer (I guess!!) @mollytanzer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Usually calling someone a “centrist” on BlueSky is interpreted as the most devastating insult imaginable, but not today
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molly tanzer (I guess!!) @mollytanzer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I mean, it’s the internet, but there’s LOT of chatter about fecal matter and bestiality on my feed today and not from the freaks
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Karen V. Juliette @karenvjuliette.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oscar Isaac as Victor Frankenstein
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molly tanzer (I guess!!) @mollytanzer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The worst crayon drawing on a napkin is better and more honest than anything AI can produce
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molly tanzer (I guess!!) @mollytanzer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
They stole her name and now it has e. Coli
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molly tanzer (I guess!!) @mollytanzer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
But I haven’t skied in ages!
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molly tanzer (I guess!!) @mollytanzer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A friend of mine, a darker-skinned brunette woman, was screamed at on the street by rednecks riding around in a truck with a gibbet and effigy of bin Laden in the bed
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Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Senator CIA thinking back fondly of the post 9/11 world:
Female guard  at the Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq poses with large smile and thumbs up gesture as prisoners are tortured in the background (torture has been edited out of the image)
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molly tanzer (I guess!!) @mollytanzer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
V @chuckwendig.bsky.social-coded
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molly tanzer (I guess!!) @mollytanzer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Continues to be a (fun) honor! So nice to know the work is finding the people it’s for. Thanks, Dan!
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