aWMo @awmo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026*over the roar of thousands of union troops -- black and white -- running up a hill to then be immediately cut down* Gen. Grant: Kurt who? 040
Reposted by aWMoMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 15/07/2026denim = ‘de Nîmes’ because they were made in the French city of Nĭmes jeans = ‘Genoa’ because they were worn by the Genoese navy khakis = Hindi word for “dust-colored, brown” JNCO = “Judge None Choose One" 241343263
aWMo @awmo.bsky.social · 24/06/2026While anything is possible, they just voted overwhelmingly to pass the legislation. 000
aWMo @awmo.bsky.social · 17/05/2026The FAA must enforce a strict “no tight fives before 8 am” policy 0240
Reposted by aWMoAccented Cinema @accentedcinema.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026) 167159114778
aWMo @awmo.bsky.social · 13/04/2026I’ve recently seen photographic evidence that leads me to believe that if it happens today he will just be back in three days 000
aWMo @awmo.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Found Kanye’s old resume just lying around at the grocery store 000
Reposted by aWMoJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 30/01/2026When you think about it, Neil McCauley and Vincent Hanna also had a “Heated Rivalry” 3478
aWMo @awmo.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Oh. I guess if we are sharing links today, here you go. www.google.com/travel/fligh...google.comGoogle Flights 020
aWMo @awmo.bsky.social · 20/12/2025roommate: you’re back early me: quesarito is back studio apartment roomie: what? me: *slipping a stained necktie under the collar of my US Polo Assn. button up* quesarito is back 010
aWMo @awmo.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Thinking about referring to Christmas as “The Jolly Man’s Big Day” like a local radio ad doing a Super Bowl promotion. 010
aWMo @awmo.bsky.social · 01/12/2025At first I thought he was gonna waste Bridget Everett on a gag but he knew what he was doing lol 090
Reposted by aWMoBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/11/2025I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once 2184437465
aWMo @awmo.bsky.social · 09/11/2025If you are currently in the ocean waiting for it to become a battlefield, stay in the ocean. 040
Reposted by aWMoALVIRA, the BASTARD of the Dark 🇮🇪 🍉 @alkalinecollective.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Higher quality cos I'm a sicko 231718339
aWMo @awmo.bsky.social · 27/10/2025The man most prepared to lead the left wing movement in a post Trump America … and two other dudes in black jackets 020
aWMo @awmo.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Casually calling the offsides during a half-watched Jets-Dolphins game is the closest any of us are gonna get to enlightenment 010
aWMo @awmo.bsky.social · 07/09/2025so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding astronauts to the vacuum of space and then his daughter started crying. 060
Reposted by aWMoMatthewせいじ @matthewseiji.com · 24/06/2025Fortunato (coughing): You’re certain the Criterion Closet is down here Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet 443311210
Reposted by aWModj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 20/06/2025there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see 826635
aWMo @awmo.bsky.social · 13/10/2024Non zero chance you will get to watch him hit a mermaid with the boat 000
Reposted by aWMoKinell @sinistercinemastudios.art · 26/09/2024John Carpenter had a lively friday 8640251414
Reposted by aWMoN. K. Jemisin @nkjemisin.bsky.social · 16/06/2024It's increasingly clear that the people who make generative AI don't like films, don't like books, don't like art of any kind, and don't understand why anyone else does. 10548031526
