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Justin

@awkwardjokester.bsky.social
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I like reading 📚, tv 📺, traveling ✈️, cocktails 🍸, and food 🍰🌮🥞🥖! 👬@typicalgabe

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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
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We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/10/2026
who knows if jackson can win this thing but i am glad that he is making clear that susan collins's whole scam is to do everything she can to make life worse for mainers and then take credit for mitigating it in the slightest way possible
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“.. San Diego is not collateral damage,” San Diego Mayor Todd Gloria posted. “We are not expendable. And we are never a ‘small price to pay.’ Keep our city out of your reckless war talk.” @latimes.com www.latimes.com/california/s...
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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is a community note for the ages.
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Justin @awkwardjokester.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Running errands in perfect weather.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ok but what did SHE wear
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Voter registration deadlines are SUNDAY in Alaska, Rhode Island, South Carolina. And MONDAY in: Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, and *Texas*. If you live in these states, verify your registration now, literally.
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Joel @exadyto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
French people be like “New month, new moi(s)”
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Christa Pike was tortured yesterday by the state of TN in every single USians name and the fact is that this is a country that is mostly OK with this. This says everything about all of us. We are all implicated in this barbaric practice. It's sickening.
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AI will never be able to make art. Thanks.
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Alan Sepinwall @sepinwall.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me seeing this post
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Dont Look: Terrifying Creature
Alt: Walter Donovan ages rapidly in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
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Justin @awkwardjokester.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Omg! I’m almost there too. 🤦‍♂️
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Ruth Zakarin @ruthz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New Democratic candidate talking point just dropped.
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Eric Ansley Díaz 🏳️‍🌈 @geekboyeric.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In 1992, when Madonna was 34 years old, the press told her to “Settle down Grandma!” That was an actual headline. She didn’t. And nearly 35 years years later, and almost 45 since she first hit the scene, she gets artist of the year. She is the blueprint. 👑
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026
Google finally updated some of its satellite images of Gaza and my god, it's horrific. The entirety of Rafah has been demolished. The majority of Khan Younis is in ruins. Entire towns completely leveled and erased of the map.
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Sara Gibbs is Scary Enough Already @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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Justin @awkwardjokester.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lost was only #22? No Gilmore Girls? No Friends? 😭
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Most people have no idea how much international students are the lifeblood of higher education. But they’re about to learn. Sigh.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown theonion.com/vacationing-man-excite…
Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown
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Ayce @flyincasual.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Scott Nover @scottnover.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
BREAKING: TV pool will not be providing coverage of presidential events until further notice b/c of CNN's ban, pool chair and FOX News Washington Bureau Chief Bryan Boughton said. It's effectively a boycott by the fellow members — ABC, CBS, NBC and FOX: www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
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Justin @awkwardjokester.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We won both of our kickball games today. 🙌 #sports @typicalgabe.bsky.social
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Justin @awkwardjokester.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I loved this show. I don’t understand how it didn’t get another season.
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Justin @awkwardjokester.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Good Saturday so far. It’s nice out, but I’m excited for the 60-degree weather coming.
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Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 18/09/2026
Duncan Sheik, singer of the 1996 hit single “Barely Breathing” and Tony Award-winning composer of 'Spring Awakening,' has died at age 56. Access the free article here: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
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David A. Graham @dgraham.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If anyone should know what happens when companies are left to do the right thing on their own, it's Rick Scott, whose healthcare company paid nearly $2 billion in lawsuits related to fraud that occurred while he was CEO
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/09/2026
New in PN: Retire in peace "McConnell would never be allowed to drive a car, babysit young children, or file his own taxes. Why, then, should a cognitively incapacitated 82-year-old retain one of the most important positions of power within the national government?"
publicnotice.co
Retire in peace
McConnell is the latest example of an incapacitated politician refusing to let go.
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Joshua Foust 🪖🎮 @joshuafoust.com · 16/09/2026
I know we’re numb to this, but it is really bad that journalists and politicians both feel so comfortable lying. Society cannot sustain itself when its elites just lie like this.
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Average Price: Ground Beef, 100% Beef (Cost per Pound/453.6 Grams) in U.S. City Average
Average Price: Ground Beef, 100% Beef (Cost per Pound/453.6 Grams) in U.S. City Average
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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Justin @awkwardjokester.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
In an Uber right now and our driver is extra chatty. He has been talking about his credit history…in detail.
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Little Pills
ALT: Little Pills
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feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Page Six Reports is a beautiful name for a girl
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Heba Gowayed هبة جويد @hebagowayed.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
9/11/2001 I was a freshman in high school in Alabama, I wore a hijab. In gym class my teacher wheeled in a screen. Something horrible was happening. I watched, mouth agape as the second tower hit. We were silent. As that period reached an end, my name was announced on the loud speaker. 1/
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Ed Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In Massachusetts, we have a responsibility to protect the vulnerable and stand up for those who need it. We don’t throw trans kids under the bus for political points. We protect them—and all of our neighbors—because trans rights are human rights.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
you can be arrested if you give water to people waiting on line to vote
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 09/09/2026
Not to brag, but our product has been foldable since 1828.
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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 09/09/2025
Every Apple event
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If you have a problem with Mayor Mamdani attending the 9/11 ceremony you’re simply a racist piece of shit, I’m sorry, that’s on you, you’re gonna have to live with that until you figure out how to be a better human being
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Justin @awkwardjokester.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Tubing day!! @typicalgabe.bsky.social
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Justin @awkwardjokester.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Happy Friday! abcnews.com/Business/wir...
abcnews.com
Global warming will exceed limit, UN says
In a strategic retreat, the United Nations concedes that Earth has lost its chance to prevent some of the worst impacts of global warming
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Robert Simmon @rsimmon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I am having a particularly frustrating week, so here’s one of the best things I’ve ever done. The eruption of Sarychev Peak in the Aleutian Islands, seen by the crew of the space station. www.nasa.gov/image-articl...
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Justin @awkwardjokester.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
People at this concert are going CRAZY for Gavin DeGraw. I don’t get it. 💁‍♂️
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Lucas Scott in One Tree Hill Hoodie
ALT: Lucas Scott in One Tree Hill Hoodie
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Justin @awkwardjokester.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Got to meet KT Tunstall tonight and had her sign her vinyl. ❤️❤️ @typicalgabe.bsky.social
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/09/2026
it's not an exaggeration to say that jk rowling is the world's most powerful and prominent transphobe outside of elon musk it's easy to not buy a tesla and it's easy to not watch the harry potter tv show
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I am perfectly open to the idea that some of the data center panic is overblown, what I am telling u is I don’t care
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Justin @awkwardjokester.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Kickball is back! Our team won both games. @typicalgabe.bsky.social
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