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And David danced before THE LORD

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I'm sorry pero no 🇵🇷 🇵🇷🇵🇷 vagrant homebody, certified Big Boy™️ Bronx mentality, Upstate reality

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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 4h
The death penalty is a moral abomination. State-sanctioned barbarism pushed by incompetent morons and sanctioned by the Supreme Court. Absolute ghoul shit. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
The lone woman on Tennessee's death row was still alive after she was administered two lethal injections, her lawyer said in a motion seeking to halt her execution Wednesday night, a stunning development after the Supreme Court had stepped in to allow the state to put her to death.
At 8:26 p.m. local time, witnesses said
"executioners had injected both syringes of lethal injection chemicals and Pike is still alive and snoring," her lawyers said in a federal court filing.
They said Pike "has not lost consciousness and still has a heartbeat," and that curtains to the death chamber "have gone down twice."
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 5h
I have Friday and Monday off, zero plans, no obligations. What should I do? Where should I go? I need to leave, someplace, anyplace, just for a change
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 12h
No warmup, got outdriven by a guy with one leg, but we got out there before work and prospered. If you have never had any contact with adaptive golf, it whips ass and gets folks with disabilities out on the course to dunk on guys like me 💚
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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GRACE JONES SLAVE TO THE RHYTHM
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
half-watching hockey and thinking "aren't bussi and aho the same thing"
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Men may seem detestable as joint stock-companies and nations
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𐇔 BeeVine𐇱𐇳 @succulentubus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
WE SHOULD IMPROVE DEMOCRATS SOMEWHAT.

Yet you are trans. Curious.

Enjoy the camps
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Lehigh Football Nation @lfn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"What the hell am I doing here" king
static.klipy.com
Chenning
ALT: Chenning
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I woke up again today, and it feels like a mistake. Bueno, estoy presente, despierta Boricua, etc.
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Absolute loser behavior from someone running in a district with the winds at his electoral back. Even if you are charitable and read this as electoral cynicism, it speaks to a lack of character that Gendebien couldn't say no to this. I wanted to volunteer for this guy! 🤮
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every day is egregious in some new way or in the same grim way, and yet we go on. As my great-aunt used to say when she was asked how she was doing: "Bueno, estoy aquí." Don't know who needs to hear it rn, but all you have to do is answer the bell & wake up tomorrow.
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is going to be my mother 😮‍💨🫠🤣 (Hi Mami, I know you are going to do this to me so just know that I am prepared for the eventuality. Love, Davy)
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
John Harbaugh is certainly going to earn his keep trying to keep this team treading water; heal up well BB
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obnoxiously pitt girl @opg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Erin go bragh, tiochfaidh ár lá, imo imho
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
162 games in the books. And now, what some people consider the start of the “real” season: That’s right, the second set of 162 games played by the remaining 12 teams, which will ultimately determine who makes it to the MLB playoffs.
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I finally am seeing the Bills' unis and that is a fittingly ugly tribute to the low grey sky that hangs over Upstate NY between October and April. It's a bad UB uniform
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shot 44 in classic Nor'easter crap, and probably shoot 42 if I don't shank my first approach of the day 😅 The new driver is 🔥 thegrint.com/deeplink/pos...
I shot 44, putted ok. Irons remain a work in progress
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 27/09/2026
WHAT IS HAPPENING IN WINNIPEG
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 27/09/2026
IOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good kitty
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
truth
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Got a #strikerlie today and, folks, I caught it pure. The weather was garbage, the golf actually decent--but this is what makes it worth it.
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Making an unwise amount of pot roast and watching/playing an equally unwise amount of golf this weekend b/c I am a man of simple tastes. Will put the Dutch oven in to bake to finish at 350 F
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We're letting these jerkoffs create the starting conditions for the original Mobile Suit Gundam
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Dayn Perry @daynperry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
✊
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It is cloudless and perfect, the weekend is about to get Nor-easter'd, and here I am on this perfect Friday listening to people who were pinging me at 10 PM talk about how they fucked up and what needs fixing. That's a *you* problem, hermanos. Me, I'm going to walk 9 and try out my new rangefinder
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Dave @dscoul.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Never forteg
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Autumn light particularly glorious this AM
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good morning from my childhood nightmares, happy Friday
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Caleb Ward @calebw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the vibe #philsky
Caption: "There can be no peace until they renounce their Rabbit God and accept our Duck God."

Description: An army lines up for battle, holding flags with an image that looks like a duck and a rabbit. The opposing army holds the same flags.
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it's time
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sometimes I feel really good about my body and how much progress I've made health-wise and then I catch someone calling me fat and it takes every ounce of strength I have not to start a fight. That will never get better and I accept that people see what they see. But it always hurts.
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Can we call it apartheid now
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Proudly raised on this song by a lesbian 👯‍♀️
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
65 degrees, brilliant sunshine & a massive amount of dev work just completed? We're eating a burger in the park for lunch and sneaking out to the driving range, folks
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Arch Manning, you'd better start learning Bergen County real estate, pal
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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
you haven’t met everyone who will love you yet
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
get in sluts we're wiping out medical debt
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Zane Smith: wheeeeeeeee www.instagram.com/reel/DdmWMNT...
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I find geology wildly fascinating because I just do and this guy is so, so much into it than I ever could be. Volcanos are cool: youtu.be/lXcKIoXN0Xw?...
youtu.be
Canada's Most Active Volcano; Mount Edziza
YouTube video by GeologyHub
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Every fall is an insult to me personally
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My PTKU golf towel just came in and GODDAMN does it go hard @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Go Blue Sharks!
A golf bag with a sick PTKU golf towel
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nuh-uh
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Golden Girls still hits
Betty White in a mustard sweater-jacket saying, "Isn't this dog amazing?"similar shot of Betty White with caption "he can find anything" closeup on Estelle Getty in big glasses, a teal cardigan, and a teal/navy/black collared shirt with caption "Anything?" wide shot of Estelle Getty and Rue McClanahan on a salmony pink sofa with a big black & tan mutt (maybe a German Shepherd mix) with caption that reads "A viable democrat for president - go!"
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 22/09/2026
jameis winston, america’s most beloved sex pest,
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Glug glug
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am going to walk into the Mohawk River along the bottom from here to Utica if this Giants season is Jameis armpunting the rest of the fall
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There it is, 11:20, 1Q, Week 2
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I should love this but Sean McVay can't know heaven, this is all just a clever scheme by Big Receiver to make everything 10 personnel
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