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And David danced before THE LORD

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I'm sorry pero no 🇵🇷 🇵🇷🇵🇷 vagrant homebody, certified Big Boy™️ Bronx mentality, Upstate reality

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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 1h
Midwestern Heritage™️
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 1h
Tom Him, IMO
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 3h
The experience of eating Corn Flakes in your skivvies remains remarkably consistent through life 4 yr old me 🤝 41 yr old me conflé en mis medias
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 4h
That diaper is full, baby
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 14h
There's cold beer in the fridge, help yourself
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Soybot @soybot.bsky.social · 15h
You are absolutely right, you clearly need 6 more ice cold beers. I apologize for the error.
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 19h
yeah I use ai, I am ai-ming to drink some beers tonight
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 17h
Played from the tips like a big boy and ended up not hitting a single iron until hole 6??? Weird, fun round with only one terrible shot (topped a 3 wood from the fairway straight below the turf lol). Face continues to come open too much but it's coming along
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 18h
The face of a madman who just chipped out of the woods and on to the green for a birdie chance with a dang 3 hybrid (we missed lol)
Madman, handsome
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 19h
Cold, crisp, delicious--what'll it be? Yuengling?
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 19h
Lance "Bambi" Allsquirts
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 21h
Look, beauty sleep is important
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 22h
Yep, $10 for a month or $100 for a year and you get the entire back catalog, full access to all our projects, the whole deal channel-6.ghost.io
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 23h
That's even better, sheesh
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 23h
Oooh is it like a little mint chocolate chip flavor overall? This appeals to me
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 23h
You have my total sympathies and condolences. My grandfather (read Dad) did the exact same thing to me and his other kids, but to sit inside and have a full breakfast in McDonalds b/c he didn't really get fast food as a concept 🤷🏻‍♂️ The ephemera of the man helped me through. Hope it helps you as well.
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I appreciate the heads up on both cursed lore and content, tysm
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy Friday, posting high quality Seve to bless the TL
The Great Man with the text "become unemployable" written on a blue sky. Seve is dressed like Napoleon and is beaming
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
tumblr post:
weepingchoir
Aug 31, 2023
Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs
Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

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Aug 31, 2023
Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head.
You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me to DK: "Hermano, let me tell you about the favorable outcomes achieved by vilazodone"
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm so tired for you. Also can confirm that you are indeed a cutie. 🤝
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It is R+2 but the polarization is off the charts and has been for decades; also incredibly high number of veterans across the political spectrum. It's geographically consistent but genuinely 2 communities otherwise
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That district is completely insane and absolutely zero good outcomes are possible from it until it is split.
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That is an outstanding team name, well done
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is apparently what was going down this AM on my block: wnyt.com/top-stories/...
wnyt.com
FBI arrests 15 gang members in Capital Region bank fraud bust
FBI arrests 15 members of Untouchable Guerrilla Stone Nation in Albany for bank fraud, stealing $180,000 in Operation Certified Delivery.
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David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 01/10/2026
Arkansas' procurement system is called HOGBID
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sheesh, walking 36 is rough, well done. I walk 18 and am kaput for 24-48 hours minimum
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I go to Bass Pro Shops semi-regularly and haven't once encountered it in the wild. I'm saving it so I can have the experience you just had
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Celebrating with a Double Cashmere, goddamn what a way to live
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Got my flu and COVID shots this AM, get yours today
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In other news, I'm apartment shopping this weekend all over NY state and would be open to relocating elsewhere if you can promise me a dishwasher & decent public golf options. If you have a lead, hmu
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Will Warren @statsbywill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm going to rip off what I saw elsewhere: "This is slop. Your favorite team has 20 transfers in/out every year. USC-Rutgers and Clemson-Cal are both conference games. Playoff teams with 3 losses. TV broadcast is 70% gambling ads. College Gameday has Pat McAfee interviewing Ted Cruz. It's over."
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Looks like whoever was running got caught. I never particularly enjoy seeing 30 guys in flak jackets and helmets in the dark on my block, gotta say
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just woke up to someone announcing they were the FBI and they had a warrant over a bullhorn, looked up the block...and yep, the Feds are here trying to pick someone up and they have the whole avenue shut down😬
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This I totally believe b/c I've also done this, albeit with a younger club 🫠
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm just mad they besmirched pickles by associating it with pickleball
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026
The death penalty is a moral abomination. State-sanctioned barbarism pushed by incompetent morons and sanctioned by the Supreme Court. Absolute ghoul shit. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
The lone woman on Tennessee's death row was still alive after she was administered two lethal injections, her lawyer said in a motion seeking to halt her execution Wednesday night, a stunning development after the Supreme Court had stepped in to allow the state to put her to death.
At 8:26 p.m. local time, witnesses said
"executioners had injected both syringes of lethal injection chemicals and Pike is still alive and snoring," her lawyers said in a federal court filing.
They said Pike "has not lost consciousness and still has a heartbeat," and that curtains to the death chamber "have gone down twice."
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have Friday and Monday off, zero plans, no obligations. What should I do? Where should I go? I need to leave, someplace, anyplace, just for a change
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🤣
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Original Burner, hot damn
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Seriously, this is such a beautiful sight if you play golf b/c it means you can probably go out there safe in the knowledge that no one will see you 3 putt from 6 feet
An army of carts waiting for deployment
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No warmup, got outdriven by a guy with one leg, but we got out there before work and prospered. If you have never had any contact with adaptive golf, it whips ass and gets folks with disabilities out on the course to dunk on guys like me 💚
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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GRACE JONES SLAVE TO THE RHYTHM
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh wow, that's not good at all
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It won't be 5.5 hours per game this time, probably!
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
half-watching hockey and thinking "aren't bussi and aho the same thing"
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No you don't
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And David danced before THE LORD @averylargebear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Christ alive, I hope you catch a break
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Men may seem detestable as joint stock-companies and nations
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