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Avery Heart

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When I see a tumbleweed I know it’s prickly but I still pick it up.

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One huge problem with AI is that it was designed to have the ethics of a billionaire
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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Ordered ‘medium spice’ at the Indian restaurant. Now I’m sweating, crying, and reevaluating the hubris of my ancestors.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Burns.
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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Are there downsides to AI? Yes. But there are even more positives: CONS -Makes everything more expensive -Will kill us all PROS -AI is easy to spell -Summarises texts for some reason -We were all going to die sometime anyway See? 3 pros and only 2 cons. Hopefully this assuages everyone's concerns
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Dreamcatcher @dreamcatcher01.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The way Always forward Light Shadow Broad Narrow Straight Winding All we know Is We are on the journey And finding the destination In every step....
A pathway through green trees and foliage into a square tunnel cut through the trees.

📷 Dreamcatcher
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Heading out to look at possible repairs on an old barn this morning. Wearing matching socks out of respect for the barn
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Another great one has left us www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
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Yayoi Kusama, Japanese artist who became a global superstar, dies aged 97
From the 1950s to the 2020s, Kusama produced vivid paintings, sculptures and vast installations that often drew on her experience of hallucinations
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Mia Farrow @miafarrow.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Out of the roughly 350,000 Haitian Temporary Protected Status in the U.S., over 100,000 are working in healthcare - in hospitals, nursing homes, long-term care facilities, and home healthcare.
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Avery Heart @averyheart.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Quite the master of uninteresting facts here.
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Dreamcatcher @dreamcatcher01.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Fluffy cuteness...
A furry bunny in green grass.

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Avery Heart @averyheart.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
@michae1mc.bsky.social How lovely!
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Avery Heart @averyheart.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
In the United States -
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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I've put together a quick study guide for anyone who's got an important upcoming exam about Neptune. Hope this helps.
Planet Neptune
The Facts You Need to Know

1. The planet pictured above is not Neptune, it's Venus (the most important fact you must learn about Neptune is what it looks like and if you think it looks like Venus, you are wrong).

2. Many of the things that are illegal on Earth are not illegal on Neptune, including shopl*fting and public n*dity.

3. Nobody has ever dislocated their shoulder on Neptune.

4. Despite its popularity on Earth, the TV show Friends did not achieve the same success on Neptune, with the series finale being watched by zero viewers there.

5. Despite being over three times larger than Earth, the number of horses on Neptune is significantly lower.

6. There are no hardware stores on Neptune so if you urgently need hardware supplies, go to a planet that does have hardware stores instead.
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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
If any other teachers out there are having trouble getting their students to use correct grammar when writing, feel free to use this easy-to-remember guide I've put together. I got my students to memorise it and now they're following it to the letter 👍
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Avery Heart @averyheart.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Canada has always sent firefighters to our wild fires.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I scream, you scream, we’re all screaming my god make it stop
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Avery Heart @averyheart.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
One of the most contested debates regarding spoon use
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Dreamcatcher @dreamcatcher01.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Fields of gold...
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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
So glad I'm not a referee at this World Cup b/c I wouldn't know what to do during hydration breaks. I'm not gregarious enough to chat with the players but I'm too cool to be seen hanging out with the assistant refs. Ultimately I'd maybe just take my phone out and pretend to be texting or something.
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FookyFBSandcat @funkypuffin56.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
REUNION Classic July 5, 2026 I solved it in 1️⃣7️⃣ moves! ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ 🦊 🦔 🎉 www.merriam-webster.com/games/reunion
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Reunion, a Daily Word Game | Merriam Webster
The right words bring them together: unscramble words in as few moves as possible.
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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
My idea to spice up the World Cup? The World Cup Mole. Before each match, both teams get to plant a secret saboteur in the opposing team's starting eleven. Nobody knows who the mole is. Although there are some suspicions among the French players about their newly arrived left-back Sven Olofsson.
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Dreamcatcher @dreamcatcher01.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Just checking out who's coming up the path...
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Dreamcatcher @dreamcatcher01.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Often you have to keep walking, Even when you can't see the way ahead...
A green path leads through green foliage on both sides before disappearing from sight.

📷 Dreamcatcher
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
If you’re heading out to Irish moss this morning look for Mim Flynn. She’s got a 12’ rake and a 16’ dory. They’re paying a penny a pound up in Boston.
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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
My conspiracy theory on why no World Cup matches have been played at the same time so far? There's only one ball and it's transported to each venue between matches. FIFA doesn't want you to know that if a 2nd ball isn't found in time for tomorrow's simultaneous games, the tournament gets cancelled.
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Alicia @aliciablackgirl.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
If only 30% of America had some small clue that a twice impeached 34x convicted felon who led a deadly attack against America, with six bankruptcies and a lifelong history of fraud, abuse, corruption and lying, would somehow turn out to be the worst president in US history, twice...
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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
My least favourite thing in the World Cup? When a team scores a goal. It's so selfish. It hurts the feelings of opposing players, embarrasses them and damages their confidence. Awful. If I was a coach, I'd forbid my team from scoring. "Stop scoring goals. Start considering other people's feelings."
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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Seeing a lot of criticism for the World Cup hydration breaks and I must vent my fury too. They shouldn't just be for water. There should be picnic tables and sandwiches for the players to sit down and enjoy each other's company. They should last two hours. The player who makes the most friends wins.
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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I could no longer hold my tongue on this issue
Newspaper front page.

World News

"Not a fan of FIFA."
Man criticises governing body

Just days ahead of the men’s World Cup, FIFA - the governing body of world football - has been rocked by criticism from grocery shop employee and online personality Sir Michael. 

Speaking before the big kick-off on Thursday, Michael said, “I don’t really like the acronym ‘FIFA’ very much. If you see it written down, you wouldn’t know that it’s supposed to be pronounced ‘fee-fah’. A lot of people probably pronounce it ‘fy-fah or fiff-ah by mistake. People should be able to see an acronym written down and immediately know how it’s pronounced.”

While he has yet to respond, the timing of the criticism could not be worse for FIFA president Gianni Infantino who was already under pressure following the shambolic preparations for his organisation’s showcase event and faces an election in 2027 to retain his position. 

Asked if he had an issue with the names of any other organisations, Michael also singled out NASA for criticism. “It should be spelt NASSA,” said the Irishman. “People could easily see NASA written down and think it’s pronounced ‘nay-sah’. Hopefully they’ll change it one day.”
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Avery Heart @averyheart.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Now I have to think of a name for my fridge? OK
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Over 50 years later, this anti-Vietnam War PSA still rings true.
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The Real Cost of War
Over 50 years later, this anti-Vietnam War PSA still rings true.
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Ken Mahan @weatherken.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Heard that boom in Eastern Mass. A meteor passed through the atmosphere off the coast of Boston around 2 p.m. on Saturday! #mawx #nasa #boston #meteor @bostonglobe.com
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Avery Heart @averyheart.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Shook my house with the loudest bang! I assumed a large bear had fallen out of a tree onto my roof. Apparently not.
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I NEVER want to hear ANYONE ever complaining about the deficit and spending when the President, his family and his cabal of corruption ARE DRAINING OUR TREASURY TO LINE THEIR OWN POCKETS TO THE TUNE OF BILLIONS OF AMERICAN TAXPAYER DOLLARS AND NOBODY IS DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT
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Dreamcatcher @dreamcatcher01.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Fledgling Robin Sitting on a fence waiting for dinner to be brought again and again and again...
A black and orange and speckled Robin sitting on a white fence. 

📷 Dreamcatcher
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Avery Heart @averyheart.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
A squirrel enjoys his lunch after the rain. Every squirrel reminds me of Bobby The Very Tall Squirrel. RIP Bobby. We will never forget you. @sirmichael.bsky.social
A pastoral scene with green grass and several green leafy trees after a rain. There is a squirrel eating his lunch on one of the branches but is hard to see in this photo. The next photo zooms in on him.A zoom-in of a gray squirrel enjoying his lunch on the branch of the biggest tree.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
My friend Robbie went missing in action in Vietnam on October 12, 1972. His body has never been recovered. I think of him every Memorial Day — and what he died fighting for.
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Dreamcatcher @dreamcatcher01.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Fox Squirrel Just making sure everything's good...
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@OldAndCranky @oldandcranky.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
My pal, Rosalita, dropped by today.
Female cardinal on my feeder
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Avery Heart @averyheart.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
My home state no matter where I go
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Avery Heart @averyheart.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
My spirit animal and my current condition
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judithbolyard.bsky.social @judithbolyard.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Please...
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Mia Farrow @miafarrow.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Cancer causing pesticide Atrazine is banned in 60 countries. It causes birth defects, breast, ovarian,uterine, and prostate cancers as well as leukemia and lymphoma. It is an endocrine disrupting chemical interrupting regular hormone function. But Trump has authorized its continued use
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
The rebound, after our truly awful winter, will be spectacular. This is probably not a metaphor
Bleeding heart and a smiling Buddha
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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Please stop booing the zebras. They are not referees. They are zebras.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
To settle his suit with the IRS, Trump reportedly wants to create a $1.7 BILLION slush fund of taxpayer dollars that he can dole out to any of his loyalists who claim the Biden administration targeted them. He would oversee the fund’s commission. The corruption is breathtaking
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Avery Heart @averyheart.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I was just mentioning you lovely guys!
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Justice Elena Kagan Isn't Mincing Words, About The Voting Rights Act........
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I don't think I'll ever get over Clarence Thomas ruling on cases related to Jan 6 knowing that his wife was an active participant in the attempted coup. Or ruling on cases related to government regulations and a wealth tax knowing he took gifts from billionaires. It's a disgrace.
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Dreamcatcher @dreamcatcher01.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Female Cardinal Observing options...
A tan female Cardinal is perched on a branch.  The background is blue sky with twigs and leaves.
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