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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

One huge problem with AI is that it was designed to have the ethics of a billionaire

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Avery Heart @averyheart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Lovely, with one exception. I would have kept the dog.

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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Ordered ‘medium spice’ at the Indian restaurant. Now I’m sweating, crying, and reevaluating the hubris of my ancestors.

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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Are there downsides to AI? Yes. But there are even more positives: CONS -Makes everything more expensive -Will kill us all PROS -AI is easy to spell -Summarises texts for some reason -We were all going to die sometime anyway See? 3 pros and only 2 cons. Hopefully this assuages everyone's concerns

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Avery Heart @averyheart.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I know the feeling. Love a walk off of course. Can’t beat it.

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Dreamcatcher @dreamcatcher01.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

The way Always forward Light Shadow Broad Narrow Straight Winding All we know Is We are on the journey And finding the destination In every step....

A pathway through green trees and foliage into a square tunnel cut through the trees.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Heading out to look at possible repairs on an old barn this morning. Wearing matching socks out of respect for the barn

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Mia Farrow @miafarrow.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Out of the roughly 350,000 Haitian Temporary Protected Status in the U.S., over 100,000 are working in healthcare - in hospitals, nursing homes, long-term care facilities, and home healthcare.

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Avery Heart @averyheart.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I know! I can’t believe it myself.

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Avery Heart @averyheart.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Excellent solution. [Secret private message to be read by no one but Michael: I noticed a possible Freudian slip which may indicate residual guilt about a certain short-changing incident at the shop some time ago. Please be careful.]

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Avery Heart @averyheart.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Quite the master of uninteresting facts here.

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Avery Heart @averyheart.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Thank you. But please exercise caution in making this list as the use of the first three letters could give your enemies an opportunity to besmirch your reputation as a good man who does not indulge in s*xual folderol.

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Avery Heart @averyheart.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Thank you for alerting us that Titanic is not an anagram of Atlantic. You saved us all from looking like fools at Anagram Night at the library.

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Dreamcatcher @dreamcatcher01.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Fluffy cuteness...

A furry bunny in green grass.

📷 Dreamcatcher

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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I've put together a quick study guide for anyone who's got an important upcoming exam about Neptune. Hope this helps.

Planet Neptune
The Facts You Need to Know

1. The planet pictured above is not Neptune, it's Venus (the most important fact you must learn about Neptune is what it looks like and if you think it looks like Venus, you are wrong).

2. Many of the things that are illegal on Earth are not illegal on Neptune, including shopl*fting and public n*dity.

3. Nobody has ever dislocated their shoulder on Neptune.

4. Despite its popularity on Earth, the TV show Friends did not achieve the same success on Neptune, with the series finale being watched by zero viewers there.

5. Despite being over three times larger than Earth, the number of horses on Neptune is significantly lower.

6. There are no hardware stores on Neptune so if you urgently need hardware supplies, go to a planet that does have hardware stores instead.

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Avery Heart @averyheart.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Your mam is a saint. [please give me credit for not adding the laughing while crying emoji]

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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

If any other teachers out there are having trouble getting their students to use correct grammar when writing, feel free to use this easy-to-remember guide I've put together. I got my students to memorise it and now they're following it to the letter 👍

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Avery Heart @averyheart.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Oh, didn’t you just love “Twelve Wayward Otters”? My mum used to read me a chapter of TWO whenever I had trouble falling asleep .

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Avery Heart @averyheart.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Canada has always sent firefighters to our wild fires.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I scream, you scream, we’re all screaming my god make it stop

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Avery Heart @averyheart.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

One of the most contested debates regarding spoon use

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Avery Heart @averyheart.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Not looking for controversy but why not just say Big T, little t. We know you will use a spoon to get it not a knife or a fork.

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Dreamcatcher @dreamcatcher01.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Fields of gold...

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Avery Heart @averyheart.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Yes, and maybe throw in a “next year at Cannes” but be sure to pronounce it the way the cool crowd does or one of the sophisticated players will call your bluff.

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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

So glad I'm not a referee at this World Cup b/c I wouldn't know what to do during hydration breaks. I'm not gregarious enough to chat with the players but I'm too cool to be seen hanging out with the assistant refs. Ultimately I'd maybe just take my phone out and pretend to be texting or something.

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Avery Heart @averyheart.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

You could put in earbuds and pretend to chat with a fascinating person. Be sure to laugh and exclaim “No way!” followed by chuckling to really sell it.

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Avery Heart @averyheart.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

May Balogun carry the hors d’oeuvres atop his moderately unflattering hat?

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FookyFBSandcat @funkypuffin56.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

REUNION Classic July 5, 2026 I solved it in 1️⃣7️⃣ moves! ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ 🦊 🦔 🎉 www.merriam-webster.com/games/reunion

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Reunion, a Daily Word Game | Merriam Webster

The right words bring them together: unscramble words in as few moves as possible.

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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

My idea to spice up the World Cup? The World Cup Mole. Before each match, both teams get to plant a secret saboteur in the opposing team's starting eleven. Nobody knows who the mole is. Although there are some suspicions among the French players about their newly arrived left-back Sven Olofsson.

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Dreamcatcher @dreamcatcher01.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Just checking out who's coming up the path...

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Dreamcatcher @dreamcatcher01.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Often you have to keep walking, Even when you can't see the way ahead...

A green path leads through green foliage on both sides before disappearing from sight.

📷 Dreamcatcher

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

If you’re heading out to Irish moss this morning look for Mim Flynn. She’s got a 12’ rake and a 16’ dory. They’re paying a penny a pound up in Boston.

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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

My conspiracy theory on why no World Cup matches have been played at the same time so far? There's only one ball and it's transported to each venue between matches. FIFA doesn't want you to know that if a 2nd ball isn't found in time for tomorrow's simultaneous games, the tournament gets cancelled.

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Alicia @aliciablackgirl.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

If only 30% of America had some small clue that a twice impeached 34x convicted felon who led a deadly attack against America, with six bankruptcies and a lifelong history of fraud, abuse, corruption and lying, would somehow turn out to be the worst president in US history, twice...

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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

My least favourite thing in the World Cup? When a team scores a goal. It's so selfish. It hurts the feelings of opposing players, embarrasses them and damages their confidence. Awful. If I was a coach, I'd forbid my team from scoring. "Stop scoring goals. Start considering other people's feelings."

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Avery Heart @averyheart.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Well we cannot seem to win at home so seasons ticket holders must be annoyed. I know this household is.

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Avery Heart @averyheart.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I hope we won in a friendly way last night. Maybe tonight you could win. That way you and I can stay friends😁

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Avery Heart @averyheart.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

p.s. I’m not staying up for it 🥱

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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Seeing a lot of criticism for the World Cup hydration breaks and I must vent my fury too. They shouldn't just be for water. There should be picnic tables and sandwiches for the players to sit down and enjoy each other's company. They should last two hours. The player who makes the most friends wins.

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Avery Heart @averyheart.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Of all the judgements in the world I trust yours the most.

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