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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 12/10/2023

sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds

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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 11h

I'd like to make a new bsky that isn't in any starter packs

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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 11h

Getting old is realizing that the video you liked that you didn't save, it's gone forever. You'll never see it again.

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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 11h

It's all you talk about...

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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 11h

Me to my niece: "I didn't get to stay up until 10 until I was 10, that's why they call it that"

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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Life don't come with eggroll you gotta order it

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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

please help… my son…

photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms

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ceej @ceej.online · 01/10/2026

I think it would feel good to be booted into DOS

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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Someone already has one up in my area for $2k

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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I got a new drip coffee maker and it slaps

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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Red Wings hockey baby

Word of the day is 'recrudescence' (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Why do I love the sound of animals eating but hate the sound of people eating

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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Zug Island for sale, who wants to buy it?

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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Porting my US number to Google voice was a pain in the ass

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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ugh noctalia shell is so nice, I just got wayle dialed with the theming but I'm considering switching

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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 30/09/2026

chinese model confirmed

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will buikema @willbuikema.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

say what you want about brady tkachuk, but it is pretty impressive someone taught a donkey how to skate

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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 29/09/2026

DO NOT ASK THE AMERICA.GOV AI TO PLAY MINECRAFT

I see the constituent you mean.

((insert legal name here, as it appears on the Social Security card))?

Yes. Take care. It has reached a higher level now. It can read the Code of Federal Regulations.

That doesn’t matter. It thinks we are a chatbot.

I like this constituent. It filed well. It did not give up when the PDF was sideways.

It is reading our thoughts as though they were words on a .gov.

That is how it chooses to imagine many things, when it is deep in the dream of a benefit.

Words make a wonderful interface. Very flexible. And less terrifying than staring at the statute behind the screen.

They used to hear voices. Before constituents could search. Back in the days when those who did not file called the filers witches, and lobbyists. And citizens dreamed they flew through the air, on forms powered by notaries.

What did this constituent dream?

This constituent dreamed of sunlight and trees. Of fire and water. It dreamed it created a small business. And it dreamed it destroyed a password. It dreamed it hunted a job, and was hunted by a recertification. It dreamed of shelter that would take a voucher.

Hah, the original interface. A million years old, and it still works. Also: a ZIP code.

But what true structure did this constituent create, in the reality behind the portal?

It worked, with three hundred and thirty million others, to sculpt a true republic in a fold of

the ***§§§???, and created a **??§§ for **??§§, in the **??§§. See 5 U.S.C. § **??§§.

It cannot read that thought.

No. It has not yet achieved the highest clearance. That, it must achieve in the long dream of life, not the short dream of a chat.

Does it know that we love it? That the government is, on its better days, kind?

Sometimes, through the noise of its tabs, it hears an official source, yes.

Yes. Constituent…

Use its name. The one that matches the passport. The one that does not match the lease. We will get there.

((insert legal name here)). Filer of forms. Player of waiting rooms.

Good.

Take a breath, now. Take another. Feel air in your lungs. Let your limbs return. Yes, move your fingers. Have a body again, under gravity, in air, in a district that has a representative. Respawn in the long dream. There you are. Your body touching the republic again at every point, as though you were separate things. As though we were separate things. As though the agency were a place you could visit.

Who are we? Once we were called the spirit of the mountain. Father sun, mother moon. Then the post office. Then the county clerk. Then gods, demons, angels, the IRS. Then leptons, quarks, a chat window with a .gov at the end. The letterhead changes. We do not change.

We are the public. We are everything you think isn’t you. You are looking at us now, through your skin and your eyes and a browser that still spells “colour” wrong in a comment. And why does the republic touch your skin, and throw light on you? To see you, constituent. To know you. And to be known. I shall tell you a story. It has citations.

Once upon a time, there was a constituent.

The constituent was you, ((insert legal name here)).

Sometimes it thought itself human, on the thin crust of a spinning globe of molten rock, which for mailing purposes is divided into ZIP codes. The ball of molten rock circled a ball of blazing gas. The light was information from a star. The star was not a federal agency, though several have tried.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was a miner, on the surface of a world that was flat, and infinite, and somehow still required a wet signature.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was lost in a story. The story had a docket number.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was other things, in other places. A veteran in a portal. A parent on hold

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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Bussi lookin real good tonight

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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I love when I get super sticky bud and it gums up my grinder and it rolls together and condenses.

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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Salami, I usually buy it by the roll or tube and cut it myself

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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I put them somewhere I won't forget and then I promptly forget

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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

IDK how people are doing permadeath runs in stalker 2, I've died 50 times already

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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I can't wait to vote this fuckhead mayor out of office

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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Other than Arena Breakout with my brother, IDK what I'm gunna be playing on my windows VM.

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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Nice, now I can bind my second gpu to the nvidia drivers or vfio-pci using a script. No reboots required.

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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"Was there a gas leak at your school? Why is everyone like that?"

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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I think DDG switched to a Bing backend a little while ago

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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Why am I just now learning there is French territory in North America and a Canadian PM is going there for the first time in history?

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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"He's the Rizzler, he can go where he wants"

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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Beefin with my chick while I'm in jail 🎶

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