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Avery 🍁🚲

@averyguy.bsky.social
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#lgrw
Emmitt Finnie? More like I'm Finnie busy a massive fucking nut in my pants holy fuck.
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my 9 albums, I am wack
In no particular order

Fashion Nugget - Cake
London Calling - The Clash
Is This It - The Strokes
Infest The Rats Nest - King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
Watching Movies with the Sound Off - Mac Miller
Droptopwop - Gucci Mane
From 2 to 3 - Peach Pit
Fantasies - Metric
Songs for the Deaf - Queens of the Stone Age
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cat squinting
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
4 star review of the Joker movie saying "this happened to my buddy Eric"
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nice, now I can bind my second gpu to the nvidia drivers or vfio-pci using a script. No reboots required.
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I love this show so much
screenshot from the the rehearsal, Nathan lying in bed with his shoes off. Pilot sitting on bed with shoes on.
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I've created a monster, my tx750 bronze laughs at the danger
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wtf is this shit
Automatic hand dryer crookedly mounted in a home bathroom
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hello 9060 XT
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I feel like I'm being watched
Tuxedo cat and Bengal watch me from kitchen door
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Crusty or sum
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Canadian cigarettes let you know what's what
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Picture of Mike babcock with the caption "so you're gonna plug in the phone and put it on the screen or I'll fucking do it for you."
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
We can rebuild him, we have the technology
A drone strapped to a fake Goose.
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
A picture of a cockateil with the caption, bro really got bald because of the economy... (lots of stress)
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Oh it's so over
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Kinda tough ngl
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I wanna yap more but I feel like this guy so I don't wanna be a downer
A thread with a profile pic of a guy who looks kind of... indifferent and someone comments "a smile might be good" and then the guy responds "nothing to a smile about in my life"
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Happy pride 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️❤️ wanted to share the chain text I got today
pride chain text
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Oh I'm realizing I never posted a pic of it yet. New bar tape in the works. The aluminum/titanium mix is nice, stiff and light. Feels a bit floaty. Still running tubes, havent converted to tubeless yet.
My bike locked up half on a toilet next to an ac unit
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Post from threads. When you think your dog is barking at nothing, he's actually barking at capitalism.
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
"Your fork is backwards" "Ohhh my wheel is backwards" "Noo your fork" "But wouldn't that mean my wheel is backwards too?"
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Needed this today 🥹
Cartoon shrimp on the great wall of China with the caption  "you're not unc, you're not cooked, you're not chopped, you're a young Chinese woman and you're gonna make it."
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
😎😎😎
My most all-time streamed artist is Gucci Mane with 14,934 minutes streamed with them since I started Spotify in 2016.
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Its 3 black cats too, they're so small
3 black cats in a parking lot
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Finally pulled the trigger, I dunno when it'll arrive #bikes
State bicycle undefeated disc
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Sorry man can't hang out this weekend on a tight schedule with a screenshot of a calendar 9 to 10 a.m. bite off more than I can chew 10 a.m. to 11 a.m. address elephant in the room 11 a.m. to 12 p.m. toot my own horn noon to 1 p.m. let the cat out of the back 1 p.m. to 2 p.m. or someone's bubble 2 to 3 p.m. bark up the wrong tree 3 to 4 p.m. Knock it before I try it and 4 to 5 p.m. add fuel to a fire.
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
OR
State undefeated road
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Leaning towards this on Friday, unless I can find a nice local used option before then
state bicycle 6061 all road
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The voices are telling me to buy this #bike Only sad part is the downtube shifter (will need to be upgraded) and the chainring is only 44t
4130 road, state bicycle co in hunter green
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Tried to grab a pic but he was too quick
My hat that says "bigfoot is real and he tried to eat my ass"
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Pigeon
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
This my favourite dinosaur btw
Green cheek conure behind a laptop displaying a raptor so it looks like the bird has a dinosaur body
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
A hand holding a bottle of juice that makes you explode
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
#lgrw
Emmitt Finnie? More like I'm Finnie bust a massive fucking nut in my new fucking pants holy fuck
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Page 321. American Red Star. Size. Five inches. Female. All of brown with yellow patches on sides. Wings and tail. White belly. Male. Small striking blackbird with contrasting patches of orange on sides, wings, and tail, white belly. Juvenile. Same as female. The juvenile male is tenaged orange for the first year. Nest. Cup. Female builds. One breed per year. Eggs. Three to five. Off-white with brown markings. Incubation. Twelve days. Female incubates. Fludging. Nine days. female and male feed young migration. Complete to Florida, Mexico, Central and South America. Food, insects, seeds, berries, rarely, compare, similar to female yellow-rumbed wartler, page 211, but lacking the wartlers yellow patch on rump. Stands notes, a common widespread wartler in the state during migration and the winter, prefers large unbroken tracks of forest. Appears hyperactive when feeding, hovering and darting back and forth to glean insects from leaves. Look for flashing, black and orange color high in the trees, often droops its wings and fans' tail just before launching out to catch an insect.
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Birds that are mostly gray are so underrated
Table of contents in birds of Florida field guide. Birds that are mostly black, birds that are mostly black and white, birds that are mostly blue, birds that are mostly brown, birds that are mostly gray, birds that have prominent green, birds that have prominent orange, birds that are mostly red, birds that are mostly white, birds that are mostly yellow.
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Chocolate chip pancake pre flipChocolate chip pancake post flip
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The Clash just keep getting work
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
What's your sign?
Discounted cannabis sign, NOW OPEN
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Here are some shutter drags I took on the nex3 📷 #photography
Shutter drag on my fan Shutter drag on the fan againShutter drag on the catShutter drag on my bike
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Great choices tonight idk
Suggestions: smoking awareness campaigns and their impact, creative ways to quit smoking with humor, hot dog delivery truck memes, tortoise wearing baseball cap story, comedians who use humor to cope with autism🔥, suddenly Amish cast updates
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
It just keeps getting better
The FBI has reportedly seized $25,000 worth of bayblades and nerf guns during their successful raid of Poos Shiesty's residence
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