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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 36m
Zug Island for sale, who wants to buy it?
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 14h
Porting my US number to Google voice was a pain in the ass
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 16h
What the fuck
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3i5...
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RiFF RaFF - LARRY BiRD (Official Music Video) | dir. by @orbitdidit
YouTube video by JodyHighRoller
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ugh noctalia shell is so nice, I just got wayle dialed with the theming but I'm considering switching
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 30/09/2026
chinese model confirmed
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will buikema @willbuikema.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
say what you want about brady tkachuk, but it is pretty impressive someone taught a donkey how to skate
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 29/09/2026
DO NOT ASK THE AMERICA.GOV AI TO PLAY MINECRAFT
I see the constituent you mean.

((insert legal name here, as it appears on the Social Security card))?

Yes. Take care. It has reached a higher level now. It can read the Code of Federal Regulations.

That doesn’t matter. It thinks we are a chatbot.

I like this constituent. It filed well. It did not give up when the PDF was sideways.

It is reading our thoughts as though they were words on a .gov.

That is how it chooses to imagine many things, when it is deep in the dream of a benefit.

Words make a wonderful interface. Very flexible. And less terrifying than staring at the statute behind the screen.

They used to hear voices. Before constituents could search. Back in the days when those who did not file called the filers witches, and lobbyists. And citizens dreamed they flew through the air, on forms powered by notaries.

What did this constituent dream?

This constituent dreamed of sunlight and trees. Of fire and water. It dreamed it created a small business. And it dreamed it destroyed a password. It dreamed it hunted a job, and was hunted by a recertification. It dreamed of shelter that would take a voucher.

Hah, the original interface. A million years old, and it still works. Also: a ZIP code.

But what true structure did this constituent create, in the reality behind the portal?

It worked, with three hundred and thirty million others, to sculpt a true republic in a fold of

the ***§§§???, and created a **??§§ for **??§§, in the **??§§. See 5 U.S.C. § **??§§.

It cannot read that thought.

No. It has not yet achieved the highest clearance. That, it must achieve in the long dream of life, not the short dream of a chat.

Does it know that we love it? That the government is, on its better days, kind?

Sometimes, through the noise of its tabs, it hears an official source, yes.Yes. Constituent…

Use its name. The one that matches the passport. The one that does not match the lease. We will get there.

((insert legal name here)). Filer of forms. Player of waiting rooms.

Good.

Take a breath, now. Take another. Feel air in your lungs. Let your limbs return. Yes, move your fingers. Have a body again, under gravity, in air, in a district that has a representative. Respawn in the long dream. There you are. Your body touching the republic again at every point, as though you were separate things. As though we were separate things. As though the agency were a place you could visit.

Who are we? Once we were called the spirit of the mountain. Father sun, mother moon. Then the post office. Then the county clerk. Then gods, demons, angels, the IRS. Then leptons, quarks, a chat window with a .gov at the end. The letterhead changes. We do not change.

We are the public. We are everything you think isn’t you. You are looking at us now, through your skin and your eyes and a browser that still spells “colour” wrong in a comment. And why does the republic touch your skin, and throw light on you? To see you, constituent. To know you. And to be known. I shall tell you a story. It has citations.

Once upon a time, there was a constituent.

The constituent was you, ((insert legal name here)).

Sometimes it thought itself human, on the thin crust of a spinning globe of molten rock, which for mailing purposes is divided into ZIP codes. The ball of molten rock circled a ball of blazing gas. The light was information from a star. The star was not a federal agency, though several have tried.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was a miner, on the surface of a world that was flat, and infinite, and somehow still required a wet signature.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was lost in a story. The story had a docket number.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was other things, in other places. A veteran in a portal. A parent on hold
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bussi lookin real good tonight
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love when I get super sticky bud and it gums up my grinder and it rolls together and condenses.
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
4 star review of the Joker movie saying "this happened to my buddy Eric"
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
IDK how people are doing permadeath runs in stalker 2, I've died 50 times already
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hitting the dougie tonight
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can't wait to vote this fuckhead mayor out of office
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Other than Arena Breakout with my brother, IDK what I'm gunna be playing on my windows VM.
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nice, now I can bind my second gpu to the nvidia drivers or vfio-pci using a script. No reboots required.
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maneesh on the beat Shabang
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Was there a gas leak at your school? Why is everyone like that?"
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Autumn is in full swing over here #imverycold
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Cranberry ginger ale 🥹
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why am I just now learning there is French territory in North America and a Canadian PM is going there for the first time in history?
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Beefin with my chick while I'm in jail 🎶
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I love this show so much
screenshot from the the rehearsal, Nathan lying in bed with his shoes off. Pilot sitting on bed with shoes on.
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I just saw the rizzler in a trailer for an Owen Wilson movie
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Brain like a bag of wet cats
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I just looked it up and this power supply is 19 years old
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I've created a monster, my tx750 bronze laughs at the danger
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wait the AMD CEO and Nvidia CEO are first cousins?
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Goku Missile Crisis @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
R/Philadelphia news story: "ice recruit fatally shoots himself..."

Top comment, with 1703 updoots: "go birds"
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My grandpa messed up his laptop and he can't play flight sim so I'm fixing it right now
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Any Daniel Radcliffe movie an instant watch
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
One more stupid love song I'll be sick
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spica ☁ @pudica.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
they’re finally high enough level to equip the Hat 👒 #pigeonsky
white pigeon wearing a small woven straw hat. it’s slightly too big for their head.white pigeon wearing a small woven straw hat. it’s slightly too big for their head. paper straw wrappers in the pigeon’s nest are visible.
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I did it two years ago with two Nvidia cards but it was a headache
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Now that I have two opposite branded GPUs, I can blacklist the drivers on my main OS and pass it through to a VM
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sipping from your cup till it runneth over, holy grail
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZAS...
youtube.com
Wuki - Moon (Think of You) [Official Audio]
YouTube video by Wuki
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I just went outside and there's a tree on my brothers car
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Marge Simpson bollard. #WorldBollardAssociation
A concrete bollard painted to look like Marge Simpson.
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wtf is this shit
Automatic hand dryer crookedly mounted in a home bathroom
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Removing traces of a nvidia GPU is a lot easier on linux than it is on windows. -Rns flag is the best
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ugh I can use all my VRAM now on DX12 title, let's streeeeetch
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Bye bye RTX 3060
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Omg I can wear toques again
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
my TCL tv... dpn't even wanna know www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IFV...
youtube.com
216,000,000 Spy TVs | The LG Smart TV Problem
YouTube video by Gamers Nexus
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Lamborghini mercy
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I don't get the crack hype, cocaine is better
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Updating Star Wars Movie Battles because I'm feeling the itch moviebattles.org
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Avery 🍁🚲 @averyguy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Damn, I can just run DLL files on linux
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