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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Four panel comic. Panel 1: a grey alien emerges from its UFO in front of a crowd of people standing below. The alien says, “earthlings… surrender now… we are—“ Panel 2: the first alien is interrupted by a second, different species of squid-like alien emerging from its ship. The second alien says, “humans! Prepare for—“ Panel 3: the two aliens quickly notice each other, looking surprised. Panel 4: the two aliens are laughing hysterically with their arms around each other amicably, each pointing to the other in a joking manner. This is the third time this has happened. A small group of onlooking humans stand behind them uncomfortably.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
ICE is engaged in a very large escalation nationwide, with the agency claiming to be hitting record arrest numbers amid the return of quotas. This has gotten very little attention from the media because ICE learned lessons from the chaotic disasters of Kristi Noem’s tenure. Keep a watch.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
The prophecy cannot be stopped
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I feel like this is Hbomberguy’s natural cue to start hacking through the drywall with a fire act to ask some basic questions of Scott…
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 27/02/2026
I suspect this guy is not chill at all
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
A few months ago I was at a concert and I was getting sensory overload at the opening act and didn’t know what to do so I just started making collages of Mike Ehrmantraut
A collage of Mike from breaking bad, dated October 22nd.
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Halimede. @halimede.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
”boy”moding” is her way of killing herself. And it doesn’t even work. This is to be expected, as she follows female-characteristic suicide patterns.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 07/01/2025
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Me when my str8 friends tell me they should "just start dating women because it's easier" and I'm trying really hard not to be mean

Oh yeah dating women is so easy I love having to argue with someone who knows what an attachment style is
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
absolutely enchanted by this lady's fb marketplace video of her bookshelf where her nosey ass cats won't stay out of frame
cats in front of a bookshelf cats in front of a bookshelf cats in front of a bookshelf cats in front of a bookshelf
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/11/2025
Religiosity In U.S. Drops To Lowest On Record theonion.com/religiosity-in-u-s-dro…
“Time for the Pope to start cracking skulls.”

Patrick Koepp, Cheese Curdler
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Bjönk @avarisce.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Lets sleep tog3ther
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onion person @junlper.beer · 01/10/2025
yaaaay
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onion person @junlper.beer · 30/09/2025
starting to think that an increasingly senile trump is being shown a different reality by his aides by making ai videos of shit and telling him it’s real news
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max schwartz @mightyatom.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Been obsessed with Dara Allen’s styling and keep coming back to this shoot with Chappell Roan, she really nailed it www.interviewmagazine.com/music/chappe...
Chappell Roan looking like a Runescape character in a white room dressed in a little black Pierrot outfit holding two flags at her side Chappell Roan in front of a structure draped in green fabric with giant gold chains behind her, wearing a fur coat that hits above the knees, red opera gloves, a gold chain with a large anchor, sunglasses resting on her nose Chappell Roan straddling a giant prop lipstick in a black lingerie set with vertical stripes, lilac underwear and matching gauzy scarf, black heels that end in pony hooves, and a hat with flowers, grinning and smearing a handful of pink lipsticks across her face.Chappell Roan on a white steel bed draped in translucent plastic, wearing a large black hat with feathers, a white ruff with black trim, black bodysuit with black coat, white thigh high socks and knee length shiny black boots. She rests against two spread mannequin legs
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Bjönk @avarisce.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
As someone who likes drawing and has few sensory issues for someone who likely has autism, it's ridiculous how much the sound of pencil scratching irritates me
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
It is pretty noticeable that even as mainstream opinion on Israel and Gaza finally shifts, you don’t hear the Responsible Adults apologizing for punishing all the college kids protesting the atrocities. Quite the opposite in fact!
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max graves (COMMISSIONS CLOSED) @maximumgraves.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
on comicfury i put a selection of little quotes at the beginning of the chapter. i think they'd feel out of place in the socmed thread version of the comic but here they are for posterity
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Nikki Morgen Comix @duknuk.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
PaRappa the Patsy
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
“I will never be enough.” Wrong. You will never be a slot machine or a McDouble or Katy Perry or Mister Beast. If that's a problem it's certainly not your problem
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
It’s odd to think that extremely famous conservatives going to random colleges and yelling at people in open air, unprotected environments might, just like that, be a thing of the past
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Bjönk @avarisce.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
In my room again
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GirlFlower @girlsuffer.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
computer please do something
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Steve E. Tricks @refreshingtime.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
that is murder 🧵
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Emma Roller @emmaroller.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Caption: The Museum of Contemporary American Teenagers' mural was covered up by the Smithsonian Folklife Festival after a depiction of protesters included the slogan "Free Palestine." (Photo taken by Léda Pelton)
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 29/06/2025
I'm looking through what I think is the oldest text document about DELTARUNE that I can find. This is one of the first facts about Susie. Even though this has never happened in the game, everyone just intuitively understands this as true. I won.
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
I know it sounds scary, but I think rebuilding the "Stand for nothing and will not help you even if they accidentally get elected" party into a "Stand for good things and will try to do them if elected" party is worth the risk!
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Bjönk @avarisce.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Urchin Underpass RM is INSANE how the fuck is knockout possible there 😭
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Bjönk @avarisce.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
aerospray og get FUCKED ugly rust bucket
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Bjönk @avarisce.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
i cant believe camo tent is fucking dead
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
It's hard to overstate how destructive the reflexive "this is a distraction!" stuff that politicians and commentators and people are always peddling. Everything is happening all at once. That's how authoritarianism works. If you can't navigate and synthesize this, you're not meeting the moment.
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Nikki Morgen Comix @duknuk.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Sunset
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Nikki Morgen Comix @duknuk.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Happy Pride!
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
sometimes I regret warping my brain being so online. but not today. oh no, not today.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/06/2025
elon musk to donald trump at every meeting in the oval office: “you are in the epstein files. meet my 3 year old son”
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
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President vs Elon. Who wins? My money's on Elon. 

Trump should be impeached and JD Vance should replace him.
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Bjönk @avarisce.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Ok Dapples are out of the dusty pocket and into the front lines of Rainmaker now #Splatoon3
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Bjönk @avarisce.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Everyone else was just playing about those murdering Barney songs but I was so fucking serious
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Bjönk @avarisce.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
this battle was a movie
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online
Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social • 1h
Going to become "the bad boy of Jeopardy" and by that I mean "I'm going to use my phone to look up the answers" until "Ken Jennings beats my ass"
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Ken Jennings
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You mean look up the questions.
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shmian @iandolo.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Hit the pen stiller so much I gotta spend the night at the museum
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sammy taking a sort of break from streaming @grubsucking.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
because they wouldnt have an excuse to refuse people who cant afford a car
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