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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's called the locomotive. And we're gonna drive it right through your god damn bedroom.
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
lately i’ve seen a lot of people complain that their roombas have started wielding swords. “how did it get one? i don’t even own a sword!” i don’t know man, you probably had one you just forgot about. stop being weird and just chill
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I’ll eat this whale in one mouthful.
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You guys ever think about how unrelentingly stupid everything is all the time
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Rico Charges @nochorus.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Screenshot of Tweets that say: 

"Once at my granny's house my uncle excitedly said a James Bond film was on the tv. My Da said "sure they're all the same, a load of lads shooting at one lad then a mountain blows up." My uncle got really mad at how reductive that was then became furious when the mountain blew up.

My Da, of course, knew it was the one where the mountain blows up at the end. This was a foundational lesson which illustrated to me that walking the path of the hater means knowing more about something that people who profess to like it."
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 07/10/2026
Spectrum Allocation xkcd.com/3307/
Comic: Modern Spectrum Allocation Chart. [Long line of rectangles of different widths in shades of gray. From top to bottom: radio (shouting), TV test patterns, 1G cellular, radio (music), radio (static), reserved for zeppelin navigation, TV channels 2, 5, 7-13, 16, 17, and 28 with 2G cellular in between, interference, WKRP in Cincinnati, spaceship beeps, all other TV, car dealership ads, numbers stations, weather balloons, amateur radio, HAM radio, “weather balloons”, *Choosing Texas* 24/7, [extra large rectangle] boat captains say they need this for something and we don’t ask what because they’re scary, the secret radio waves that make planes stay up, defunct satellite phone company, radioastronomy, radioastrology, [extra small rectangle] all modern wireless infrastructure, death rays, LoFi hip hop beats to relax/study to, security guard walkie talkies, amateur military satellites, left open in case aliens try to call, one brand of garage door openers with a lot of political pull.]
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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kylie b @roguesquirrel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we literally root for charlie brown every step of the way, he is the main character the show has told us to love. he is who we want to see win. and then when lucy pulls the football away, the show is telling us it does not respect our time as a viewer.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
facing the firing squad
a crude drawing of a blindfolded person standing in front of a brick wall with their hands behind their back thinking 
“little do they know that I’ve spent the past several months slowly turning my  insides into a beehive. They may be able to cut me down, but their bullets will mean nothing to the bees as they come pouring out of me. I’m certain this is going to work and look really cool.”
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
No great and enduring volume can ever be written on the flea, though many there be who have tried it.
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feef✨MCM London B-18 @feefal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Inspired by a recent interaction
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When they eventually make a movie about this time, please don't put the male politicians in good suits. IMO, the ugly, low rent tailoring should be part of the story.
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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What can't be forgotten about 9/11 is the ocean of BS controversies and cancel campaigns in the aftermath, like the backlash to this 2002 Starbucks ad that was accused of portraying the towers as cups and insects as the airliners (???)
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Al Shipley @alshipley.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
rfk jr has a lot of skeletons in his closet. bear skeletons, dog skeletons, a hippo skeleton, don't even try to count the lizard bones in the trunk of his car, a full set of moose teeth,
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Logan Dean @logandean.games · 19/06/2026
Scooby Doo is Giallo
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 07/10/2024
did mushrooms with Theseus and he's just been staring at his ship for like two hours
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
happy may day! every right you have as a worker was written in blood ❤️
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Fiona Tribe @fionatribe.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
on a scale of 1 to 100, my support for democracy and protecting everyone's right to vote is 99. but i admit it used to be 100 before reading some of your tweets
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
you don't need an umbrella when all your clothes are made from plastic
Someone on Twitter tweets: "I noticed Gen Z people don't carry umbrellas. They just walk in the rain lol"
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Anne C. Serling @anneserling.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
When YT throws in those random vids with 12 views
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
get this man an iced coffee and an aux cable immediately
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
the age of social media is dying and i know we are all addicted, but like any addict eventually we all gotta either detox or find a new high.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
this is similar to my belief that all drugs should be legal, but only purchasable in plain white packaging from a government store staffed by middle-aged nurses hired for their ability to look disappointed in you.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
i'm sorry but the moon is a complete boondoggle that should never have been put up there in the first place. we still have to send repair missions up there a hundred-plus years later all because taft was trailing in the polls and decided to learn magick. i don't know why he thought it would help him
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TROUBLE @chitin.link · 20/01/2026
(scrolling Bluesky) I reject the premise. I reject the premise. Granted. I reject the premise. Not my fetish. Granted. I reject the premise. Funny. I reject the premise.
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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 01/04/2026
I've seen people trying to defend it today by saying "No, no, I just use it to brainstorm, bounce ideas, I do the actual writing" and with all the kindness in the world I need to tell you: if there is a stage of writing you are not good at, you need to get good, not use the plagiarism machine.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
honestly the thing I find most dispiriting about any AI content I see is that overall what it strives to emulate isn't just human made work but the most facile, idiotic low effort human content, the fact that anyone likes it a voice in my ear saying "no actually we aren't better than this."
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 01/04/2026
It is really, really wild how persistent and prominent this remains in common LLMs. There seems to be an air of "well they fixed that" and it is 100% not true: most of the energy just seems to be going towards 'being plausible enough to be accepted', ie style and not accuracy or truth
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
r/weddingplanning u/bridgetgoes • 6h
Sushi at an Aquarium wedding
Vendors/Venue
is it horrible to serve sushi during cocktail at an aquarium wedding. They venue offers it but something feels wrong. Would you feel weird eating sushi surrounded by live fish. Am I overthinking this.
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I wish you all a comfortable niche that keeps you fed.
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