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Auwa

@auwa.bsky.social
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cranky old lady || she/her || lesbian? || 🔞 MDNI i love having fun online. permanently recovering from horrific trauma at the cheesecake factory pfp by @fiztheancient.bsky.social

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dick??? You mean like, penis????
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morgue 💛🤍💜🖤 @motherfuckermorgan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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ふさう @fuso00801.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
秋の舞🦊🍂
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
free throw contest
a stylized 3d render of young link shooting a bomb like a basketball into the large spinning goron vase in ocarina of time.
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glavo lilio @glavilio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is my favorite post ever
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
recording showing person with slightly feminine body build writing the word "fuck" on a building. ElijahSchaffer posts the video, stating: "Los Angeles is like Gotham city right now"
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mar752005 ||🏳️‍⚧️ @mar752005.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As someone who used to be That Guy, I know it IS exhausting and it's NOT your job to teach men how to be better but I think that having a friend who kept bringing up this sort of conversations really did significantly change my life in the long run
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The actor who plays the monster in The Fly is the same guy who plays the scientist at the beginning of the movie. Makes me wish i paid more attention lol. Time for a rewatch
the monster in The Fly the same actor playing the scientist at the beginning of the movie
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
stuntedaphidcel posting on twitter, in which she states: "look, man, HRT isn't gonna turn you into your waifu or like those 1% top OF girls. youre gonna look like your mother. and that's fine, she's a very beautiful woman. it was a pleasure to make her acquaintance last night."
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videosyncrasy @videosyncrasy.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
(trying to join in) what Jax did to Jarek wasn’t a brutality. It was a fatality. And he needs to take accountability for it.
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screenshot archive of internet @archiveofficial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
parallel n64 emulator with screen saying: "DO NOT PLAY SUPER MARIO 64! You were born in 2010. Super Mario 64 is not the game for you. Turn off the Nintendo 64.""
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
doctor strange holding green orb with all his power with the caption: "unemployed mfs explaining their mysterious source of income."

shroomz comments on the video, saying: "i own part of a boxing company in thailand and they just send me like 3k every 2 months."
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Images on My Computer @imagesonmycomputer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
SpongebobNintendo20 (deviantart, 2025)
Deviantart screenshot of an upload titled "twilight sparkle feels bad for Charlie Kirk" attached is a photo of charlie kirk at the debate he was assassinated but with a sad twilight sparkle photoshopped on top.
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balenciaga mcdonalds @femalerespecter69.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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Images on My Computer @imagesonmycomputer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
annoyingorangeSUCKS (deviantart, 2025)
Screenshot of a deviantart post reading "fuck the annoying orange kill that racist bitch". Attached is an image of the annoying orange cut in half.
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Fiz @fiztheancient.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You're a dipshit! When was the last time you brushed your teeth?
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you think The Shining is a shit movie I'd love to know what you think an example of a good one is.
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
episode 033
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Ing aka Tophat Artooning @ingforart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No one is even trying to solve the mystery of the druids anymore
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cola @colamander.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Tamed cockatiels.
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You're going to be killed 
We're going to shoot you
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 25/09/2026
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#WhoRemembers
wario64 posting on twitter: "Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave (Switch 2) is ~$59.99 at Walmart when using code FAST30 or SAVE3X at checkout buff.ly/1wN0qg7 #ad. if code doesn't work, try switching to pickup. If that doesn't work, add a banana."

AnAverageGamerX quote posts to say: "Wario64 forced a banana shortage at Walmart." the image attached shows that bananas are out of stock at walmart
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My hot take is Fuck McDonald's! They deserve to go bankrupt.
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Jack Grimes @jackapedia.design · 24/09/2026
Looking at another clipart CD and there is a staggering amount of clipart of "x thing enjoying a beer." Why
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
woody from toy story and the fuck ass penguin toy with asthma edited onto image of laboratory with the meme text: "ME AND MY FRIEND WHEN WE FIND PICKLE RICK IN AREA 51!" 

the text below what was described then says: "Laugh, laugh at the image."
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screenshot archive of internet @archiveofficial.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Images on My Computer @imagesonmycomputer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jamster is the infamous ringtone company that would trick customers into buying subscriptions that were difficult to cancel. You were stuck paying for the privilege of having these demons on your phone. Jamster / Jamba! (archive, nd)
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Techneti (🎂 in 5 days!) @techneti.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ttyd chapter 4
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Frankie @frankiedotbiz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
you didnt even include the part where he thinks they called him an anti italian slur
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
3 blonde girls happy, with top text saying: "how it feels knowing we're hittin fort worth this weekend." a comment liked by the video author says: "How Hurricanes talk"
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
CoolCatlovesyou posting on twitter: "Hey @dominos, what kind if idiots are you hiring? We ordered online, waited 15 minutes, and they haven't started cooking it yet. Then I asked to add some sausage for the inconvience, and the manager was rude. You better make this right or you are losing a long time customer."

kellerb57 then responds with: "Cool cat please be nicer to fast food workers" in which cool cat responds with: "We were being nice, but their manager at [REDACTED] Blvd Las Vegas, NV is a nasty person, and @dominos is stupid to hire people like that. I guess we're going to @pizzahut from now on."
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Joe Rosales @joeartguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I just want to mention that nobody born after 1990 grasps how much smoking there was in the 70s when I was a kid every time you see a bank of candy machines next to a restaurant’s entrance, know that was where a big cigarette machine was in 1974
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is apparently huge discourse on twitter today which is frying me
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
I wouldn't give a fuck if my pilot was furry in his free time. Tails was a great pilot.
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Fiz @fiztheancient.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Betta fish
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DPS @dps2004.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i will not post an insensitive joke about the covid concious western mass lesbian bar i will not post an insensitive joke about the covid concious western mass lesbian bar i will not post an insensitive joke about the covid concious western mass lesbian bar
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Auwa @auwa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
severely missed opportunity not putting an extra L in its name
screenshot from an article headline on weather.com, discussing hurricane polo's rapid intensification making it the 2nd strongest on record in the eastern pacific
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autumn @waveprism.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Meme depicting a quote from Warren Buffet. It reads: "Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now.
It's fucking over. - Warren Buffett"
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
artist Dem_img posting two drawings showing the pokemon reshiram with glasses on while with a unknown brown liquid (maybe soda or coffee) as a drink in a cup. the caption just says: "Reshiram..."

sweguin7 quote posts, saying: "They killed JustinRPG just because he had blood circulating through his brain."
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Auwa @auwa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
what timeline am i on now? can i stay on it?
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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est. 1997 @molenaide.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
DO YOU REMEMBER
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Fiz @fiztheancient.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nobody gives a damn
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crim 🍧 @scrimblocrimbo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Amy warm up sketch
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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