Reposted by AustinBen Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 19h[burger king commercial] you told us our nuggets weren’t good and we heard you. we’re really depressed now, we worked so hard on those. we don’t even know how to do it a different way 222520
Austin @austintoneyhall.bsky.social · 23h“Oh, shut up” worked when Biden said it to Trump in the first 2020 debate, and it still works now. 000
Reposted by AustinChristopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 14/10/2026This is WILD! GOP Rep. Andy Harris lost it on reporters after debating Democrat Dan Schwartz in Maryland. Harris threatened to involve prosecutors because one journalists in particular was recording him. #BlueWaveIn20Days 4812388827
Reposted by Austin𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 12/10/2026Ukraine just did more to clean up American elections than Congress has done in twenty years. 20385112265
Reposted by AustinIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 30/09/2026I think a key issue here is that these guys have no idea what 'good' means 2854445
Reposted by AustinPhilo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The folk protest music scene is back 281275471
Reposted by AustinSverker @sverkermansson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Amazing mural painting from Quebec. #muralpainting #photography #art 542344407
Reposted by AustinBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/09/2026This is one of my favorite news headlines 1558168
Reposted by AustinAlissa Wilkinson @alissawilkinson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Jesus Christ, famously stingy about giving fish to people 1224885848
Austin @austintoneyhall.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?static.klipy.comThe Hangover: Who Let The Dogs Out SceneALT: The Hangover: Who Let The Dogs Out Scene 000
Reposted by AustinDavid Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My neighbor asked if I took his trash bin because it’s missing so I reviewed the security video and lol. 1671579
Austin @austintoneyhall.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Hi I’m a black widow spider who just bit a curious 2-year-old 000
Reposted by AustinRiver_Tam @rivertam.bsky.social · 01/08/2026In 4th grade my class debated Puerto Rican statehood and the pro side was "my cousin is Puerto Rican" and the anti side was "How would you even arrange 51 stars on the flag" and I want to stress that this is the level at which the American public as a whole generally engages with issues. 20918122
Reposted by AustinMassimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 16/07/2026You are my sunshine. Legendary New Orleans clarinetist Doreen Ketchens serenades her grandson with a beautiful jazz tune Original post 17483104
Austin @austintoneyhall.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Please clap for my first homemade croque-monsieur. 030
Reposted by AustinAaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social · 02/07/2026The stage is falling apart at the rehearsal for Freedom 250's July 4th celebration. 1732164644500
Reposted by AustinSean O’Kane @okane.fyi · 02/07/2026sorry I know I should be more concerned about how the DOJ keeps bringing ginned up charges to protect the president’s ego or whatever but i cant stop laughing at Fox News’ decision to surround the presser with photos of this guy doing some absolutely sick canoeing 601599214
Austin @austintoneyhall.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Other people enjoying basketball via floor seats: 😃 Me: *what if I get hit by the ball?? Or what if these sweaty 200lb athletes violently slam into me during a skirmish???* 000
Austin @austintoneyhall.bsky.social · 07/06/2026static.klipy.comVintage Tennis SpectatorsALT: Vintage Tennis Spectators 000
Reposted by Austinlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 03/06/2026In the 1990s the Tasmanian devil made enough money by spinning to raise a family of four in a three bedroom house. He was spinning pretty fast but still… 1495
Austin @austintoneyhall.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I disagree with happy sounding appliances. VIOLENTLY BEEP at me when you’re done. 000
Reposted by AustinGovernor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 21/05/2026No, we really don't have to. 2313808389
Reposted by AustinDavid Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 15/05/2026How quickly does your induction stove boil water? 🤯 5041041
Reposted by AustinLaura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 05/05/2026That was not the purpose of this. 481155165
Austin @austintoneyhall.bsky.social · 21/04/2026We're really about to get a Joni Mitchell biopic starring Meryl Streep AND a Martha Stewart biopic starring Cate Blanchett; maybe we can have nice things. 000
Reposted by AustinKim Wexler's Ponytail 🐝💛🎗 @madisonkittay.bsky.social · 17/04/2026TMZ setting up in DC to follow politicians around is FINALLY the appropriate lowbrow "news" coverage this administration has merited all along. 1764461921
Reposted by AustinAbigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Treble Clef: here are the notes I hope you like them ☺️ Bass Clef: I moved all your stuff, good luck finding anything, Ds are Fs now fuck you 943001422
Austin @austintoneyhall.bsky.social · 07/04/2026“Read, read, read. Read everything -- trash, classics, good and bad, and see how they do it. Just like a carpenter who works as an apprentice and studies the master. Read! You'll absorb it. Then write. If it's good, you'll find out. If it's not, throw it out of the window.” William Faulkner 000
Reposted by Austincait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/03/2026imagine the Pope personally calling you a fake bitch who's going to hell lol 2666481365
