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An Okie @ashirley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The NBA hates being seen
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
newsom you raggedy bitch you will never be president
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the right's crippling lack of ball knowledge strikes again
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Austin @austinsharp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Groundhog sploot
A rotund groundhog lying flat on the deck, belly down, seemingly basking in the sun.
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Punkin’ Idaho @mostlyteeth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Workin on my night eggs
Deviled egg platter in bed
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Yuki Cinqnoda @cinquinho.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Jannik Schuster wins MOTM in his second PL start. My large adult Austrian son was a monster at the back for the BEES tonight
Brentford CB Jannik Schuster holding the Player of the Match trophy on the pitch post game in an empty GTech Community Stadium
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Retweet if you're eating 2 Wet Eggs at the gas station
Two wet hard boiled eggs in a plastic pouch in front of a gas pump
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Austin @austinsharp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Rolling out of bed to watch my Bees #BRESUN
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Jared Dubin @jadubin5.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Jon Hamm @jonhamm.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
almost time to figure out how to watch the local professional basketball team play games next season
a very tired man with his head buried in his hands sitting at a desk
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Tyler Parker @tylerparker.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Wrote about Russ. One of one. A man for all time.
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Russell Westbrook Never Chilled. Thank God.
He drove us nuts. He blew our minds. More than anything, he made us feel alive.
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 07/08/2026
my body is ready
a green A1 vw caddy pickup, it's very low with a front lip, gold center silver lip wheels, parked in front of a brick wall with greenery
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
world cup discourse currently
In Bruges scene where Brendan Gleeson is about to shoot Colin Farrell in the back of the head but Farrell is also about to shoot himself in the head
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 06/07/2026
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Austin @austinsharp.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Hell of a day for the 2021-2022 Borussia Dortmund squad
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Crying laughing at this thread. People just asked me what’s wrong with me.
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Austin @austinsharp.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
At Brazil vs Haiti. Loudest moments so far: 1. Brazil goal 2. When a rogue balloon slowly drifted into the goal behind Allison 3. Second Brazil goal 4. Lady Gaga song 5. Third Brazil goal
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Austin @austinsharp.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I lied. This was worth it.
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Austin @austinsharp.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Staying awake for the ill advised DoorDash is worse than going to sleep hungry
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Austin @austinsharp.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
What a cross
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Austin @austinsharp.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I… was not expecting Ghana’s coach to look like that. 73 year old Portuguese man.
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Austin @austinsharp.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
All the Croatians wearing cowboy hats in Dallas are cracking me up
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 17/06/2026
*slaps riparian corridor*
car salesman meme, they stand in front of a photo of the Doan Brook stream bank stabilization project.
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Austin @austinsharp.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Outhwest
Southwest baggage cart on the tarmac with the letter “S” missing
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Austin @austinsharp.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Haaland knows what’s up youtu.be/9rU2D1qLHxo?...
youtu.be
Erling Haaland talking about Gio Reyna 🗣 (via Bundesliga)
YouTube video by US Soccer Plus
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pumpkin spice kelsey @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
A Reyna and a berhalter on the pitch at the same time we are the wooooorld we are the childreeeeeen
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Ryan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
That’s such a shithead celebration by Reyna (complimentary)
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Austin @austinsharp.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
GIOOOOOOOOOOO
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Fred Katz @fredkatz.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I swear to all of you, someone just asked Jalen Brunson what was most important to him: Winning MVP, winning a championship or world peace?
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Juliet Shen @julietshen.online · 09/06/2026
this is the way
a crowd of people sit in folding chairs and stand around a TV showing the Knicks game outside a deli in nyc
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Austin @austinsharp.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=wNZ...
82-0.com
82-0
Build the ultimate NBA all-time team and see if you can go 82-0
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Austin @austinsharp.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
"On god, there's microwaves at the zoo" - B Hen
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
look how much craftsmanship we've lost in clothing in just a hundred years
A man in the 19th century wearing a chicken suit. It has feathers, a full on tail, and even shoes shaped like chicken feetA chicken suit currently for sale. It's just a smooth white zip-up onesie with no tail, no chicken feet, and just some flappy thing under the arms and some striped leggings. Pathetic
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Austin @austinsharp.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Before this series I thought iHart and Caruso were gone next season. Now I don’t think we can afford to lose them.
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Austin @austinsharp.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Fuck the Spurs, for no other reason than they’re fantastic. Gg.
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Austin @austinsharp.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Get a fucking stop. Jesus.
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Austin @austinsharp.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Chet, my guy. Do something.
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Austin @austinsharp.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
My timeline is all Thunder hate. I’m getting valuable playoff experience here.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Kevin Hart is the first guy to get addicted to being in commercials for gambling.
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Austin @austinsharp.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I want to see Keldon Johnson vs Lu Dort in the Oklahoma drill #OKCSAS
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I think about this NBATok Caruso video periodically
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Hoop Informatics @hoopinformatics.com · 23/05/2026
Isaiah Joe fakes out his coach by faking like he was going to leave the bench to get involved with the confrontation.
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I don't know, man, I think we're all going through a lot and none of us needs to walk outside and see this right now
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Ben Lamb @bennyfactor.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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Austin @austinsharp.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Chet’s gonna get got, but it’d be cool if he got at least one highlight.
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Bailey McCann @baileymcc.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Words cannot express how much I don’t want to “see what’s changed” every single time I open an app
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/r/Habs @habsonreddit.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
ELITE PLAYOFF SNIPER CAPTAIN NICK SUZUKI
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a hockey player wearing a red white and blue jersey with the letter c on it
ALT: a hockey player wearing a red white and blue jersey with the letter c on it
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
This is the opposite of enshittification.
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Austin @austinsharp.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
What a day
NBC schedule today
Arsenal v. Fulham at 12:30 PM ET
Kentucky Derby at 2:30 PM ET
Game 7 76ers vs Celtics at 7:30 PM ET
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Robert Maguire @robertmaguire.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
If you squint real hard you can see the exact moment when our cat jumped on the bed and meowed directly into my ear last night
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