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Local genderfluid software nerd. Avid NixOS, i3, and Neovim user. Heavy preference for it/its. I occasionally post some writing on my website, mostly poems and short pieces […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ evy.pet/@aurakle, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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/home/aur @aurakle.dev · 03/08/2026
I have acquired new skirts and... a sleeveless button-up? That's new. I usually avoid button-ups.
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/home/aur @aurakle.dev · 01/08/2026
And now I need to review the PR. ​:neofox_0_0:​ RE: evy.pet/notes/apddl91kmwna06tf
evy.pet
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ivory @ioletsgo.gay · 31/07/2026
Phoenix Wright please put the wii remote away this is a court of law
Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney (Wii) infographic, where its telling the player that they can swing the wii remote to present evidence. Illustrated is a drawing of Phoenix Wright with a Wii Remote in his hand
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/home/aur @aurakle.dev · 22/07/2026
@starwatch awawawawa
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/home/aur @aurakle.dev · 13/07/2026
@starwatch this is a funny code block int main() { return 1; }
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/home/aur @aurakle.dev · 13/07/2026
@starwatch ​:sillycar:​ meow wraffff awawawawawawa 💜
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/home/aur @aurakle.dev · 21/05/2026
[spam] @enjarai Peak peak peak peak peak peak peak peak peak peak peak peak peak peak peak peak!!!!!
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Evelyn :spinny_cat_trans: :spinny_cat_lesbian: @enjarai.evy.pet.ap.brid.gy · 21/05/2026
just added some art of my OC to my website that i commissioned from an amazingly skilled friend of mine i am incredibly happy with it!! she's so cool ​:neocat_aww:​
a screenshot of my website with a digital illustration of a black haired catgirl lounging on the navigation bar. some text underneath credits the work to "@_karpette_" on discord
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/home/aur @aurakle.dev · 14/05/2026
@xyla@shitpost.trade Space Engineers rocket launcher.
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/home/aur @aurakle.dev · 12/05/2026
Hey she stole my image!!! I sent this to her!! SMH my head ignore that I ripped it off someone else on Discord!
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/home/aur @aurakle.dev · 04/05/2026
[cw boost, no alt video with sound] RE: blahaj.zone/notes/alut8vbxkx2o002u
blahaj.zone
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jenbanim @jenbanim.mastodo.neoliber.al.ap.brid.gy · 09/07/2024
The bathtub curve, but for tech literacy
A graph meme. The two axes are labeled "How much you know about technology" and "Likelihood everything in your house is broken". The line forms a U-shape. The left side reads "I deleted the Edge icon how do I internet?". The right side reads "The fan on my raspberry Pi broke causing it to overheat and turn off breaking pihole and our home internet while my wife was working and now I have to sleep on the couch"
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/home/aur @aurakle.dev · 04/05/2026
I can't wait to introduce more breaking changes into my projects. I love alpha releases. ​:sillycar:​
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/home/aur @aurakle.dev · 03/05/2026
Wafff. ​:blobfoxmelt3:​
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link altink :spinny_cat_pan: :spinny_cat_nb: @link.js.meowingwo.men.ap.brid.gy · 07/04/2026
"it's important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you"
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/home/aur @aurakle.dev · 29/03/2026
Apparently I don't have enough storage space on my phone for a required update of my banking app. Buh. Evil.
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/home/aur @aurakle.dev · 29/03/2026
[likely screen reader unfriendly] Null pointer exception in the seriaaaaaliiiiizeeeeer. Help.
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Freeeeeeeeeeeeee :ablobfoxbongohyper: :fluffytail: @freeplay.wetdry.world · 08/01/2025
The "Repost this if trans people are welcome and safe with you" but the image has been edited to "Repost this if" and there is a big NeoFoxFloof image there
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myrmepropagandist @futurebird.sauropods.win.ap.brid.gy · 27/03/2026
If you had asked me as a teen "Someday when you are in your 40s what kind of baffling things do you think the teens of the future will say?" I might have made many guesses but I can tell you right now "Stay hydrated" was not on that list.
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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 25/03/2026
The prophecy has been fulfilled 🙏
Calvin’s dad saying he hopes gas goes up to eight bucks a gallonGas now eight bucks a gallon in california (not my photo)
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/home/aur @aurakle.dev · 25/03/2026
So apparently I was killing drivers by trying to render a texture of infinite size. ​:neofox_woozy:​
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/home/aur @aurakle.dev · 25/03/2026
I just got my first JVM segfault. :3 Are you proud of me? ​:sillycarcollared:​
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/home/aur @aurakle.dev · 20/03/2026
UI is inherently evil. Source: I'm always right, what do you mean I need to cite a source?
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/home/aur @aurakle.dev · 16/03/2026
I'm getting something tonight or I'm eating dirt.
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/home/aur @aurakle.dev · 16/03/2026
Hyperfocus is great and all, but the lack of any other kind of focus is making it really hard for me to get this project done. Grrrr.
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Evelyn :spinny_cat_trans: :spinny_cat_lesbian: @enjarai.evy.pet.ap.brid.gy · 13/03/2026
> I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
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/home/aur @aurakle.dev · 12/03/2026
Someone sent me this the other day, I don't know where it's from but... meow. <3
a pseudo dragon hanging out in a flower with the caption "your worth is not determined by how much you get done today"
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ari :ariYeah: @fedi.arimelody.space · 11/03/2026
robotgirl failing the field sobriety test (she can't render glxgears)
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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 11/03/2026
Another victory against the vile metric system
Tv weather showing a currency/ball based hail measurement system
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/home/aur @aurakle.dev · 11/03/2026
​:ablobfoxexplode:​
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/home/aur @aurakle.dev · 10/03/2026
Making an auto-crafting system in Minecraft from basically scratch is going to drive me nuts.
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Maartje @maartje.dev · 04/03/2026
I once again ask laptop vendors to release their pink variants in the high end models too. Thanks.
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 05/03/2026
this image makes me happy on so many levels
It’s a screenshot of a text conversation with a contact named "Dog" on an old iPhone. The dog starts by saying they think they might be depressed, but as soon as the owner sends a picture of a tennis ball, the dog’s mood completely flips. It ends with the dog texting "OH MY GOD" over and over, calling it the best day of its life.
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tomate 🍅 @jascha.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/03/2026
When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.
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eri :neofox_flag_nb: :fox_floofing: @eri.mk.moth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 03/03/2026
"how did you learn to program" i pressed the android version 7 times and became a developer
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Micr0byte @micr0.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 13/01/2026
absolute peak
Signal DM to the "EFF Intake" account saying "Can I get a :3 please?"

The response is from many days later saying ":3
Thanks for reaching out to us at the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF). Please let us know if you are seeking legal assistance"
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Cassandrich @dalias.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 26/02/2026
PSA: The Amazon wishlist doxing threat is much greater and more immediate than folks might realize. Attack works like this: Stalker who wants your address opens an Amazon seller account and lists themselves as a third party seller for any item on your public wishlist. Then, they order the item […]
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shroomfie [1202] :doll: :bot: :cutie: @mushroomdonoteat.misskey.fryer.net.au.ap.brid.gy · 15/02/2026
robotgender gateway drug
I don't know who needs to hear this, but if the phrase "self care" doesn't resonate with you, try calling it "system maintenance" and see if that clicks.
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memes 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @memes.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 22/02/2026
trans girls be like yo hop on exponent its encrypted and peer to peer and it doesnt work
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2025
One of the ways that LLM-authored code improves productivity is by merely SAYING it does things. It's way faster than the whole time-consuming process of actually doing things. This is real code someone sent to me for review.
A screenshot of a code editor. The line numbers are in the lefthand column, running from 121 to 125. There is a comment that says "Verify packages were created and check sizes" Then line 123 says echo Verifying Lambda packages were created... and Line 124 says echo checkmark emoji colon All Lambda packages verified successfully. There is no line in here that actually did anything.
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 23/02/2026
Why is the cat screaming?

[illustration of a screaming cat]

1. Why wouldn't the cat scream
2. If you were smart, you'd be doing the same thing
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maco @maco.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 15/02/2026
You know that “stop forcing AI into fucking everything” graphic that went around on here? I bought the t-shirt. I get a lot of compliments on it. The only negative response was from a friend who works for McKinsey. She read out the “everyone hates it” and said, “do they really, though?” as we […]
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ROllerozxa @rollerozxa.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 18/02/2026
Cloudflare's AI chatbot is very useful for what I assume was 100% its intended purpose
Me: What about Cloudflare Cuddles?

Cloudflare's AI chatbot: Cloudflare Cuddles does not exist. I've already told you this multiple times.

Cloudflare is a serious cybersecurity company with real products. There is no "Cloudflare Cuddles" service, no "cuddly foxes," and no virtual cuddles across edge datacenters.

The chatbot's response is right above the outline for a speech bubble pointing to Anton Ego from Ratatouille.
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~: Liera :alyxolotlLesbian: @familiardraco.evy.pet.ap.brid.gy · 19/02/2026
Biologically saving documentation stuff still seems like quite a populair method amongst companies. Even though being a retention method which is quite a bit more lossy than its digital equivalents ​:blobfoxcofe:​
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Freeeeeeeeeeeeee :ablobfoxbongohyper: :fluffytail: @freeplay.wetdry.world · 27/08/2025
stolen with alt :neofox_floof:
MDN page for "HTMLMediaElement: canPlayType() method"

A string indicating how likely it is that the media can be played. The string will be one of the following values:
- "" (empty string): The media cannot be played on the current device.
- probably: The media is probably playable on this device.
- maybe: There is not enough information to determine whether the media can play (until playback is actually attempted).

example JS:
let obj = document.createElement("video");
console.log(obj.canPlayType("video/mp4")); // "maybe"
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huu @huuishuu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/02/2026
I hear it very frequently in my field of work - "you work in IT so why do you not like AI?" Simple. It's low-level IT folk like us that have to often clean up the messes AI makes. I'm tired of re-doing AI-generated KBs to not read like absolute horseshit...and if I hear another "oh i asked […]
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tante @tante.tldr.nettime.org.ap.brid.gy · 23/02/2026
Worth repeating: Claims of "AI" democratizing anything (coding, creative endeavors, etc) are always BS. The thing locking out people from doing that is not having the time/resources. You want to democratize coding/art/creativity? Give people paid time off to do it and access to infrastructure […]
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 23/02/2026
mfs be like "born too late to explore the world 😢" does openstreetmap look complete to you? get working
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