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Hilarity ensues. 24 | US | #TIAF | Owner of this instance, feel free to register! | not always answerable pussy: files.catbox.moe/8a07c7.jpg testimonials […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ vozer.cafe/@vozercozer, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 11/03/2026
**💔 Heartbreaking:** New Music Player for Linux is Oh-So Perfect In Every Way... Well, Except For...
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atapi ('s boobs hurt) ♥️🌸 @sterophonick.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026
coming out as weird. you dont have to do anything. im just weird
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 17/08/2026
Today, I'm Asking Fedi: If Virginia "is for lovers", what is your state/province/country/whatever for? #TIAF
A photo of Jacksfilms with my avatar overlayed on it. TIAF is overlaid on top of the image. This imitates a YIAY intro
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 25/11/2025
i wanna encourage others to make their own #TIAF posts, but i dont know how. wait thats this post
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 17/08/2026
Today, I'm Asking Fedi: If Virginia "is for lovers", what is your state/province/country/whatever for? #TIAF
A photo of Jacksfilms with my avatar overlayed on it. TIAF is overlaid on top of the image. This imitates a YIAY intro
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Nelson Lopez @nelson.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 31/07/2026
that's gotta be the SICKEST SEVEN i've EVER seen!
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Ham★ @hamstar.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 27/07/2026
you're not a real gamer, all you know is gun and ball. i play games made for children 30 years ago
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Sky.Bit :ablobfoxbongohyper: :bot: :no_ai: @ap.skydevs.me · 28/07/2026
i wamt boob
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 19/07/2026
Did you know? In Grand Theft Auto 4, when you go bowling, you'll see a "R*" logo imprinted on the bowling pins. This is because the developers of this game really liked Rockstar Energy Drinks.
the Rockstar logo a bowling pin.
various Rockstar Energy drink flavor cans
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 19/07/2026
Did you know? In Grand Theft Auto 4, when you go bowling, you'll see a "R*" logo imprinted on the bowling pins. This is because the developers of this game really liked Rockstar Energy Drinks.
the Rockstar logo a bowling pin.
various Rockstar Energy drink flavor cans
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 19/07/2026
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Alice, Lord of EVIL!!! @alicedotjpog.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 19/07/2026
@vozer.cafe 6
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 19/07/2026
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 17/07/2026
sorry but LMFAO
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Nelson Lopez @nelson.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 14/07/2026
inb4 any of you fucks say "this is anti-[software] propaganda!" yes it is, the fediverse sucks, also i'm all of the above
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bye 📺 :spinny_cat: :nano: (nano is best) @bye.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 12/07/2026
weezer came up unexpectedly in a spotify mix and in the sidebar thing it shows their spotify description and it was "You just got Weezered!" what the fuck
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2026
Today, I'm Asking Fedi: What is the next major thing to go after games discs? #TIAF
A photo of Jacksfilms with my avatar overlayed on it. TIAF is overlaid on top of the image. This imitates a YIAY intro
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2026
Today, I'm Asking Fedi: What is the next major thing to go after games discs? #TIAF
A photo of Jacksfilms with my avatar overlayed on it. TIAF is overlaid on top of the image. This imitates a YIAY intro
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 02/12/2025
**Exclusive:** Mastodon Announces It Will Have Features
A person holds a phone in their hand of the mastodon sign in page, behind him is a screen with a mastodon instance open.
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atapi ('s boobs hurt) ♥️🌸 @sterophonick.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 29/06/2026
Ralsei "Is this the cutest thing ever?" thumbail
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atapi ('s boobs hurt) ♥️🌸 @sterophonick.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 28/06/2026
non binary is a spectrum

(Left) bunny full of strawberries
(Right) cabbit smoking a FAT fucking dart
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Alice, Lord of EVIL!!! @alicedotjpog.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 23/06/2026
i think bryan cranston is siphoning aaron pauls youth so he doesnt have to age
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atapi ('s boobs hurt) ♥️🌸 @sterophonick.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026
EIGHT PLAYER DUCK GAME.
eight bluetooth controllers attached to a steam deck playing Duck Game.
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atapi ('s boobs hurt) ♥️🌸 @sterophonick.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026
#tits
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Rain雨, the Radical Dame~ @reignofraining.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/06/2026
Meow~
A graphite drawing of my character dressed up as a catgirl, wearing overside cat paw gloves and cat ears. She is smiling and winking happily at the observer.
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 24/11/2025
what's she looking at?
menhera sitting against a wall and looking at her phone with an apathetic expression
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b0ngCloud 🏳️‍⚧️❤️ @bizzero.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 17/06/2026
Sonic.exe implies the existence of the evil and fucked up sonic.snap package and sonic.appimage
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atapi ('s boobs hurt) ♥️🌸 @sterophonick.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 16/06/2026
Mom from Calvin and Hobbes telling plush Hobbes "(Sigh) Think we have to kill this guy, Hobbes."
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 15/06/2026
Today, I’m Asking Fedi: What toy should they introduce in Toy Story 5? #TIAF
my avatar is super imposed over Jack’s films, with the letters, TIAF on top of that. This imitates YIAY
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ari :ariYeah: @fedi.arimelody.space · 15/06/2026
so many of y'all are shit-scared of money changing hands between businesses that i sometimes wonder how you buy groceries
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 15/06/2026
Today, I’m Asking Fedi: What toy should they introduce in Toy Story 5? #TIAF
my avatar is super imposed over Jack’s films, with the letters, TIAF on top of that. This imitates YIAY
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 15/06/2026
a monkey stares at a spoiler box, bluring media. text above the monkey reads "neuron activation" pointing to the brain. text also reads "monkey sees action"
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Essem :skeeter: @apub.essem.space · 14/06/2026
oh god apparently to report hijacked packages you have to submit to their mailing list???? yeah no screw that, now i'm worried that the actual number is much higher how is arch genuinely this bad with anything involving people
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 12/06/2026
i guess
a danganronpa young sheldon youtube short
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 31/12/2025
Wow. 🫠 🫠 📼 The Top Nostalgia Moments That Only People Who Remember The Good Days Will Remember.
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 12/06/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@verge/116738123466… you know what the best part about this is? he still isn't happy, he's never going to be happy. he's a miserable cunt with the most money in the world, and he's still sad and has no real friends. his entire […] [Original post on vozer.cafe]

@DojaCat on twitter:

[mentions elon] put the audio post feature back on this app. Thanks, you hairless no-neck havin, chimpanzee. Face look like it was drawn from memory. When u swim on ur back at the beach shit look like a man o’ war. Hourglass ankles. Not tryna be mean though sorry.

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hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 12/06/2026
i guess
a danganronpa young sheldon youtube short
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 12/06/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@verge/116738123466… you know what the best part about this is? he still isn't happy, he's never going to be happy. he's a miserable cunt with the most money in the world, and he's still sad and has no real friends. his entire […] [Original post on vozer.cafe]

@DojaCat on twitter:

[mentions elon] put the audio post feature back on this app. Thanks, you hairless no-neck havin, chimpanzee. Face look like it was drawn from memory. When u swim on ur back at the beach shit look like a man o’ war. Hourglass ankles. Not tryna be mean though sorry.

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hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 12/06/2026
RE: vozer.cafe/@vozercozer/116734786677… megan fox doing commercials where she says she's every teenage boys wet dream selling fucking deodorant
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 10/06/2026
Today, I’m Asking Fedi: People always think back to their most cringe memories, what is a memory you are actually quite fond of looking back on? #TIAF
my avatar is super imposed over Jack’s films, with the letters, TIAF on top of that. This imitates YIAY
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⠁⠀⠀⠀⠠ @bajortski.net · 11/06/2026
It's it might be that... you're getting older. your tastes are changing but you haven't followed them to what you like. you just don't like games anymore. you never liked games and the only reason you did was because it was something to do when you were bored.
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 10/06/2026
Today, I’m Asking Fedi: People always think back to their most cringe memories, what is a memory you are actually quite fond of looking back on? #TIAF
my avatar is super imposed over Jack’s films, with the letters, TIAF on top of that. This imitates YIAY
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 08/06/2026
here i go, making bad decisions again
ios 27 beta installation prompt
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ari :ariYeah: @fedi.arimelody.space · 08/06/2026
tim cook: "i'm retiring. fuck all of you. i hate technology and i especially hate working on it. go to hell" weird they closed on that note but alright
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 08/06/2026
okay, i genuinely need to ask. what the fuck caused Microsoft to suddenly flip the fuck out? did satya nadella get a special visit from the ghosts of christmas past?
An article headline announces that Microsoft will allow users to disable Bing in Windows 11 search. The image features a Windows 11 interface with a search bar and a prominent "Bye, Bing" graphic. The publication date is June 7, 2026
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 07/06/2026
i still can’t believe nintendo tried to sell earthbound by printing out ads in magazines calling you a “fucking faggot” if you play it. no wonder it didn’t sell well
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