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Beau

@mochabeau.dev
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a 20 yo red panda linux nerd from minnesota cybersecurity student that's a little stupid drinks way too much bubblr pan and love my bf @goatogen <3 🌉 bridged from ⁂ infosec.exchange/@mochabeau, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 08/08/2026
Fopsicle
A young red fox licking a Popsicle.
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 26/09/2026
every once in a while i see a post telling me to try matrix and every time i do it literally doesn't work, im not falling for it again
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 26/09/2026
world is getting more and more to the point where if i woke up to bombs being dropped i would be alarmed but not surprised
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 25/09/2026
it could be illegal to have a restaurant close everything but their drive thru and then not let you order without a car
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 22/09/2026
i should make a honeypot where the deeper you go the more absurd it gets
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eri :neofox_flag_nb: :fox_floofing: @eri.mk.moth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
feeling immaculate. My sun is spotless. RE: scicomm.xyz/users/JohnBarentine/sta…
scicomm.xyz
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 18/09/2026
setting up a fresh development environment for c++ and winegcc wondering how i got here
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zeb yeen :blobfoxcookie:🦇 @zebyeen.bark.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
this is basically the experience with 95% of game "recomps" in current year
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Koko (Class 76 Enjoyer) @ic5146.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
[oh, trains, lewd, talgo] Are you built by Talgo? Because you're fast and you're a bumpy ride~
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Myra :trans_furr_white:​​ :v_pan:​ @vasilisthechu.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
The myth of "consensual" drove encryption

My fursona: I don't consent
Hard drive: I don't consent
Windows 11: I do

Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?
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CD Seadragom @seadrag.com · 24/08/2026
Yeah you know what, sure, fuck it, let's open the phone number with Nando's
Screenshot showing the opening details of a Volkswagen Service centre with the Android "Open with" dialog presenting two options - "Phone" and "Nando's"
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Essem :skeeter: @apub.essem.space · 24/08/2026
HAPPY MANJARO CERTIFICATE EXPIRATION DAY ‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥
A screenshot of a browser error page showing that manjaro.org's certificate has expired.
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 30/07/2026
in light of all my thermostat automations breaking this morning
parody of the "the myth of consensual sex" meme. Top text reads "The myth of consensual automation." It includes a raspberry pi with home assistant and a wifi thermostat saying "i consent" but smartthings saying "i dont!". The bottom text reads: "isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?"
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 24/07/2026
i have declared war on NTFS. i am purging that silly excuse for a filesystem from all drives on my computer
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Sojo Coyote 🌵 @sojo.yote.social · 17/07/2026
Moisturized. In my own lane. Oh to be a bubbleyote on the lake #fursuitfriday #furry #fursuit
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 17/07/2026
i should write more confluence documents :neocat_happy:
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 16/07/2026
link-local addresses are PEAK and nobody wants to talk about them
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 15/07/2026
was biking behind a baby doe on the trail to work this morning, i love all the silly little animals i get to see on my commute :neocat_happy_blep:
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 08/07/2026
stateful apis are deeply evil, why do i need my program to keep an active session with you to retrieve data?? :neocat_reject:
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 08/07/2026
i am building a giant led sign that will always keep the latest message in in a channel in my friend group's discord scrolling across it
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 08/07/2026
i turned a 5 minute task into a 1 minute task and all it took was two hours of scripting :neocat_googly:
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 07/07/2026
regex difficulty is overhyped i feel, it takes a bit to get a handle of it but after that it's pretty nice to work with actually methinks
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 07/07/2026
i should come back to posting it's been a while :neocat_think:
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Kris @kriscritter.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
planner bf
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 26/06/2026
Remember to schlopp schlopp schlopp when it's so hot
Red fox drinking water.
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 21/06/2026
blazing past cars while sipping tea on a train will never not be fun :neocat_blep:
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four* @4caddit.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 20/06/2026
Unbelievable! 😲😱
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 16/06/2026
the longer you live somewhere, the more it feels like a small town methinks
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 11/06/2026
waiting for the moment where i can post a dan hentschel gif in a teams chat
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 04/06/2026
as someone who bikes often to get around, i can always tell how nice a truck will be to me based on the two factors. if the truck has a large bed and is rusted and/or scratched from many years of hard work, they will give me plenty of space as they pass me at speed, whereas if it is a spotless […]
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Freeeeeeeeeeeeee :ablobfoxbongohyper: :fluffytail: @freeplay.wetdry.world · 20/05/2026
:neofox_floof:
I inputed "waaf wrrff waf!!", password strength: Strong. Estimated time to crack: Centuries
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 21/05/2026
one of my ram modules failed :neocat_cry:
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 19/05/2026
just watched pizza movie
Martin Scorsese raising his hands in the air with the text "absolute cinema"
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 12/05/2026
android 17 announcement got me wanting to never use a phone again
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Triage ➡️ Lucky Dog @tri4ge.icu · 10/05/2026
A new fursona of mine, meet Fable 🦋✨ #FurryArt #Art
Reference sheet of a red panda character named Fable (he/him pronouns). His fur is yellow, orange, white, and purple, with light turquoise pawpads. He has "fairy wing" markings on his back, and a heart marking on his chest.
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Thio :thio_3c::athio_tail_swish_hyper: @thio.mk.moth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 08/05/2026
big tummy and small tummy are not enemies. they are rubbing together while owners of them are kissing
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 23/04/2026
Found it
Picture of a confused Joe biden in front of a house with a big rainbow in the background. Text above it says 'rare aesthetic: being transported to a strange world with Joe biden"
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 01/05/2026
am learning craftcms so that eventually ill actually write blog articles :neocat_floof:
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 29/04/2026
snap packages may look bad on the surface, but when you look into them, you realize that actually they're really bad
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 28/04/2026
my framework laptop is the shittiest shit of theseus as i am forced to replace every part cause all of them fail in their own imaginative way :neocat_googly:
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 27/04/2026
i really only use windows 11 enterprise on the daily, so i live in blissful ignorance for how bad consumer windows has gotten :neocat_floof:
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 25/04/2026
i love how buildings in the us built largely before the electricity was truly standardized always have their own fucked up wiring solutions and i think that's beautiful
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 24/04/2026
the modern ltt just feels like mr beast but computers sometimes
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 23/04/2026
ubuntu gotta be the only operating system where every time you update they remove move features than they add :neocat_floof_explode:
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 21/04/2026
i get so used to vi being aliased to vim on my machine that when im using something else and the actual vi comes up i think vim is broken
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 20/04/2026
its gonna come out that actually bubblr is poisonous or something and then i will die instantly :neocat_cry: :neocat_floof_explode:
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Enalys :dragn_verified: @enalys.mastodon.zergy.net.ap.brid.gy · 19/04/2026
Red panda so fluffy you can hide in his fluff. :rp_heart:
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