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Au_Faye™

@aufaye.bsky.social
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Science, ethics & welfare led dog behaviour consultant, sometime artist, all time sh!tposter Cohabiting with the loudest dobermann currently on the planet Micro dosing speed so I can partake in a capitalist hellscape (badly)

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Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It just occurred to me the dog died exactly a week after her birthday and I find that very strange indeed.
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Radically accepting that everything is lava
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Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Went onto the moors with Barbie’s friends today to blow away any negative energy that may have clustered over this last week from her yeeting off this mortal plane in the woods nearby. The group photo looks strange without her.
A cockapoo, dachshund, springador and jack Russell sitting and lying down on a moor in front of some woods
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Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trying to figure out what my life looks like without my best friend of 12 years, who took up so much of my brain space, who I built my entire life around. This unwanted freedom is a chasm
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Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
She’s gone. We had a hellish week, she ran after a deer a week ago & was completely untraceable. I knew she was dead but not where. We searched horrible terrain for days, stayed out all night on the moors in the hope she’d find us. She never did, we found her yesterday not far from where she’d run
A dobermann sat
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Satan: While I don’t understand it, I’m thrilled that someone named these eggs after me.
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Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I went to a spine doctor today about my spine and there is nothing to be done for me other than what I’m already doing with my physio, I just have to live with the fact my leg stops working if I walk to fast and too far. 🙃
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Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Why do dolly mixtures come in such small bags
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Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
She’s 12 today
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Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I’ve had a ball ache of a week and was behind on report writing so stayed up to finish a couple and now its 1am and will be 24° at 8am so there’s actually no point in going to bed cause I won’t be able to get the dog out before the Heat Arrives
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🎃 Will Porter 🥐🐺🦇 @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
casualties of language
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Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Tom has gone to his mums with the dog so the house is empty. I got home quite late and just lost two hours to the sims
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Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I am for the fourth time trying to stop the shower from leaking, I spent two days meticulously re-sealing it a month ago but the sealant has turned out to be utter shite and is coming away. I’ve given up and resorted to waterproof roofing tape to tide us over until we get it entirely redone
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Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I had my MRI. I also turned up for it 12h early.
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Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I have started playing the Sims, it has been twenty five years
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Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
just had a bladder scan and can confirm I have one of those
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Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I am in A&E and have found it difficult not to use veterinary terminology to describe things to the doctors. Nearly said “left hind” to the woman who triaged me.
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Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I love the thought that the BN sent a reporter to talk to an ant representative to find out about the dates, but they were obfuscating and being deliberately evasive so they actually don’t know for sure
A Bolton news article with photo of flying ants text reads Flying Ant Day 2026 potential dates revealed for natural phenomenon
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Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
GP physio wants me to go to A&E for an MRI he was adamant I’m at risk of cauda equina which is very cool and not a massive inconvenience at all
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Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Public footpath, more like public fuck off
A dobermann looking up through very overgrown grass and weeds on a public footpath
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Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
How many times a week do I, having prepared various launch pads the evening before to ease my timely exit of the house in the morning, leave the house get to the car and realise I do not have my car keys.
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Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Already worrying about how to describe my symptoms to the GP considering my dire interoception
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Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I have some mad issue going on with my back that means my left leg isn’t working and my heel is numb and me arse cheek is also going numb and I’m not in anyway panicking about it
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❝not a doombot❞ 👀 @doombots.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
once again i must organize my files, which ofc gives me an excuse to post inexplicable memes
horses galloping on a dusty plain with a majestic sunset and rolling hills
text, in pink italic serif font: why did i do that
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
me: the word “Boob” has five boobs in it — top, front and side view therapist: okay I think we can skip the rorschach test
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Lucy Knisley @lucyknisley.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Free to download, and printable on standard Avery 5164 shipping label stickers. Enjoy!
Hand drawn text reading: Oh no! ANOTHER HIDEOUS GENERATIVE AI FLYER
Looks like they:
-don’t care about the harm to the planet and our drinkable water
-devalue human artists and creativity
-lined a billionaire’s pocket instead of hiring a local artist
-want everyone to become more lazy, stupid and misinformed
HOW EMBARRASSING 
The text image from the other image in this post, printed six times to fit on mailing label stickers when printed
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Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The dog is taking advantage of the balmy night to sit outside waiting for cats to walk along the fence and scream at them
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Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Someone guessed I’m a they/them today at an event and spoke of me in front of a group of people using those pronouns. And I’m sat there like “umh. I’ve literally just had a hair cut is all.” They didn’t ask me my pronouns before deciding to refer to me by they/them.
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Guggenheim Collection @guggenheim.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Composition No. 1: Lozenge with Four Lines by Piet Mondrian, 1930 botfrens.com/collections/212/conten…
Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum, New York
The Hilla Rebay Collection

© 2007 Mondrian/Holtzman Trust
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Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
[goron voice]
boulder canyon™ brand potato chip supermarket display suggesting “LIVE BETTER. EAT BOULDER.”
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
cube of perfect anger
a pen drawing with big text at the top saying "experience the thrill of spending all day hovering in the cube of perfect anger." and then there's a drawing of a dude with a big mullet and a sleeveless shirt hovering in a cube, and then the words "writhe like the little worm you are, knowing all your flailing will be in vain. scream."
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em @darkoblivion.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
saw this cap on tumblr and god it really is like that
picture of a cow on some grassland imagining itself grazing on that same grass. it is captioned "executive dysfunction straight up just feels like this"
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Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I made some daily affirmations for reactive dog guardians. It was supposed to be a quick idea but I, as usual, got too involved and it became a Whole Thing
A poster mimicking the Russian constructivist poster of a woman yelling into geometric shapes.
It says “other people’s dogs recall the FIRST TIME they are asked to.” 
There are cut outs of dogs hopping from the text and ones peeping over the top of the main geometric shapeA Bauhaus inspired lines and circle poster a rectangle of vertical black lines are in the middle and a two colour render of a chuck it ball overlaps the lines. The text says EVERY WALK is opportunity to find an expensive lost toyAn image of three billboards one after another on a street with the text 

I move through a landscape of conveniently placed visual barriersA layered grunge mess of lines and geometric wiggles with the text I STORE MY LONG LINES
IN WAYS THEY WILL NEVER TANGLE
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Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The Spotify algo has truly found me
Screenshot of Spotify Recommend audio books

How to Survive in Medieval England

Metal Detecting: Tips, Techniques, and ToolsScreenshot of Spotify Recommend audio books

The Sweetness of Venus: A History of the clitoris

Prepping for Survival 2-In-1 Collection
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Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
These posthumously published Enid Blyton stories are a bit much tbh
From Bolton News, photo of the A and E at royal Bolton hospital, headline is 4 attend A&E as suspected lightning strike hits Royal Bolton
Hospital
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Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I just opened a bag of liquorice all sorts and they are actually mostly one sort
A bowl with liquorice all sorts but it is almost entirely the sandwich ones, there are not any liquorice berty basset or the tube things
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Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
panem et circenses et rhinestones
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Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
It’s giving
manish malhotra Wearing a black Indian bandhgala with a wildly intricately embroidered narrative cape over the top.
The embroidery is in white, in various styles, done by hand and features references to Mumbai, with text, 3D elements and tassels.A dark glass wine bottle drip candle with a white candle and wax 
Image From SouthernGlowGifts on Etsy
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Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Oh it’s fancy people wearing clothes time of the year again
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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
We have to stop anthropomorphizing billionaires.
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Rhodie the Starhound @starhound.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
So HEY Those remastered Reboot episodes that one restoration project has been working on? www.youtube.com/playlist?lis... They're being uploaded now.
youtube.com
ReBoot - The Original Series (HD) - YouTube
The groundbreaking show ReBoot originally aired in 1994 and was the first full-length, fully CGI-animated TV series. It was created by Mainframe Entertainmen...
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Adam Macqueen @adammacqueen.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
SHAFT
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Ele Willoughby @minouette.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I appreciate whomever is putting up posters on the community notice board in the park. “Yoga with Dolphins” has been replaced by “Procrastinator Support Meeting” and now there’s communist and fantasy cats.
A Soviet-style communist propaganda poster except it’s a 3 cats heads over red flags: 2 black and one tabby, in grey collared shirts.  At the base of the poster there’s a greyscale parade of anthropomorphic cats in clothing waving red flags. Text reads “The purrletarians have nothing to lose but their collars. They have a world to win. Workers of the World, Unite! A black and white image on the bulletin board shows an illustration of a seated tabby amongst flowers next to a gargoyle with fairy with butterfly wings on top. A poster on the bulletin board shows an illustration of a man in jeans lazing on a couch with leg up on a yellow pillow. Text reads: Procrastinator Support Meeting. Tired of putting things off and leaving things to the last minute? We are here for you. We try to meet every Tuesday… sometimes Wednesdays but hopefully no later than Thursday at about 6 PM … or 6:30PM if people are running late…but hopefully not much later than 7 PM on a good day. There’s no time like the present. Although there’s always next week - it’s really up to you.

Meeting Place: Dilly Dally Hall located at 228 Charles Street to reserve a tentative seat email: stoplookdelay@gmail.com
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Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I’m still trying to read Walden, but I can’t shake the fact I think Thoreau sounds like a manosphere influencer who read the top three books on a philosophy undergrad reading list before dropping out to start a wellness grift in his mum’s back yard
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Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
The dog has to wear knickers to bed now cause she can sometimes when in deep sleep. She’s v shiny, so they sometimes slip off over night. Over winter I pinned them to her jumper to stop that, but now it’s warmer I’ve nothing to pin them to. Until. Braces. And lo, she hath entered her skinhead era
A dobermann stood on a dog bed in a kitchen looking at the camera, she is wearing dog knickers and fluorescent pink suspender braces to keep them up. She may actually be off out to start a ska band, though.A dobermann stood on a dog bed in a kitchen looking up at the camera, she is wearing dog knickers and fluorescent pink suspender braces to keep them up. The suspenders are in an X on her back. There’s a squishmallow to her left (she’s a collector)A dobermann fast asleep on a dog bed on a bedroom floor, she is wearing dog knickers and fluorescent pink suspender braces to keep them up. She is book ended by two human pillows.
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Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I’ve ended up on leopard seal Instagram due to a few choices impacting the algo and I can’t say I’m mad about it, just vicariously terrified
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Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I laughed whilst eating meringue and now she looks like she’s KOd from a coke bender
A dobermanns sleeping head covered in white powder
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Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I just coughed and yawned at the same time and now have hiccups
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tameflowers.bsky.social @tameflowers.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
NOT every creature is safe to handle! F. snipsnapi is an obligate phalangivore and the leading cause of finger loss worldwide. luckily i was able to act fast & trap this one in the oppressive void of my bath tub
a pastel rainbow ceramic animal, vaguely mammalian in shape, peers down a sink hole in an otherwise desolate white environment a full-body view of the same ceramic animal, standing on a blank white background. it has a long, tapered tail, rabbit-like ears, a snout with a large toothless mouth, and shiny eyes on the side of its head with large pupilsthe same ceramic animal from further away, surrounded by endless bath voidthe same ceramic animal by the bath sink hole again, smiling at the camera
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