Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It just occurred to me the dog died exactly a week after her birthday and I find that very strange indeed. 110
Reposted by Au_Faye™Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Radically accepting that everything is lava 215968
Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Went onto the moors with Barbie’s friends today to blow away any negative energy that may have clustered over this last week from her yeeting off this mortal plane in the woods nearby. The group photo looks strange without her. 111
Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Trying to figure out what my life looks like without my best friend of 12 years, who took up so much of my brain space, who I built my entire life around. This unwanted freedom is a chasm 130
Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 27/09/2026She’s gone. We had a hellish week, she ran after a deer a week ago & was completely untraceable. I knew she was dead but not where. We searched horrible terrain for days, stayed out all night on the moors in the hope she’d find us. She never did, we found her yesterday not far from where she’d run 340
Reposted by Au_Faye™𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Satan: While I don’t understand it, I’m thrilled that someone named these eggs after me. 6480108
Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I went to a spine doctor today about my spine and there is nothing to be done for me other than what I’m already doing with my physio, I just have to live with the fact my leg stops working if I walk to fast and too far. 🙃 120
Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I’ve had a ball ache of a week and was behind on report writing so stayed up to finish a couple and now its 1am and will be 24° at 8am so there’s actually no point in going to bed cause I won’t be able to get the dog out before the Heat Arrives 100
Reposted by Au_Faye™🎃 Will Porter 🥐🐺🦇 @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 01/08/2026casualties of language 2872072295
Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Tom has gone to his mums with the dog so the house is empty. I got home quite late and just lost two hours to the sims 100
Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I am for the fourth time trying to stop the shower from leaking, I spent two days meticulously re-sealing it a month ago but the sealant has turned out to be utter shite and is coming away. I’ve given up and resorted to waterproof roofing tape to tide us over until we get it entirely redone 210
Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I have started playing the Sims, it has been twenty five years 000
Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 07/07/2026just had a bladder scan and can confirm I have one of those 110
Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I am in A&E and have found it difficult not to use veterinary terminology to describe things to the doctors. Nearly said “left hind” to the woman who triaged me. 120
Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I love the thought that the BN sent a reporter to talk to an ant representative to find out about the dates, but they were obfuscating and being deliberately evasive so they actually don’t know for sure 010
Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 07/07/2026GP physio wants me to go to A&E for an MRI he was adamant I’m at risk of cauda equina which is very cool and not a massive inconvenience at all 100
Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 06/07/2026How many times a week do I, having prepared various launch pads the evening before to ease my timely exit of the house in the morning, leave the house get to the car and realise I do not have my car keys. 020
Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Already worrying about how to describe my symptoms to the GP considering my dire interoception 000
Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I have some mad issue going on with my back that means my left leg isn’t working and my heel is numb and me arse cheek is also going numb and I’m not in anyway panicking about it 120
Reposted by Au_Faye™❝not a doombot❞ 👀 @doombots.bsky.social · 04/07/2026once again i must organize my files, which ofc gives me an excuse to post inexplicable memes 3112
Reposted by Au_Faye™Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 30/06/2026me: the word “Boob” has five boobs in it — top, front and side view therapist: okay I think we can skip the rorschach test 735099
Reposted by Au_Faye™Lucy Knisley @lucyknisley.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Free to download, and printable on standard Avery 5164 shipping label stickers. Enjoy! 2327721251
Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 26/06/2026The dog is taking advantage of the balmy night to sit outside waiting for cats to walk along the fence and scream at them 120
Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Someone guessed I’m a they/them today at an event and spoke of me in front of a group of people using those pronouns. And I’m sat there like “umh. I’ve literally just had a hair cut is all.” They didn’t ask me my pronouns before deciding to refer to me by they/them. 100
Reposted by Au_Faye™Guggenheim Collection @guggenheim.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Composition No. 1: Lozenge with Four Lines by Piet Mondrian, 1930 botfrens.com/collections/212/conten… 0365
Reposted by Au_Faye™em @darkoblivion.bsky.social · 11/06/2026saw this cap on tumblr and god it really is like that 1869932693
Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I made some daily affirmations for reactive dog guardians. It was supposed to be a quick idea but I, as usual, got too involved and it became a Whole Thing 041
Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 18/05/2026These posthumously published Enid Blyton stories are a bit much tbh 020
Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 10/05/2026I just opened a bag of liquorice all sorts and they are actually mostly one sort 130
Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Oh it’s fancy people wearing clothes time of the year again 030
Reposted by Au_Faye™Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 01/03/2026We have to stop anthropomorphizing billionaires. 532587
Reposted by Au_Faye™Rhodie the Starhound @starhound.bsky.social · 03/05/2026So HEY Those remastered Reboot episodes that one restoration project has been working on? www.youtube.com/playlist?lis... They're being uploaded now.youtube.comReBoot - The Original Series (HD) - YouTubeThe groundbreaking show ReBoot originally aired in 1994 and was the first full-length, fully CGI-animated TV series. It was created by Mainframe Entertainmen... 10235155
Reposted by Au_Faye™Ele Willoughby @minouette.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I appreciate whomever is putting up posters on the community notice board in the park. “Yoga with Dolphins” has been replaced by “Procrastinator Support Meeting” and now there’s communist and fantasy cats. 2379
Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 04/05/2026I’m still trying to read Walden, but I can’t shake the fact I think Thoreau sounds like a manosphere influencer who read the top three books on a philosophy undergrad reading list before dropping out to start a wellness grift in his mum’s back yard 010
Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 04/05/2026The dog has to wear knickers to bed now cause she can sometimes when in deep sleep. She’s v shiny, so they sometimes slip off over night. Over winter I pinned them to her jumper to stop that, but now it’s warmer I’ve nothing to pin them to. Until. Braces. And lo, she hath entered her skinhead era 130
Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 21/04/2026I’ve ended up on leopard seal Instagram due to a few choices impacting the algo and I can’t say I’m mad about it, just vicariously terrified 110
Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 16/04/2026I laughed whilst eating meringue and now she looks like she’s KOd from a coke bender 030
Au_Faye™ @aufaye.bsky.social · 11/04/2026I just coughed and yawned at the same time and now have hiccups 010
Reposted by Au_Faye™tameflowers.bsky.social @tameflowers.bsky.social · 30/03/2026NOT every creature is safe to handle! F. snipsnapi is an obligate phalangivore and the leading cause of finger loss worldwide. luckily i was able to act fast & trap this one in the oppressive void of my bath tub 15797252