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I do #humanmade art sometimes Also on Cara - cara.app/astraldissection she/her

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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 45m
Sheep returning to the valley in autumn Swiss/Italian border Photo by Alessandra Meniconzi
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him
cat on a statue
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HUGE: Autozone workers just won the first ever union at the company. Despite Autozone spending an estimated $210,696 and using every tactic in the book to stop just 11 workers from forming a union, the small shop in New York chose to unionize today. These workers will now join the @uaw.org.
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Keys @astraldissection.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
12/10 would get pierced for
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That makes sense.
The soft drink 7 Up got its name from its seven ingredients: Lemon juice, lime juice, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, and sugar.
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Astreia @redoubters.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Keys @astraldissection.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wonder where Missy could be...
Tiny white polydactl paws grabbing at the hem of some blue jeans from under a wooden desk
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
DoorDash spent $1.4M trying to stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming mayor. This week's historic $131.5M enforcement action against DoorDash for underpaying NYC delivery workers shows why. Yet another reminder that the only thing that can beat organized money is organized people.
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DoorDash Spent $1.4 Million Trying to Stop Mamdani From Becoming Mayor. Now We Know Why.
In a wage-theft settlement, DoorDash now has to pay its workers around 100 times what it spent trying to beat Zohran Mam
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Keys @astraldissection.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Might hop in...
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Keys @astraldissection.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why do customers always pick the employee who clearly has to pee to stop and ask questions to?
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Diana @dianaj.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Cowboy Bebop in Lupin the 3rd (Monkey Punch) style. (Se skeet below for reference/info) #art #cowboybebop #lupinthe3rd
Illustration based on the famous Cowboy Bebop lineup illustration that I've aimed to draw in a Lupin the third style. Instead of a wall with height lines they're posed against a neutral wall with spotlights illuminating them. The logo in the upper right corner is the bebop logo edited to look like Lupin'd.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets theonion.com/nsfw-artist-struggling…
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
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Keys @astraldissection.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Seeing all this Halloween merchandise on the shelves and in my emails and we need to get back to the roots. Apple bobbing, carving turnips into jack o lanterns to ward off evil spirits, lighting the need-fire to ward against plague and other misfortunes, and sacrificing cattle to the gods...
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Keys @astraldissection.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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11 week old polydactal long haired tuxedo kitten laying belly up and curled up on a blue and yellow rug, winking, with a human baby rattle in one paw
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FreakInASheet @freakinasheet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Archbishop Thordan VII has been gifted a massive draconic orb and honestly not now massive draconic orb
Edit of the photo of Pope Leo XIV receiving a massive green orb, hastily photoshopped to replace him with Archbishop Thordan VII from Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward, and the orb with an eye of Nidhogg
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Techneti (🎂 in 6 days!) @techneti.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Keys @astraldissection.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Damn, they got me
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
they're going to "scale back" because AI is bottoming out, and then say they did it out of the goodness of their hearts and interest in humankind
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Ben McKenzie @benmckenzie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is literally a plot point in “It Can’t Happen Here” by Sinclair Lewis. Written in 1935, it predicts the rise of a fascist populist who promises each family $5,000 per year if he’s elected.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
That is so inspirational.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Soviet postcard, 1950s.
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Keys @astraldissection.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Carnage
Fluffy 9 week old tuxedo kitten biting her human's hand
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❀TerraTerraCotta™ @terraterracotta.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
THE ENTIRE WEBSITE IS VIBE-CODED (aka solely AI coded with no human feedback), IT HAS MULTIPLE SECURITY VULNERABILITIES, THEY PLAN TO TRAIN AI ON POSTS, AND THERES REPORTS OF IT FALSE-FLAGGING POSTS BECAUSE MODERATION IS AI AS WELL. DO NOT USE THIS PLATFORM. bsky.app/profile/cm30...
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lalage @lalage.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
final fishtasy #ffxiv
hydaelyn says 'hear, feel, think' to a tiny lalafell in her hands; she pauses to look shiftily around, then excitedly whispers 'FISH' so loudly the lalafell opens his eyes
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 28/08/2026
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
$1 available now on the Nintendo eShop for $2
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Keys @astraldissection.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The way that boomers who think we should bring back child beating act is proof it doesn't work. They have no manners without the threat of a thrashing.
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Keys @astraldissection.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Mood
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Moen ✍️ FFxivWrite Host! @moen-moen-ffxiv.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
#FFxivWrite2026 Begins on September 1st! ✍️ This year we celebrate 10 years of the 30-day FFxiv Writing Challenge, going strong! More info can be found on tumblr, where it all began~
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FFxiv 30 Day Writing Challenge SEPTEMBER 1st - 30th, 2026
Welcome to YEAR 10 of our annual FFxiv 30 Day Writing Challenge! With nearly 61,000 recorded entries since we began, we have a lot to celebrate for this milestone! Including... A new rule! A more...
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When we hate on these disgusting immoral evil billionaires it’s bc just look at everything Dolly did. They could be doing that. They could just be helping people and every day they choose not to help people. They choose to harm. And when they die, we’ll dance and laugh and be thankful they’re gone.
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Mr Natural @neilmatheson66.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Albert Kechyan (b. Armenia, 1971) Chestnuts - oil on canvas. #Hyperrealisim
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Gekko Hopman he/they him/them @gekkohopmannonb.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Sometimes I like to pull a book from a shelf and leaf through it then stop at a random page. This one is awesome, taken from the Hey, Amateur! Tbp, Black Crown, IDW. Art by Cathy Brett, autobiographical story by @gailsimone.bsky.social ❤️
En anglais d’abord puis en Français:

This is a comic book page titled "How to Destroy the Internet." Renowned comic book writer Gail Simone—illustrated by Cathy Brett—depicts herself writing an absurd Twitter post (the year is 2020) along the lines of "The Punisher should smile!" Immediately, male fanboys flood in with passive-aggressive retorts like, "So *this* is what happens when women write comics!" The writer calmly sips her tea while scrolling through all these angry messages, then concludes with a smile: "I am like upon a goddess."

Une page de Bande Dessinée intitulée: Comment détruire Internet. Gail Simone, grande autrice de comics, dessinée par Cathy Brett, se décrit en train d’écrire un post aburde sur Twitter ( nous sommes en 2020 ) de type: « Le Punisher devrait sourire ! » et aussitôt affluent des fanboys ( mec) rétorquant avec des messages passifs-agressifs du genre : « Ah voilà ce qui se passe quand les femmes écrivent des comics! ». L’autrice boit tranquillement le thé en parcourant tous ces messages énervés puis conclue en souriant: « Je suis semblable à une déesse. »
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Keys @astraldissection.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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8 week old tuxedo kitten on a blanket that is draped over a reclinerFluffy tuxedo kitten sleeping on a rug Fluffy 8 week old tuxedo kitten semi-loafing on a bed8 week old fluffy tuxedo kitten doing a biiig stretch and yawn with polydactl beans showing
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
chaumas posting on tumblr saying: "my dad's best friend who transitioned after being in a car wreck with a moose posted transition pictures and she's looking amazing."

nentuaby asks: "Waitlike. Are these just two facts about her or did the moose somehow crack her egg along with her car."

chaumas clarifies, saying: "she wasn't publicly out before the moose incident but she needed extensive reconstructive surgery and just snuck gender affirming surgeries into that. so yeah to most people it definitely looked like she had a near death moose experience and they just rebuilt her into a woman."
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
How Vaccines Work 🧬🧫🧪🔬💉🥽
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
An adorable raccoon.
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Keys @astraldissection.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
In good news... www.cbc.ca/news/enterta...
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Canadian director refused to work on new Harry Potter show, writing 'say no to funding transphobia' | CBC News
Canadian director Ally Pankiw revealed Thursday in an Instagram post that she turned down work on an upcoming Harry Potter television series, saying, “It simply is this easy to say no to funding trans...
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Keys @astraldissection.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
So someone scraped all of Cara to make AI slop. Meaning my work is in the plagiarism machine without my consent. Fuck AI and fuck my life.
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Keys @astraldissection.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Shale is a lesbian icon.
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Go Green @ecowarriorss.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The Arctic is cooking and we are in serious trouble In what should be one of the coldest places on Earth Its 90 degrees Fahrenheit (32.2 degrees Celsius), as hot as Orlando Florida Without Arctic natural air conditioning systems we are toast www.scientificamerican.com/article/its-...
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It’s 90 degrees in the Arctic right now
The Arctic is heating faster than the rest of the planet. New data illustrate how dire that is
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"I dont want to date people from ______ demographic" you can literally just keep shit to yourself
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Forever Louise Brooks @foreverlouiseb1.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Artwork by Maurice Pépin for the cover of Le Sourire, March 1933.
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Tom Humberstone @tomhumberstone.com · 03/08/2026
Just Work. An all new comic about the gig economy, platform capitalism, delivery riders, and their battle for worker rights. You can read a responsive phone/desktop/tablet friendly online version of it - for FREE - here: tomhumberstone.com/just-work
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Just Work | Tom Humberstone
Just Work
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Ann Leckie @annleckie.com · 31/07/2026
For writers worried that they won't be able to "prove" their work isn't Spicy Autocomplete--worry not. You thought about every choice and will be able to talk about those choices easily and clearly. Folks who used the slop machine didn't make choices and won't have anything to say about why
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Ben Schwarz @benschwarz.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Australia’s eSafety commissioner buried a report (released Friday afternoon) that shows the under 16 social media ban didn’t tangibly reduce teen social media use, and also resulted in parents tuning out of kids usage. We traded our privacy for no reason. theconversation.com/more-than-80...
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More than 80% of kids still using social media despite ban, new eSafety report finds
The report provides more evidence Australia’s world-leading social media ban isn’t going to plan.
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