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@astoria.bsky.social
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degenerate queens bar regular. my favorite things are cats & drag queens.

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Harebrained @harebrained.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hey NY, Chicago here. I made you some graphics cause we're all on the same team. Fuck ICE.
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alice @astoria.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Do you think they are having AI write these quizzes?
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alice @astoria.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just to be clear: you should be mad about this.
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alice @astoria.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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alice @astoria.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really need whatever Etsy witch is trying to fix shit to figure out how to target the RIGHT 80 year old.
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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Republicans have spent the last year trying to defund Dolly Parton
article about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Indianaarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Kentuckyarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Missouriiarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Washington
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alice @astoria.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Nothing makes a woman wet like a crypto bro.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 05/08/2026
media when maga wins an election: we must travel the country and speak to these voters and extend empathy to them and give credence to their bigotry and false beliefs media when the left wins an election: is this the end of the american experiment
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alice @astoria.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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alice @astoria.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
You’re all dumb as rocks.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
the Knicks are leading 60-19, which is actually higher than the scoring margin on the scoreboard in this Space Jam gag before it says "kinda one sided isn't it"
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alice @astoria.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
It’s gold. Bribe someone in the White House and hope for the best.
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alice @astoria.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
So wait can we just online bully AI out of existence?
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alice @astoria.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I’m just here to brag about not watching the state of the union, which I do every year.
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Led By Donkeys @ledbydonkeys.org · 18/02/2026
These two women are suing Andrew Tate, alleging he raped them. Here they visit the social media companies that created Tate. Please share. *one voice altered to disguise identity
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alice @astoria.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
NBA All Star games should be one on ones in the format of RPDR lip sync tournaments. Line up a ton of stars. Their names get drawn from a hopper. The person drawn picks EITHER their opponent OR to start with the ball. Restart the process each round.
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alice @astoria.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Well worth the upsetting read.
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it. I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.” 1/
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Arin Arcady @rnrkd.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
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alice @astoria.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I am your constituent. I don’t want common sense reform of ICE. I want a total and complete disbandment of DHS and a complete rollback of the PATRIOT act.
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alice @astoria.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
May Moscow Mitch have all the compassion he gave others in his time of crisis.
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alice @astoria.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
WE HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY!
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Congresswoman Delia C. Ramirez @ramirez.house.gov · 26/01/2026
The officer who shot Alex worked for DHS for 8 years. The officer who shot Renee worked for DHS for over 10 years. Both are considered “highly trained.” The problem isn’t "training." DHS was built to violate our rights and has been empowered to act with impunity. We must MELT ICE and dismantle DHS.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
All the anti-war and anti-occupation protestors were right. All the far leftists were right. All the “woke scolds” and your friend who’s “too woke” were right. They were somehow even more right than they may have realized at the time. But really, it was always obvious they were right.
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Dr. DaShanne Stokes @dashannestokes.com · 25/01/2026
At least 40 people have been killed by ICE and Border Patrol or otherwise died in their custody since Trump took office in 2025. Say their names.
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404 Media @404media.co · 25/01/2026
THREAD: 404 Media has been covering ICE and the technology they've been using to surveil and raid "targets", detain people based on a flawed facial recognition app, and lie about violence on the streets. They have established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality.
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DHS Is Lying To You About ICE Shooting a Woman
At least four videos show what really happened when ICE shot a woman in Minneapolis on Wednesday. DHS has established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality.
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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 25/01/2026
This witness to Alex Pretti's murder not only refutes the governmen't story, but says she is afraid to go home because federal agents might arrest her. This is what it feels like to live under state terror. www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
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TincherSealedWitnessDec012426.PDF
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Tired Jamie Lynn @jamielynnkitten.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
If the fucking Nazi feds murder me and y’all DON’T politicize my death, I will come back and haunt every last one of you.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
The nurses are pissed
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Let us not forget, it was the same administration that reduced us to wearing trash bags as protective gear while we watched the hospital go up in flames around us during the pandemic that just murdered one of our own on the streets in broad daylight. As a nurse & as a person, I will never forgive. I will never forget. I will never back down. This was never about border control.
This is about total control.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The official policy of the government of the United States of America is that they will murder anyone they want, that they will tell any lie necessary to justify that murder, and that no one who resists them has any rights they are bound to respect. /1
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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Tanya 🧚‍♀️👑 @faeryqueene73.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
A coworker took this from her apartment. I haven't seen a crowd this size before. Maybe the first Women's March? But it was much much warmer that day. ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA!
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alice @astoria.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The best thing that came from my time dealing with that guy was the anti SLAPP statute work and getting to meet you. I’m just glad I got out.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Are we?
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Worth every second
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 14/01/2026
over the course of 1871, congress held seven months of hearings on ku klux klan and other white vigilante violence in the south, they took detailed testimony from hundreds of black men and women attesting to klan terror. (1/?)
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
WASHINGTON (AP) — Claudette Colvin, whose refusal to move seats on a segregated bus helped spark the civil rights movement, dies at 86.
A photo of Claudette Colvin in a red sweater
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alice @astoria.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Pretty happy with it.
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alice @astoria.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Do you mean my hoe emoji text spam? If so, yes.
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alice @astoria.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
OMG I KNOW THAT GIRL. Thank you so much to everyone out there tonight. I love you all.
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alice @astoria.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
What a terrible disservice being done to one of the few places writing good political content.
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The People’s Republic of Astoria @peoplesrepublicpod.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Come celebrate the podcast’s launch if you’re in NYC! It’s gonna be a great time!
“The People’s Republic of Astoria” Podcast & Diamond Dogs PRESENT: Happy Anniversary* Zohran Mamdani! 

Thursday, Oct 23rd, 8 PM. 

Happy Hour till 9! 
Free Stickers! 
Pre-Party Canvas (Details TBD) 

*Oct 23rd, 2024: Zohran Announces He’s Running For Mayer
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alice @astoria.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
If people want to honor his death, release the Epstein files like Kirk wanted.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The FBI right now could probably use all those experienced senior career professionals with decades of investigative experience that they fired for absolutely no reason.
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alice @astoria.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
If you’re a politician who hasn’t spoken out about Gaza but you’re posting about Kirk, you’re the problem.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.
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Pat Ryan @pkryan.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Public service is all about one thing: who do you fight for?  @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social fights for the PEOPLE.  Andrew Cuomo is a selfish POS who only fights for himself and other corrupt elites.  I know whose side I’m on. I’m with the people. I’m with Zohran.
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
It’s been a month since I wrote this and I want to reiterate that as bad as things look now, Americans don’t understand how bad things are going to get.
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alice @astoria.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Goated social media team.
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