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Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈

@astemcell.bsky.social
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Indie developer - Unlicensed Linguist - Existentially Gay - Free love is too tame for me - EN: him / DE: er

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Baronhaynes @baronhaynes.bsky.social · 4h
Idea by @decentdoicm.bsky.social and @mstangdoespuzzles.bsky.social
meme of a person telling a computer to say "i am alive" and responding with astonishment when it does, but they're playing Lifeline and Rio responds with "leave the room? ok" instead
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Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈 @astemcell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm so sorry this has happened to you
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lit_patches @litpatches.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
1984 by George Orwell but now you can only get mugged in the street when above social credit level 1.
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lit_patches @litpatches.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski v0.21: Lair names no longer describe their occupants as wet, otherwise liquid-covered, or lost.
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Maddy Thorson @maddymakesgames.com · 05/10/2026
one thing you learn from making a lot of things is that the nitty gritty details, the millions of tiny invisible decisions, ARE the art. The "higher level ideas" are not nearly as important or interesting
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Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈 @astemcell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One of my favorite reality TV tropes is when an athletic guy goes on a show like Survivor and then consistently underperforms in physical challenges
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Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈 @astemcell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The heel however is completely unharmed
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Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈 @astemcell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just gave myself the stupidest injury of my entire life: I stubbed my toe on my own goddamn heel so hard the nail cracked
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 04/10/2026
You do not need to know about lift, drag or thrust coefficients to fly in Ace Combat. You have one button to go fast, one button that makes you go slow, and if you hold both of them together you can make your jet drift. You only need to remember that planes do not like the ground. Avoid the ground.
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ponder @ponder.ooo · 05/10/2026
insanity
various snippets of the article linked in the previous post
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Florence @justflorence.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
what do you MEAN the developers of Cookie's Bustle contacted every person who registered their copy by mail 25 years ago and invited them to a secret Cookie's Bustle party with live music and merch???
A Cookie's Bustle "25th secret event" Cookie Blair bearA Cookie's Bustle t-shirt, featuring Cookie Blair flying in the airMusicians playing instruments alongside a mascot of Cookie Blair, a teddy bear girl
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Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈 @astemcell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Asmongold is infectious human waste and I don’t need people putting him on my TL, especially in ways that can’t really be filtered out
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mcc @dryad.technology · 04/10/2026
Have you noticed, lately, or noticed people around you commenting, that there just seems to be no money anymore. There's no money for companies to make the tv shows you like, the video games you like, the local diner you like shut down, no one you know can find a job. Think about that in context of
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 02/10/2026
Spotted on Facebook: sicko game worlds colliding
"My bf is a developer and just made me a program to use his racing pedals to sew realistically. It also adjusts the speed the more you press down the pedal 😭 he just upped my game so hard 🥲🤣
Game: Dressmaker"
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Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈 @astemcell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Centralized speedrunning leaderboards were a mistake, and the decision by speedrun communities like Mega Man and F-Zero to remain independent of them is more and more vindicated every day
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Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈 @astemcell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
see also that thing so many Zeldas do where you have to use the dungeon item to beat the dungeon boss, which necessitates all sorts of contrived boss arenas or ridiculous combat uses for items
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
tumblr post:
weepingchoir
Aug 31, 2023
Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs
Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

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Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head.
You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.
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Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈 @astemcell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
can't believe it's gonna be darker than Men Behind the Sun and Salò
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wank
Like Waluigi Link
Wank
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Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈 @astemcell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Reminder that if you writing is on Substack I am not reading it. NO EXCEPTIONS.
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Flex @mechamacgyver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also ask me about my omni directional boner
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Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈 @astemcell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bucky and Steve are gonna fuck on camera?!?!?
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cubivore (GCN, 2002)
Text reads, "Once I've got some Raw-Meat, I can mate with females."
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Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈 @astemcell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My god, the way he kept changing as the fight progressed
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Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈 @astemcell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
suddenly thinking about cyberpunk vampires
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Len @len.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added.
Papal Bull
Make your Puppet Pope sleep with your spouse
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Z. BoogeyMann Zilla, Semi-Pro Ghoulball @pandangit.com · 28/09/2026
If I had one of these I would use it as a charcuterie board. Just serve little slices of meat & cheese on various layers. Although I could see the case for putting chess pieces on several of the slices to do like a surreal "Kirk & Spock play 3D chess" thing.
A medical model of a person's head and torso, designed to be opened in slices.
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kill ghost @willjobst.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a universal feature of the game designer working on a long project is that their next game wells up inside of them until it is physically painful
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Kayin @kayin.moe · 27/09/2026
I'm jealous of the boyliker wrestling fans because they have such easy access to homoerotic bloody violence. Truly blessed.
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Chris Scullion @scully1888.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Was looking at the Silent Hill Townfall concept art and my jaw dropped. Was back in my hometown tonight so I had to go and take a photo. There are many ways to mock my beloved Coatbridge, but “your home’s so miserable it was used as concept art for a Silent Hill game” is a new one for me
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authorblues @authorblu.es · 27/09/2026
Final Fantasy 7 screenshot:
"I figure if I stay alive long enough,
something good's bound to happen."
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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Melo @letitmelo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For Reasons, I wanted to see what Tommy Tallarico was up to and this is on his homepage and saw that he said is was the world champion of backgammon So naturally I look up the backgammon world champion for that year and of course his name isn't listed so I'm like "NOT AGAIN" WHY DOES HE DO THIS
TOMMY TALLARICO WINS DIVISION II BACKGAMMON WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!
 

On August 4th, 2024, Video Games Live™ creator and 35 year video game industry veteran Tommy Tallarico won the Division II Backgammon World Championship in Monte Carlo, Monaco.  72 entries and some of the best players in the world competed for a chance to win the ultimate prize and be crowned World Champion.  Tommy went undefeated and dedicated the win to his father who had passed away and for which his backgammon journey and hopes of becoming a World Champion began. 2024	Sweden Johan Moazed	Japan Miho Macleod	Monte Carlo
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the quoted image but photoshopped to look like the king of all cosmos from katamari damacy
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Random Mech of The Day @randommechoftheday.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Todays mech: Weltall
From: “Xenogears”From: “Xenogears”
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it
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Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈 @astemcell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
they can have my skeet when they pry it from my cold, dead hands
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Citan Uzuki @doccitanuzuki.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There are a lot of 'skills' that 'don't matter.' For example, I actually 'don't know' my 'address.' It's completely true. One day I had to 'pump gas' and they needed my 'ZIP code.' I didn't know my 'ZIP code.' I don't know my 'telephone number.' I don't know who 'I' am. I don't know who 'you' are.
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It takes place on the one night of the year where Godzilla is allowed to have sex
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Privaty Business @wanwanattack.qtbrewer.moe · 22/09/2026
Completely stunlocked by the battle music. This OWNS
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Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈 @astemcell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I hate this so god damn much. Jeff can not stop producing on this show soon enough.
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ᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This genuinely made me laugh out loud today
HOW AM I DRIVING?
HOW DOES AN ENGINE EVEN WORK?
HOW CAN A LOVING GOD CAUSE SUCH AGONY
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Simon S. Andersen @snakepixel.art · 21/09/2026
Anyway! #pixelart #ドット絵
A pixel-art scene from Street Fighter 3 Third Strike with Lottie the calico cat fighting the character Ruy. She's already cleared the first round with a no-hit perfect. Good job.
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The Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU
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𝔅𝔲𝔱𝔱𝔬𝔫𝔰 𝔒'𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔦𝔥𝔞𝔫 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If your only stance is "boobs good, woke bad," you probably aren't smart enough to design an outfit that has any sort of style or fashion to it to wrap those boobs in. No concept of negative space or sight lines, no color theory, no layering ideas, no idea of fit and shape for outfits, nothing.
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