Sign in

Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈

@astemcell.bsky.social
164 followers 202 following 1.1K posts

Indie developer - Unlicensed Linguist - Existentially Gay - Free love is too tame for me - EN: him / DE: er

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈
shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
1767422607
Reposted by Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈
rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 02/10/2026
Spotted on Facebook: sicko game worlds colliding
"My bf is a developer and just made me a program to use his racing pedals to sew realistically. It also adjusts the speed the more you press down the pedal 😭 he just upped my game so hard 🥲🤣
Game: Dressmaker"
212644642
Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈 @astemcell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Centralized speedrunning leaderboards were a mistake, and the decision by speedrun communities like Mega Man and F-Zero to remain independent of them is more and more vindicated every day
110
Reposted by Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈
helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
tumblr post:
weepingchoir
Aug 31, 2023
Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs
Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

weepingchoir
Aug 31, 2023
Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head.
You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.
377272783
Reposted by Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈
Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wank
Like Waluigi Link
Wank
544087968
Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈 @astemcell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Reminder that if you writing is on Substack I am not reading it. NO EXCEPTIONS.
010
Reposted by Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈
Flex @mechamacgyver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also ask me about my omni directional boner
18232
Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈 @astemcell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bucky and Steve are gonna fuck on camera?!?!?
000
Reposted by Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈
New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cubivore (GCN, 2002)
Text reads, "Once I've got some Raw-Meat, I can mate with females."
219468
Reposted by Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈
Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 30/09/2026
the virgin AI ("it's inevitable and here to stay but also we are gonna need a government bailout and we need you to force people to use it") vs the chad photovoltaics (accelerating deployment in spite of a totally hostile policy environment)
011324
Reposted by Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈
Len @len.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added.
Papal Bull
Make your Puppet Pope sleep with your spouse
51655372
Reposted by Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈
Z. BoogeyMann Zilla, Semi-Pro Ghoulball @pandangit.com · 28/09/2026
If I had one of these I would use it as a charcuterie board. Just serve little slices of meat & cheese on various layers. Although I could see the case for putting chess pieces on several of the slices to do like a surreal "Kirk & Spock play 3D chess" thing.
A medical model of a person's head and torso, designed to be opened in slices.
1123645
Reposted by Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈
kill ghost @willjobst.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a universal feature of the game designer working on a long project is that their next game wells up inside of them until it is physically painful
649170
Reposted by Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈
Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 27/09/2026
due to prevailing economic conditions, we have had to downgrade them to handjob brothers
6285110
Reposted by Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈
Kayin @kayin.moe · 27/09/2026
I'm jealous of the boyliker wrestling fans because they have such easy access to homoerotic bloody violence. Truly blessed.
1191
Reposted by Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈
Chris Scullion @scully1888.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Was looking at the Silent Hill Townfall concept art and my jaw dropped. Was back in my hometown tonight so I had to go and take a photo. There are many ways to mock my beloved Coatbridge, but “your home’s so miserable it was used as concept art for a Silent Hill game” is a new one for me
312588659
Reposted by Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈
authorblues @authorblu.es · 27/09/2026
Final Fantasy 7 screenshot:
"I figure if I stay alive long enough,
something good's bound to happen."
2372115
Reposted by Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈
ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
353241536
Reposted by Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈
Melo @letitmelo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For Reasons, I wanted to see what Tommy Tallarico was up to and this is on his homepage and saw that he said is was the world champion of backgammon So naturally I look up the backgammon world champion for that year and of course his name isn't listed so I'm like "NOT AGAIN" WHY DOES HE DO THIS
TOMMY TALLARICO WINS DIVISION II BACKGAMMON WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!
 

On August 4th, 2024, Video Games Live™ creator and 35 year video game industry veteran Tommy Tallarico won the Division II Backgammon World Championship in Monte Carlo, Monaco.  72 entries and some of the best players in the world competed for a chance to win the ultimate prize and be crowned World Champion.  Tommy went undefeated and dedicated the win to his father who had passed away and for which his backgammon journey and hopes of becoming a World Champion began. 2024	Sweden Johan Moazed	Japan Miho Macleod	Monte Carlo
1229799
Reposted by Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the quoted image but photoshopped to look like the king of all cosmos from katamari damacy
71587353
Reposted by Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈
Random Mech of The Day @randommechoftheday.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Todays mech: Weltall
From: “Xenogears”From: “Xenogears”
220583
Reposted by Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈
vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it
4951442069
Reposted by Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈
Citan Uzuki @doccitanuzuki.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There are a lot of 'skills' that 'don't matter.' For example, I actually 'don't know' my 'address.' It's completely true. One day I had to 'pump gas' and they needed my 'ZIP code.' I didn't know my 'ZIP code.' I don't know my 'telephone number.' I don't know who 'I' am. I don't know who 'you' are.
021
Reposted by Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈
Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
5443132
Reposted by Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈
Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It takes place on the one night of the year where Godzilla is allowed to have sex
191050222
Reposted by Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈
Privaty Business @wanwanattack.qtbrewer.moe · 22/09/2026
Completely stunlocked by the battle music. This OWNS
22668301
Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈 @astemcell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I hate this so god damn much. Jeff can not stop producing on this show soon enough.
000
Reposted by Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈
ᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This genuinely made me laugh out loud today
HOW AM I DRIVING?
HOW DOES AN ENGINE EVEN WORK?
HOW CAN A LOVING GOD CAUSE SUCH AGONY
104038817
Reposted by Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈
Simon S. Andersen @snakepixel.art · 21/09/2026
Anyway! #pixelart #ドット絵
A pixel-art scene from Street Fighter 3 Third Strike with Lottie the calico cat fighting the character Ruy. She's already cleared the first round with a no-hit perfect. Good job.
67113343272
Reposted by Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈
The Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU
33131273839
Reposted by Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈
𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If your only stance is "boobs good, woke bad," you probably aren't smart enough to design an outfit that has any sort of style or fashion to it to wrap those boobs in. No concept of negative space or sight lines, no color theory, no layering ideas, no idea of fit and shape for outfits, nothing.
314020
Reposted by Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈
Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Damn me, but all things are queer, come to think of ’em.
31037476
Reposted by Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈
Pittsburgh graffiti @pghgraffiti.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
122370787
Reposted by Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈
Christine Love @christinelove.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The most exhausting part of making a game is definitely the part where you have to make the game
15691100
Reposted by Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈
Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 17/09/2026
it rules, huge plus. you can go as far as 26-28, still kids.
1897
Reposted by Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈
✧ SkyMagpie ✧ (left my ❤︎ in Undermine) @skymagpie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was worried if my comic is perhaps too self indulgent, but then I remembered the words of Björk and now I need to make it even more self indulgent 🥰
58114363886
Reposted by Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈
Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Are you telling me a rogue liked this deck builder??
1181
Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈 @astemcell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
man, straight people are weird
010
Reposted by Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈
Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
For only $12,000, give or take, you too can own an earthquake-proof record player. Yes, the building is collapsing around you, but the cash registers in “Money” have never sounded better
Why pay your mortgage this year when you can own a military-grade turntable instead??
481049108
Reposted by Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈
ScaryCatalyst 🎃 @straycatalyst.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sailor Venus hugging Sailor Moon
122988
Reposted by Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈
Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
188113571912
Reposted by Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈
Robert Yang @radiatoryang.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
no one should have sex with anyone at valve until they quit delisting indie games for the mildest depictions of sexuality
41782413
Reposted by Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈
Trumpet @standing720.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If someone is interested in the new Metroid but never played them before, I think they should start with Super Metroid and then play whatever But I also just think that about most video games Like if you wanna play GTA6 but you haven’t played Super Metroid, you should start with Super Metroid
10548179
Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈 @astemcell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Update: I've now beaten the secret end boss, and I've beaten the normal endboss with every pathogen, game is sick as hell
000
Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈 @astemcell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
heck yeah
010
Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈 @astemcell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
SMDH my dang herad
001
Reposted by Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈
Big Yellow @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
sombra bottom surgery
141121218
Reposted by Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈
Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈 @astemcell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Personally I’m more into Australian rules dick sucking though
291
Reposted by Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈
qdot @buttplug.engineer · 13/09/2026
full contact dick sucking implies the existence of flag dick sucking
6534
Reposted by Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈
Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think the industry (myself included) needs to put more effort into death ragdolls. I want them to be funny, not natural.
4575755