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Aspartame Valerian @aspartame.bsky.social · 12h

Pristine signed first editions of all of Zilpha Keatley Snyder’s middle grade novels.

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Aspartame Valerian @aspartame.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

🫂 hug from me and an extra from Pip. Fuck those losers.

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Aspartame Valerian @aspartame.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

The problem with work from home days is they are also work from the same room as the spicy dill pickle potato chips days.

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Aspartame Valerian @aspartame.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Only going to speak to my dog in Middle English from now on to prep her for the new Robert Eggers movie.

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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Write the book you would like to see someone pull from a higgledy piggledy pile in a secondhand shop 63 years after your death and say, "This looks fucking weird. I think I will buy it for Joan.”

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Aspartame Valerian @aspartame.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I’m sorry, Keeks. If you take after her at all then she was amazing. 🫂

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Aspartame Valerian @aspartame.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Fritos and a Mexican coke is a combo for the ages.

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Aspartame Valerian @aspartame.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Feeling nostalgic about drunkenly dancing in the kitchen to The Darkness’s Love is Only a Feeling with my friend Shane in a whirlwind of will they won’t they (they won’t), feeling absolutely invincible and sheltered from everything life has coming.

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Aspartame Valerian @aspartame.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

“Lusts for the blood of the innocent.”

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Aspartame Valerian @aspartame.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It’s the dude who always announces my arrival, maybe you’ve herald of him.

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Aspartame Valerian @aspartame.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Child molester’s jam! Child molester’s jam!

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Aspartame Valerian @aspartame.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Time to let the cat out of the bag. I got bangs.

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Aspartame Valerian @aspartame.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Happy one-day-late birthday to @hotoynoodle.bsky.social, who is smart and funny and a joy to be friends with! (Plus she shares her wonderful dog with us!) I hope only good comes to her this year.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

But they were all of them deceived, for another Duran was made

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Aspartame Valerian @aspartame.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

When I was little I asked my mom what “he ate up all of my corn meant” and she said she’d tell me when I was older. For years I assumed it meant something really bad. When I finally asked again as an adult she admitted she was just messing with me.

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Aspartame Valerian @aspartame.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

By my count, the only bog-sourced comestible.

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Aspartame Valerian @aspartame.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When I was in high school I had a friend who would buy an order of plain lort from a local Cambodian place and then leave them around places. She called it lorting.

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