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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pitch an episode of Cash Cab where Ben Bailey picks up that ghost who sometimes gets into people's cars and then disappears.
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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Write a novel about a proposed infrastructure project to install toilets in the woods for the pope.
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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Write a novel about an inventor who creates a present tense chainsaw called a chainsee.
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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's the year of the green worm again so we're bringing this one back. malarkeybooks.com/fiction/2024...
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Have You Encountered the Green Worm — Craig Rodgers — Malarkey
The sign says FOR SALE. Hooks protrude where more signage once hanged, some placard with a realtor’s face in hair sprayed bouffant and a number that’s been disconnected for years. Now all that remains...
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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Facebook keeps suggesting friends to me that I think I know and only later realize it's some dude I sold a coffee table to six months ago.
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the brotherhood of speed @deathofspeedy.myatproto.social · 22/09/2026
on👏this👏beach👏we👏get👏OLD
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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A-Team spinoff titled B-Team.
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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pitch a shot for shot remake of Taken but now it's starring Henny Youngman.
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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They need to put out GTA games more often so I can hear new music more than once every couple decades.
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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Book about a guy named Fred Button whose brother ages weird.
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Eric Williams @geoliminal.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
the old meals are dying, and a new lunch is struggling to be born. now is
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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Movie titled Frontrooms.
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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Write a heartwarming novel about an org that rehomes the two wolves removed from deceased organ donors.
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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Forrest Gump ending ending where he's doing advanced math and Jenny realizes he was Keyser Soze the whole time.
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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
MTV Unplugged cover of Billy Joel's Piano Man with no piano whatsoever.
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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Referring to Batman's butler as Alfred Batman.
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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Write a conspiracy thriller alleging the three pigs and the wolf were running an insurance scam together.
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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Write a conspiracy thriller alleging societal atomization is by design so no band will ever be able to put out another of those songs that's just a list of references of a bunch of different cultural moments.
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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Pitch a shot for shot remake of The Odd Couple starring a frog and a scorpion.
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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Write a dystopian novel in which a number of cameras have been placed along memory lane and now nothing can ever, ever be forgotten.
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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
All three buildings are full again. Come on by and purchase half a dozen coffee tables, why not.
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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Wish there was a concert series built around a giant desk.
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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Write a novel in which a deer stops in headlights and what follows is a series of fantasies about a life as a star with that heavy light burning down until it's revealed none of this is real as the truck behind those lights makes contact.
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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Write a sci-fi novel in which a madman eschews dispersing data centers to instead build one great towering data center that reaches unto Heaven.
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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Write a horror novel in which a Walmart just keeps growing and soon other stores begin appearing inside and then a fountain and a movie theater and blonds with big hair as it transforms into an '80s mall.
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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Write a novel revealing if cutie ever got that death cab.
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Malarkey @malarkeybooks.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
We are selling a bag of books except it will probably show up in a box. 5 books, 5 zines, one tote bag. Shipped inside a box. For $50. Also the books will be picked for you because why should you have to make any more decisions today! malarkeybooks.com/store/bag
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bag of books — Malarkey
A tote bag, two zines, and a selection of zines from Malarkey Books.
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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Just saw a Beefeater ad showing Jamiroquai is still trapped in that shifting room and nothing in the world could be more haunting.
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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
If somebody needs five dining sets, now's your chance.
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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Write a dystopian novel in which laughter is the best medicine but when a number of people claim to have almost died laughing a series of heavy regulations are handed down to moderate joy.
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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
@malarkeybooks.bsky.social Is KLR open for submissions? I have a thing that is specifically for you and I had been wanting to release it as an individual zine (it's 10k words) but if it works for KLR, that's just as good.
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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I have a story in the next Hellarkey.
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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Reading posts from 25 years ago under the Song Meanings page for Blister in the Sun at 10am on a Wednesday morning in the future.
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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
@malarkeybooks.bsky.social A judge ordered a temporary halt to Paramount's bid to buy Warner Bros. Your chance to put in a counter offer and add WB to the growing Malarkey empire may not be gone just yet.
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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
End time zones.
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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The other day there was a whole cherry in the self checkout machine's change tray in Walmart and I wanted to take a photo and caption it, "This slot machine is broken," but I did not.
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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Write a novel in which Spuds Mackenzie fights his demons through years of rehab and in the end returns for one more Bud Light ad.
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Craig @abasketofcraig.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
@rwoodsmall.bsky.social
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David Lowery Tackling Adaptation of Horror Novel ‘The Fisherman’ for Focus (Exclusive)
Michael Bay's Platinum Dunes and Gary Dauberman's Coin Operated have teamed up for the adaptation of the Bram Stoker Award winner.
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