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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝

@asm1thee.bsky.social
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Geek, occasionally makes stuff, consummate snarker... "I'm not good, I'm not nice, I'm just right." 🌳🦝🌌

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Union workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome
IWW IU 520 (Railroad Workers) PRESENTS:

TROLLEY PROBLEM SOLUTION

"Slip the switch" by flipping it while the trolley's front wheels have passed through, but before the back wheels do. This will cause a controlled derailment bringing the trolley to a safe halt.
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Loren ☘️🌙 @littleshinymoth.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Project: Hail Mary commission I finished recently! If you'd like me to draw something for you too, all the info is on my commissions page linked in my pinned post :) #phm #projecthailmary #rylandgrace
Ryland Grace stands in front of the porthole-style window of a space craft, holding plant trimmers in one hand and one stem of a strawberry plant in the other. He's surrounded by various other plants.
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Rep. Thomas Massie has announced he'll introduce the Epstein Files Transparency Act II, a bill to give state AGs, DAs, 'authorized state officers,' and victims the right to sue DOJ for "unlawfully withholding, redacting, delaying, concealing, removing, or failing to publish Epstein-related records."
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Kamala Harris @kamalaharris.com · 24/06/2026
When the Court overturned Roe, one thought kept running through my mind: Women of this generation were about to lose rights that previous generations had fought to secure.
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David Darmofal @daviddarmofal.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
So, is this why @ritchietorres.bsky.social, arguably America's most vocal Democratic elected official in combatting antisemitism, was easily re-elected in his primary last night? Bc his district has far fewer DSA gentrifiers and many more of the poor & working class voters Democrats represent?
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 16/06/2026
The reason that he’s paying Iran 300 million is fake news is because it’s 300 billion.
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Everything this administration does is an epic fail. 🤦‍♀️
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Jeff Rudd 🇮🇪 🇨🇦 🇵🇸 @jeffrudd.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
"The president is not well. He has tremendous difficulty staying awake on the job. He has repeatedly fallen asleep at Cabinet meetings, at White House events, at a Memorial Day ceremony, and most recently at a very loud NBA game last night."
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
🔥🔥🔥
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Fascism Heckler @fascismheckler.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
God I want Harris to run, win the 2028 primaries and win 2028 in a landslide. I want these fucks to lose their minds
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rajamitsu @rajamitsu.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Another quick, goofy #projecthailmary doodle. What if Yao and Ilyukhina had survived? Chaos. Yao would be the adult on the ship and know no peace. Ilyukhina and Rocky would be an absolute menace. (But Rocky would still take most to Grace, methinks.)
Pencil sketch of the Hail Mary crew doing the kid leash meme. Yao holds the leashes, Grace is collapsed on the floor as Rocky panics. Ilyukhina runs the other direction.
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Anita @anita1956.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
The truth of this is painful.
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
An adorable raccoon.
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rajamitsu @rajamitsu.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
“Who’s ready to save the future?!” So, I saw Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die a week before seeing Project Hail Mary. Major mood whiplash. But also couldn’t help but picture Grace getting voluntold into a much, much worse/scarier “save the world” situation…
Pencil sketch of the man from the future from Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die gesturing near a cowering Ryland Grace from Project Hail Mary
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Shimanti | Human Consequences @humanconsequences.com · 06/04/2026
The Northern Lights are especially wonderful right now The wonderful things in life are free
Northern Lights with beautiful shades of blue and green in the sky. Looks like a spaceship beaming down on Earth
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Janet Hill @saskajanet.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Ruffed Grouse are such cool birds. They can be *right there* and still hard to see. It’s aways exciting when you catch a glimpse! #birds 🌿
Head and neck and shoulders of a chicken-like bird with a crest. Its feathers are a delicate pattern of a thousand shades of brown.
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I don't think Grace was "cowardly" for refusing to be thrown under the bus just bc his boss wanted to cut corners. They coulda & shoulda waited to find an actually trained astronaut/scientist who coulda studied his notes, so them just kidnapping him instead was kinda horrifying...
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Absolutely LOVED this movie! It was a really nice dose of humor & hope in these really depressing times. And the Grace & Rocky friendship was hilarious and adorable!
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adriAAAAAHHHH!n @acmovidas.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
me reí (fanart de @saucefunk.bsky.social, que ya no postea por estos lares)
rocky de project hail mary preguntándole a ryland "damn grace. live like this. question." en una nave increíblemente sucia, recreando el meme de goofy de "damn girl, you live like this?"
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Anna @hypeandspace.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Ryland Grace & Rocky by Crystal Scott. 🪨🤓
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Everyone moaning "Who will be the left's Joe Rogan" while Hunter Biden is just sitting there waiting for someone to buy him podcast equipment.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
TOMORROW: Be a part of history! Show the world that the majority of Americans oppose the most corrupt, inept, criminal, orange "president" in U.S. History. NO KINGS. Also: NO SERIAL LIARS/CONVICTED FELONS/ADJUDICATED RAPISTS & NO ILLEGAL WAR IN IRAN Be there. Make your voices heard! 🇺🇸 ✊ #NO_KINGS
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Ghouly Hoye 👻🇨🇦 @hollyhoye.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
You need to see baby goat zoomies. Trust me. Sound up.
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
An adorable raccoon.
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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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sher12.bsky.social @sher12.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=tU8S...
youtube.com
USAID: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
An adorable raccoon.
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Catherine @shadowdogdesigns.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Scale the Dramatic Verticality of Grundtvigs #Kirke in David Altrath’s #Photos. #photography #church #Copenhagen #architecture Link for more amazing photos and information: www.thisiscolossal.com/2026/03/davi...
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Sinner Representative @irepresentsinners.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Man, don’t we all? 😩😭
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
She has "I took you so" privileges for LIFE. The fact that she isn't screaming it from the rooftops means she's a better person than me.
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John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Are we still looking for waste, fraud, and abuse? I think I found some.
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
This is big "why did you make me hit you?" energy. 🙄
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Barbara Gordon @thebookwizard.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Imagine saying this and absolutely ignoring the millions of racists that voted MAGA, the third party people, and the 90 million people who stayed home. My candidate had a solid platform. She convinced me and 75,000,000 others. Stop absolving voters for being addlepated turnip heads
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
YES!!!!!! She went through the RINGER trying to save this stupid country from itself & she only had 107 DAYS to do it! She almost pulled it off too! She was dealt the worst hand possible and STILL got within 120k votes of beating a CULT LEADER in 3 months! She can't fix stupid.👇
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thalassa 🌻🔆 @th.alassa.pink · 22/08/2025
no. American society is built on the assumption that there’s always someone else who will take the fall but voters have no one to blame but themselves.
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thalassa 🌻🔆 @th.alassa.pink · 22/08/2025
it’s time for the American voting public to take responsibility for their actions and the colossal mess they have created. (if you feel like this skeet applies to you, it absolutely does. if not, i hope you have a great night 😘❤️)
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Well at least this means that any Republican nominee for 2028 is preemptively doomed. Silver linings, IG. 🤷‍♀️
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Have To Earn My Vote @havetoearnmyvote.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Doesn’t matter what his approval rating is, 69.16% of American voters elected him knowing everything he‘s doing now was in Project2025 after it was released in 2023. America wanted this to punish a woman over Gaza, being a woman, & being Black. American voters have no one to blame but themselves.
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WellofHavoc @wellofhavoc.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
#scream #sidneyprescott #tatumriley #randymeeks #billyloomis #fanart I don't have context for this quite yet so this is just going to have to fly.
A 3 panel fancomic with characters from Scream (1996). The first panel: Sidney Prescott asking "Okay, I'll bite: What's Media?" The second panel: Randy Meeks holding up a finger as he dictates: "media is when one guy is chasing another with a knife but a tv camera zooms in so it looks like the guy with the knife is being attacked by the guy who’s actually running away." Within the panel are four smaller panels with bright red backgrounds depicting Billy in the same outfit he wears in the final scene of the movie and Tatum in a ghostface costume sans mask. They both weild knives in the first of the four small panels, but the three smaller panels show only Tatum's laughing, blood-splattered mouth, billy crying in pain as a black-cloaked arm stabs into his shoulder and the same cloaked hand holding a bloodied knife. Arrows point out Billy as the one chasing with the knife and Tatum as the one being chased. The final panel of the main comic is Sidney standing in shock as Randy finishes "That's media." "Christ that's fucked up," Sidney says, "Is anyone doing anything about this?" Tatum stands behind Sidney with a bandage on her neck and a scratch on her face but looking unimpressed.
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Author Myron J. Clifton @deardean22.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Jennifer Welsh & Hassan piker are racist. Black folk be defending that trash lady while she’s calling Rep Jeffries “AIPAC Shakur” And I won’t speak for Jewish folk but using aipac like that tells me something else about her. Darian’s full video is below
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
An adorable raccoon.
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British Nature Guide @britishnatureguide.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Little Owl in its roosting tree on the other side of the river at Deeping Lakes nature reserve today. Hidden away in a hole in a tree on a dull day at extreme range for my camera. Quite pleased with the results for #BitdsSeenIn2026
Our smallest owl, the well-named Little Owl. Seen today at Deeping Lakes nature reserve.
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avaitorr (🔪BARSON WARRIOR 🗡️) @chaoticavi.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Frederick Chilton practice bc I love my soggy whiny wife 🫶🩷🩷🩷 #hannibal
drawing of Dr. Frederick Chilton post-gunshot wound with his scars slightly exaggerated
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A digital illustration of an attempt to make a fake illuminated manuscript. There’s a fancy illuminated drop capital M. Lots of medieval-type ornamentation, a little illustration in the corner of a rabbit with a battle ax having some sort of confrontation with a little bipedal lizard thing that has an arm instead of a neck and head which is holding a dagger. There’s an orange dragonish beast wrapped around the top of everything and lettering done in some kind of fanciful script reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
2026 basically
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
#Kamala2028 #SuckItNewsom
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David Darmofal @daviddarmofal.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
@kamalaharris.com went to the Munich Security Conference repeatedly. JD Vance is noticeably absent from this year's because he humiliated himself on this international stage last year. He is not ready for primetime. Not remotely ready.
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