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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝

@asm1thee.bsky.social
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Geek, occasionally makes stuff, consummate snarker... "I'm not good, I'm not nice, I'm just right." 🌳🦝🌌

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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Actually, they DIDN'T have to do it Stratt said herself she had 100s of other equally qualified scientists working for her, studying the same thing, who woulda had access to the same info Grace did. He wasn't necessary, just CONVENIENT.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Union workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome
IWW IU 520 (Railroad Workers) PRESENTS:

TROLLEY PROBLEM SOLUTION

"Slip the switch" by flipping it while the trolley's front wheels have passed through, but before the back wheels do. This will cause a controlled derailment bringing the trolley to a safe halt.
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Loren ☘️🌙 @littleshinymoth.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Project: Hail Mary commission I finished recently! If you'd like me to draw something for you too, all the info is on my commissions page linked in my pinned post :) #phm #projecthailmary #rylandgrace
Ryland Grace stands in front of the porthole-style window of a space craft, holding plant trimmers in one hand and one stem of a strawberry plant in the other. He's surrounded by various other plants.
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I can't imagine his approval rating is gonna get higher & now that the Iran war is back on, gas prices are gonna stay high. I swear that guy is bound and determined to make every bad decision possible...🤦‍♀️
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Rep. Thomas Massie has announced he'll introduce the Epstein Files Transparency Act II, a bill to give state AGs, DAs, 'authorized state officers,' and victims the right to sue DOJ for "unlawfully withholding, redacting, delaying, concealing, removing, or failing to publish Epstein-related records."
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Uh, trump's approval rating is so far down the sewer it's playing with the alligators. The whole MAGA coalition is falling apart. Republican turnout is gonna take such a huge hit that it may not even matter what kinda numbers the Dems get.
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
LMFAO! No one will care about whatever problems they had w/Biden after 4 years of this dumpster fire! Hell, polling ALREADY shows ppl viewing the Biden era more favorably in hindsight. Most Democrats have a favorably view of Kamala & don't blame her for 2024.
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Kamala Harris @kamalaharris.com · 24/06/2026
When the Court overturned Roe, one thought kept running through my mind: Women of this generation were about to lose rights that previous generations had fought to secure.
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David Darmofal @daviddarmofal.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
So, is this why @ritchietorres.bsky.social, arguably America's most vocal Democratic elected official in combatting antisemitism, was easily re-elected in his primary last night? Bc his district has far fewer DSA gentrifiers and many more of the poor & working class voters Democrats represent?
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 16/06/2026
The reason that he’s paying Iran 300 million is fake news is because it’s 300 billion.
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Everything this administration does is an epic fail. 🤦‍♀️
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Jeff Rudd 🇮🇪 🇨🇦 🇵🇸 @jeffrudd.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
"The president is not well. He has tremendous difficulty staying awake on the job. He has repeatedly fallen asleep at Cabinet meetings, at White House events, at a Memorial Day ceremony, and most recently at a very loud NBA game last night."
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
What do you expect them to do? Storm the Capital? If voters wanted them to actually have the votes to stop this, they should have voted to send more of them to Congress.
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
🔥🔥🔥
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Fascism Heckler @fascismheckler.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
God I want Harris to run, win the 2028 primaries and win 2028 in a landslide. I want these fucks to lose their minds
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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rajamitsu @rajamitsu.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Another quick, goofy #projecthailmary doodle. What if Yao and Ilyukhina had survived? Chaos. Yao would be the adult on the ship and know no peace. Ilyukhina and Rocky would be an absolute menace. (But Rocky would still take most to Grace, methinks.)
Pencil sketch of the Hail Mary crew doing the kid leash meme. Yao holds the leashes, Grace is collapsed on the floor as Rocky panics. Ilyukhina runs the other direction.
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
They thought he would make "very cool company" 😅
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The average American voter really only cares about the price of gas and groceries. That's it. If it doesn't affect them, they DGAF.
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I think you've giving the average American WAY too much credit if you think they could even find Israel or Palestine on a MAP. The only care about how expensive food, housing, gas, etc is.
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Anita @anita1956.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
The truth of this is painful.
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
An adorable raccoon.
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rajamitsu @rajamitsu.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
“Who’s ready to save the future?!” So, I saw Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die a week before seeing Project Hail Mary. Major mood whiplash. But also couldn’t help but picture Grace getting voluntold into a much, much worse/scarier “save the world” situation…
Pencil sketch of the man from the future from Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die gesturing near a cowering Ryland Grace from Project Hail Mary
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Shimanti | Human Consequences @humanconsequences.com · 06/04/2026
The Northern Lights are especially wonderful right now The wonderful things in life are free
Northern Lights with beautiful shades of blue and green in the sky. Looks like a spaceship beaming down on Earth
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
This! She probably could've found an actually trained & willing replacement, so her trying to guilt trip Grace like that was kinda gross. Ppl framing him as a "coward who learned to be brave" give me the ick because, he never should've been put in that situation, imo.
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Janet Hill @saskajanet.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Ruffed Grouse are such cool birds. They can be *right there* and still hard to see. It’s aways exciting when you catch a glimpse! #birds 🌿
Head and neck and shoulders of a chicken-like bird with a crest. Its feathers are a delicate pattern of a thousand shades of brown.
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
The movie leaving out the "rare gene" subplot makes his refusal a lot more understandable bc it's more likely they coulda found someone else. So he's less of a "coward" & more "guy who rightly didn't wanna be thrown under the bus" which makes that twist even more heartbreaking...
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I didn't didn't find it goofy at all. I found it disturbing AF. All the desperate tripping and scrambling the guy was doing trying to get away...you could tell this was someone completely out of his depth. And since the movie eliminates the gene subplot, he was actually justified in refusing to go.
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I don't think Grace was "cowardly" for refusing to be thrown under the bus just bc his boss wanted to cut corners. They coulda & shoulda waited to find an actually trained astronaut/scientist who coulda studied his notes, so them just kidnapping him instead was kinda horrifying...
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Absolutely LOVED this movie! It was a really nice dose of humor & hope in these really depressing times. And the Grace & Rocky friendship was hilarious and adorable!
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I was starting to like that paring at the beginning of the movie, but then the whole her-kidnapping-him thing happened and that immediately became a Notp.
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adriAAAAAHHHH!n @acmovidas.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
me reí (fanart de @saucefunk.bsky.social, que ya no postea por estos lares)
rocky de project hail mary preguntándole a ryland "damn grace. live like this. question." en una nave increíblemente sucia, recreando el meme de goofy de "damn girl, you live like this?"
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Anna @hypeandspace.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Ryland Grace & Rocky by Crystal Scott. 🪨🤓
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
He had every right to refuse to go, imo. It woulda been way safer for them to delay the launch to find an actually trained astronaut w/a science PhD to give his research to. Instead they decided to kidnap a panicky, inexperienced, civilian when he didn't fall for their guilt tripping.
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Everyone moaning "Who will be the left's Joe Rogan" while Hunter Biden is just sitting there waiting for someone to buy him podcast equipment.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
TOMORROW: Be a part of history! Show the world that the majority of Americans oppose the most corrupt, inept, criminal, orange "president" in U.S. History. NO KINGS. Also: NO SERIAL LIARS/CONVICTED FELONS/ADJUDICATED RAPISTS & NO ILLEGAL WAR IN IRAN Be there. Make your voices heard! 🇺🇸 ✊ #NO_KINGS
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Ghouly Hoye 👻🇨🇦 @hollyhoye.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
You need to see baby goat zoomies. Trust me. Sound up.
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Though, again, we need AZ to have a Democratic governor in order for him to leave his Senate seat.
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I think this will play out just like Biden in 2020. That's how the polling data is shaping up anyway.
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Have you seen the crosstabs from any recent polling? No other candidate will be able to cut into her pre-existing support base. In a crowded field, she has an even bigger advantage bc everyone else will split the remaining vote
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
She has a TON of support. The demographic math is unavoidably in her favor. If polling is anything to go by, no other candidate will be able to cut into her support with black voters. And if any southern state goes 1st, it's game over. Nom's hers.
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
He was in the 'final 3' contenders for VP last time. Maybe Kamala will go with him this time! I'm not sure Walz wants to run again, so it could work!
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I think the nomination is Kamala's if she runs. It's becoming increasingly clear that the base of the party is sticking with her. That "Southern Firewall" will hand her the nomination just like Biden. I wonder who she'll pick for VP this time...
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
He doesn't have the ties to our foreign allies though. Kamala does. He would make a great VP for her! Also, Katie Hobbs would have to win reelection first for him to even consider leaving his Senate seat.
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
An adorable raccoon.
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I still hope she stays out of the presidential race though. Even though she has no chance, she'll be to much of a distraction. They don't call her Always On Camera for nothing.
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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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sher12.bsky.social @sher12.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=tU8S...
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USAID: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
An adorable raccoon.
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