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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝

@asm1thee.bsky.social
1.2K followers 352 following 8.2K posts

Geek, occasionally makes stuff, consummate snarker... "I'm not good, I'm not nice, I'm just right." 🌳🦝🌌

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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Again, 107 days wasn't remotely enough time. And what changes could possibly have been made to change the fact that a disturbing % of voters were SO oblivious to current events, that they didn't even know who was RUNNING???
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
She couldn't have BEEN any clearer!!! She outlined exactly what she would do to help people if elected & exactly the harm that would happen if trump got elected. The country is completely going to hell bc non voters couldn't be bothered to pay attention for 2 minutes & realize what was at stake!
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
YES!!!!!! She went through the RINGER trying to save this stupid country from itself & she only had 107 DAYS to do it! She almost pulled it off too! She was dealt the worst hand possible and STILL got within 120k votes of beating a CULT LEADER in 3 months! She can't fix stupid.👇
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
She's going to be your president. If you have a problem with that, then...IDK, cope IG?
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Really??? I've never been so excited about a candidate since Obama. Hell, I was MORE excited about her than Obama! And I'm not alone. I think online leftists are underestimating how much her popularity grew during and after 2024.
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
She was one of the most progressive DA's & AG's in the country. Google is free.
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
#Kamala2028 #SuckItNewsom
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Yep, it's happening...
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Someone's getting nervous....😏
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I don't hero worship Liz Cheney, but I respect what she did. She really sacrificed her political career for the greater good. She did more to try to stop all this than the Jill Stein leftists. And this line still goes HARD 👇
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Our next president!!!!!
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Newsom is NOT the frontrunner. Kamala will be the nominee again. It's time to accept it.
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Kamala is the frontrunner, not Newsom. She can give him an ambassador position or something.
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
You're getting Kamala. Fucking deal with it!
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Nope. Newsom will be DOA as soon as he hits the campaign trail & he's exposed as a disingenuous sleezebag. We're getting Kamala again.
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Say hello to your next president.
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Guys, it's happening whether you like it or not. 😏 #PresidentHarris
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
She will be the nominee in 2028 And she will be president in 2029. IDK why some people are denying the inevitable...
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
TBF, she was the 1st person in the administration to speak up for the Palestinians. And Liz Cheney was really only there to say "Trump bad. Vote Harris."
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
1. She was the VP, not the PRESIDENT! 2. She AGREED with you assholes & was the 1st person in the administration to speak up for the Palestinians & wanted a 2 state solution. 3. She can't do anything about it now so, these protesters are wasting their time. Are you STUPID or something???
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Soooo... DEI ❌ DUI ✅
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
"back in my day we didn’t let Russians rig our elections — we used the Supreme Court like AMERICANS!"
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Kamala wanted to negotiate a two state solution. Trump is still planning to build his Gaza resort despite his alleged "peace plan." The choice was obvious.
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
She has an INCREDIBLY progressive record actually. I really wish people would have done their research on her. She had a long history of enacting progressive change & justice reform before she even went to Washington. Y'all really slept on her.
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
"not him"
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Just say you hate women & go.
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
The Biden Harris administration got us out of a GLOBAL PANDEMIC & resurrected a dying economy faster than any other country in the world. It's not their fault the average American has the verbal comprehension of a 6th grader. Oh btw, this is everything she accomplished before even getting to DC.
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
She never said she wasn't running in 2028. She just said she needed a break bc things were so fucked up right now. She probably just didn't want to be a governor under trump & have to deal with his BS.
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Kirk promoted & celebrated violence against his opponents though. So Newsom really shouldn't be telling people to emulate him.
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
MVP is STILL on top!!!! Just start calling her President Elect Harris already! 😏 #SuckItNewsom #KamalaHarris2028 #PresidentHarris
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
And then in 2029...
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
And then in 2029...
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Fixed it!
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I'm more partial to:
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Ok, fine. I'll join the shit posting.
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Oh STFU!!!! That woman spent DECADES of her life getting justice for people! She went out of her way to reform the justice system to make it fairer for the marginalized! You had your Katniss Everdeen right fucking there! But IG you cosplay socialists didn't wanna listen!!!
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
🤣🤣🤣 OMG! This makes me think of the old Barack and Joe memes! Obama: Ok Joe, let's go! Biden: (to crowd) Hey! How ya doing? Obama: Come on, Joe! Biden: Sure, I'll take a picture! Obama: Joe!!!
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Guess who the only candidate the polls have BEATING Vance is?????
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝 @asm1thee.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I think that was the plan all along! Maybe not RIGHT after the inauguration, but some time early in his second term. We were supposed to a decade of Dems in the White House, but the people fucked up the plan!!!🤬
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