Reposted by Alan Shane Lewismarie @muhree.ing · 18/06/2025who wants to take accountability for my actions 7494
Reposted by Alan Shane LewisAwful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Ernie Johnson with an emotional sign-off from 'Inside the NBA' on TNT. 🏀📺🎙️❤️ #NBA 21883163
Reposted by Alan Shane Lewisandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 28/05/2025Getting a nosebleed on zoom as a bit 1122251
Reposted by Alan Shane Lewisonion person @junlper.beer · 21/05/2025i was not familiar with your game ken jennings 8086391310
Reposted by Alan Shane LewisRebron @rebron.bsky.social · 14/05/2025It's May 27th, 2020. HBO debuts their new streaming service as HBO Max. It's May 23rd, 2023. HBO Max changes its title to Max. It's May 14th, 2025. HBO debuts their new streaming service as HBO Max. I'm tired of streaming services. These apps. I am tired of being caught in the struggle of theirlives 5774148
Alan Shane Lewis @asl.bsky.social · 14/05/2025I’m just a boy vampire standing outside your a girls house wondering if I can come in 040
Reposted by Alan Shane LewisSomebody’s Auntie 🤷🏾♀️ @hausofbawdy.blacksky.app · 14/05/2025media.tenor.coma bald man wearing glasses and a plaid sweater says got the draws .ALT: a bald man wearing glasses and a plaid sweater says got the draws . 151
Alan Shane Lewis @asl.bsky.social · 04/05/2025I posted this on Instagram and my mentions are filled with nazis, klan members and magats till this day 010
Alan Shane Lewis @asl.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Pete Davidson then… Steve Carell and John Krasinski then… Matt Damon and David Beckham Back to Back to Back commercials with celebrities We are living in the* golden* age* of* corporate* sponsorship* a recession*^ 000
Reposted by Alan Shane LewisSpooky JC in Rothesay 🌲 🇨🇦 @jc-in-rothesay.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Harper giving off strong emperor Palpatine vibes 5550584
Reposted by Alan Shane Lewisacabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 20/04/2025please do not laugh.. im an expert on polar bears, they only do this when they are distressed 0624
Alan Shane Lewis @asl.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Those Salesforce ads with Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey are some of the best pro AI sketches I’m laughing and mad how do they do it 000
Reposted by Alan Shane LewisTravis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 12/04/2025I hope my use of made up words doesn't make you discomfortable 1631083
Reposted by Alan Shane LewisFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 15/04/2025ME: time to sleep BRAIN: a tutu should be called a four ME: oh god not this again BRAIN: or maybe a twenty two 20734126
Reposted by Alan Shane LewisElyse Willems @elysewillems.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Announcement: Answer for It! THE PODCAST. First episode coming April 15th! You can subscribe right now on Apple, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts~ 1040120
Reposted by Alan Shane LewisFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 05/04/2025always seeking out a better root beer because i'm sarsspirational 111515
Alan Shane Lewis @asl.bsky.social · 04/04/2025When discussing protein powder almost said the words “tummy ache” inside a Popeye’s supplement store 010
Reposted by Alan Shane LewisThe Athletic @theathletic.com · 03/04/2025JuJu Watkins takes home 2025 Naismith Women’s College Player of the Year honors. Her other awards this season: 🏆 2025 Big Ten Player of the Year 🏆 Unanimous first-team All-American 🏆 First-team All-Big Ten 🏆 Big Ten All-Defensive team 425234
Reposted by Alan Shane LewisMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Spending $25 million of my own money to accidentally make even more people hate me and vote against my dogshit ideas 12896941049
Alan Shane Lewis @asl.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Such a nice day, I think I’ll have depression outside 010
Reposted by Alan Shane LewisJack who wrote Aether Torrent @jackscarab.bsky.social · 31/03/2025 153884469
Alan Shane Lewis @asl.bsky.social · 28/03/2025There are far too many celebrity beverages, not enough celebrity breakfast cereals 010
Alan Shane Lewis @asl.bsky.social · 26/03/2025I think my biggest depressive episode due to social media was that trend where people (young people especially) didn’t know how mirrors worked Like I know your schools are being defunded but did nothing generationally follow Magic School Bus or William Nye? 030
Reposted by Alan Shane LewisThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/03/2025Star BYU Player Suspended After Testing Positive For Coffee theonion.com/star-by... 544043279
Alan Shane Lewis @asl.bsky.social · 25/03/2025The final season of White Lotus should be White Lotus: Head Office *cue haunting vocal hymn theme song* 000
Alan Shane Lewis @asl.bsky.social · 25/03/2025I was accidentally added to that group chat too but you don’t see me writing an article for the Atlantic about it 020
Reposted by Alan Shane Lewisbjörk 182 @readsettle.rs · 25/03/2025yeah they're called cybertrucks 022437
Alan Shane Lewis @asl.bsky.social · 24/03/2025I’m 6’2 without shoes but I say 6’3 on stage in case there are any NBA scouts in the audience #BallisLife #BallisWife #BallStreet2BallNeverSleeps 011
