Reposted by Anders S. KristiansenSarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 22hToday I saw a bus full of people in identical t-shirts speeding toward me but luckily I remembered to buy— 71219178
Reposted by Anders S. Kristiansenashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 03/10/2026my kid told me she’s reading thor/hulk fanfiction and their couple name is brainstorm 💀 735826
Anders S. Kristiansen @askristiansen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Kantareller Fløde Timian Surdejsbrød Jeg laver Carbonara 180
Reposted by Anders S. Kristiansenkate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Normal people are getting so sick of these “WOKE IS RUINING GAMING” accounts poisoning all video games discourse that fucking Vincent D’Onofiro is now aware 752055302
Reposted by Anders S. KristiansenStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 13/04/2025They need to add hero limits to Disco Elysium. I’m sick of queueing up and being the only Kim on a team of five Harrys 3747831253
Reposted by Anders S. KristiansenLætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024now that it's october im legally allowed to post this 1012243310651
Reposted by Anders S. KristiansenJordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 01/10/2026waking up every day in 2026 like: 1147871106
Reposted by Anders S. KristiansenAlaska Public Media @alaskapublic.org · 30/09/2026Meet Backpack, your 2026 Fat Bear Week champion. Backpack is 20 years old, weighs about 1,000 pounds and got his nickname because, as a cub, he loved riding on his mom's back across the Brooks River.akpub.ioMeet Backpack, Fat Bear Week’s chunky champBackpack went from hitching a ride on his mom’s back to cross the Brooks River to winning the hearts of fat bear fans around the world. 161672588
Reposted by Anders S. KristiansenReconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Every French presidential poll LADY HITLER - 35% JEAN D'AUSTÉRITÉ - 18% CHUD COMMUNISTE - 17% 132761496
Reposted by Anders S. KristiansenRadley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Huge bummer when you’re just innocently trying to join and promote a movement that hates Black people, immigrants, and Jews — but then you discover that they have a dark side. apple.news/A9g-feRPSTme... 1143548566
Reposted by Anders S. KristiansenCinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Fleetwood Mac was a CIA experiment to see if straight people could survive the average queer friend group dynamic 202036428
Reposted by Anders S. KristiansenTruman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 24/09/2026So true 761734176
Anders S. Kristiansen @askristiansen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Jeg fucker elsker Jeppe Bloch. Det er racistisk at gå efter konventionelle svinebønder 181
Reposted by Anders S. KristiansenMat Piscatella @matpiscatella.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Only 1k+ layoffs to go in a 'reset' that is lasting months interspersed with the Kojima deal and pieces highlighting the CEO taking on support tickets. I would say all this does not fill one with confidence of success. But that relies on knowing the real end goal and that still seems up in the air. 1138462
Reposted by Anders S. KristiansenSarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Yeah I know a good number of these 534553972
Reposted by Anders S. KristiansenMB @sugarcubedog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Macklemore just announced he’s donating the $1 million he made from Sheeran’s tour to 6 organizations to support Palestinians and he’s asking Robert Kraft to match it. This is just the first part announcing it. 7172171582
Reposted by Anders S. KristiansenAlex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 15/09/2026BREAKING: Remmick will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran 222671605
Anders S. Kristiansen @askristiansen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I tvinger mig til at synes om Lukas Graham nu. Den her tidslinje 160
Reposted by Anders S. KristiansenLady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 14/09/2026so is steven universe about powerscaling homosexuality 1756164
Reposted by Anders S. Kristiansenfrankenstein fucks car @hulkfuckscar.top · 14/09/2026"what's your favorite color" i reject the question. i dont have a "favorite" color. i enjoy the interplay of how multiple colors can complement each other, and that interplay can happen between any combination of colors. i am neurotypical. 726936
Reposted by Anders S. KristiansenAnil Dash @anildash.com · 09/09/2026There are a lot of people who think their parents got their brains destroyed by Fox News, but somehow they’re not getting their brains destroyed by staying on Twitter. 333584707
Reposted by Anders S. KristiansenMike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Thinking about this exchange today 34181044489
Anders S. Kristiansen @askristiansen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Absurd at sige dejen skal hvile mindst 12 timer før den skal bages. Vil godt have medalje for at der ER noget at bage her dagen efter. 130
Reposted by Anders S. KristiansenJackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 07/09/2026PETE HEGSETH AT THE NEO NURENBERG TRIALS OF 2029: The president had made a formal request to intercept drug dealers before they hit the US border, so that request already means that I needed to execute strikes on either foreign territory or international waters. NATHAN FIELDER: okay. 31195124
Anders S. Kristiansen @askristiansen.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Jeg var i dag år gammel da wikipedia fortalte mig at S'et i S-tog ikke står for noget. S-toget er centrist. 470
Reposted by Anders S. KristiansenScreamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Immortan Joe voice 91016131
Reposted by Anders S. KristiansenBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The Milo stuff is the perfect picture of fascism. You think you're protected because you go as big as you can on racism, you spend years harassing the movement's perceived enemies, you even disavow your own sexuality. They'll still throw you in a cage over the tiniest disagreement already forgotten. 401203424088
Anders S. Kristiansen @askristiansen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Han gør det IGEN! Gid jeg ville noget, så meget som den dreng her vil køre Bus. 0151
Reposted by Anders S. KristiansenMathias Kilsti Hals @kilstihals.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Hvis en 13-14 åring kan stjele en buss 4 ganger kan du også få til det du vil i livet 1555
Reposted by Anders S. KristiansenDisney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026 223236
Anders S. Kristiansen @askristiansen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Imponerende course correction fra de seneste to dage 0151
Reposted by Anders S. KristiansenJason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours. 117313048382
Reposted by Anders S. KristiansenAlex Winter @alexwinter.com · 26/08/2026I loved Tim. We worked together in London and he was a true gem. The good ones are going this week. Which sadly means you know who isn't going anywhere. 293330201
Reposted by Anders S. KristiansenPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 954053366
Anders S. Kristiansen @askristiansen.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Fiktionsverdenes version af nightmare blunt rotation 020
Reposted by Anders S. Kristiansenbenteh @benteh.no · 06/07/2024optimist: the glass is half full pessimist: the glass is half empty excel: the glass is january 2nd 13709105
Reposted by Anders S. KristiansenJacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 22/08/2026Trying to remember which button is where on the switch controller 25121181
Reposted by Anders S. KristiansenMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Look, are we the laughing stock of the world? Yes. Are we losing a war we should’ve never started? Yes. Is all our food poison now? Yes. Are all the jobs going away? Yes. But the important thing is a blue-haired college student I made up in my head feels bad about memes. 4364981266
Anders S. Kristiansen @askristiansen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Olsen banden, anti-woke: Elon Olsen Kjeldvicular Benny Johnson 150
Anders S. Kristiansen @askristiansen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026This man could roundhouse kick me into a woodchipper. (yeah she's pretty too, but...) 031
Reposted by Anders S. KristiansenMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 20/08/2026 267573