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Anders S. Kristiansen

@askristiansen.bsky.social
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I like laser swords and witches. Social worker. Carrie Fishers største fan. Arbejder med vold i nære relationer.

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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 22h
Today I saw a bus full of people in identical t-shirts speeding toward me but luckily I remembered to buy—
A sign for ‘CIS INSURANCE’
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 03/10/2026
my kid told me she’s reading thor/hulk fanfiction and their couple name is brainstorm 💀
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Anders S. Kristiansen @askristiansen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kantareller Fløde Timian Surdejsbrød Jeg laver Carbonara
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Normal people are getting so sick of these “WOKE IS RUINING GAMING” accounts poisoning all video games discourse that fucking Vincent D’Onofiro is now aware
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Sony's Santa Monica Studio has made their stance clear:
They choose feminism over their jobs
They would rather go bankrupt than give you an ounce of female attractivene Show more
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Not that you asked, but...
In no way do i agree with you.
Deborah is beautiful and extremely talented.
She is as smart as whip and a complete nerd.
Also incredibly kind.
How perfect she is!
And a good friend.
1 am a fan of God of War. I for one cannot wait to play the new game with my son.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 13/04/2025
They need to add hero limits to Disco Elysium. I’m sick of queueing up and being the only Kim on a team of five Harrys
r/DiscoElysium 3d
i tried to edit my save file and broke the damn game
[Disco Elysium screenshot with five Harry icons]
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Anders S. Kristiansen @askristiansen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ah, ok!
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 01/10/2026
waking up every day in 2026 like:
a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"
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Alaska Public Media @alaskapublic.org · 30/09/2026
Meet Backpack, your 2026 Fat Bear Week champion. Backpack is 20 years old, weighs about 1,000 pounds and got his nickname because, as a cub, he loved riding on his mom's back across the Brooks River.
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Meet Backpack, Fat Bear Week’s chunky champ
Backpack went from hitching a ride on his mom’s back to cross the Brooks River to winning the hearts of fat bear fans around the world.
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Anders S. Kristiansen @askristiansen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mange tak!
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every French presidential poll LADY HITLER - 35% JEAN D'AUSTÉRITÉ - 18% CHUD COMMUNISTE - 17%
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Huge bummer when you’re just innocently trying to join and promote a movement that hates Black people, immigrants, and Jews — but then you discover that they have a dark side. apple.news/A9g-feRPSTme...
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fleetwood Mac was a CIA experiment to see if straight people could survive the average queer friend group dynamic
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So true
A picture of some slices of bologna on a plate, and the text says, "bologna is just hotdogs for people who like pancakes"
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Anders S. Kristiansen @askristiansen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jeg fucker elsker Jeppe Bloch. Det er racistisk at gå efter konventionelle svinebønder
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Mat Piscatella @matpiscatella.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Only 1k+ layoffs to go in a 'reset' that is lasting months interspersed with the Kojima deal and pieces highlighting the CEO taking on support tickets. I would say all this does not fill one with confidence of success. But that relies on knowing the real end goal and that still seems up in the air.
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yeah I know a good number of these
A sign for “SubDog”
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MB @sugarcubedog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Macklemore just announced he’s donating the $1 million he made from Sheeran’s tour to 6 organizations to support Palestinians and he’s asking Robert Kraft to match it. This is just the first part announcing it.
With everything that has happened over the last 48 hours, I want to bring the conversation back to where it belongs: to the Palestinian people who are still being killed, still living under military occupation, and still fighting for their freedom.
I will be donating the entire $1 million of my net earnings from Ed Sheeran's Loop Tour to six organizations working directly to support the Palestinian people. And I invite Robert Kraft to match my donation. Whatever we disagree about, perhaps we can agree on this: Palestinian lives are worth protecting. A Palestinian life is no less valuable than any other life on this earth.
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Remmick will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Remmick in sinners
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Anders S. Kristiansen @askristiansen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I tvinger mig til at synes om Lukas Graham nu. Den her tidslinje
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 14/09/2026
so is steven universe about powerscaling homosexuality
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frankenstein fucks car @hulkfuckscar.top · 14/09/2026
"what's your favorite color" i reject the question. i dont have a "favorite" color. i enjoy the interplay of how multiple colors can complement each other, and that interplay can happen between any combination of colors. i am neurotypical.
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 09/09/2026
There are a lot of people who think their parents got their brains destroyed by Fox News, but somehow they’re not getting their brains destroyed by staying on Twitter.
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Anders S. Kristiansen @askristiansen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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Anders S. Kristiansen @askristiansen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Absurd at sige dejen skal hvile mindst 12 timer før den skal bages. Vil godt have medalje for at der ER noget at bage her dagen efter.
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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
PETE HEGSETH AT THE NEO NURENBERG TRIALS OF 2029: The president had made a formal request to intercept drug dealers before they hit the US border, so that request already means that I needed to execute strikes on either foreign territory or international waters. NATHAN FIELDER: okay.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/09/2026
Homer protecting his sugar
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Anders S. Kristiansen @askristiansen.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Jeg var i dag år gammel da wikipedia fortalte mig at S'et i S-tog ikke står for noget. S-toget er centrist.
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Immortan Joe voice
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Milo stuff is the perfect picture of fascism. You think you're protected because you go as big as you can on racism, you spend years harassing the movement's perceived enemies, you even disavow your own sexuality. They'll still throw you in a cage over the tiniest disagreement already forgotten.
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Anders S. Kristiansen @askristiansen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Han gør det IGEN! Gid jeg ville noget, så meget som den dreng her vil køre Bus.
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Mathias Kilsti Hals @kilstihals.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hvis en 13-14 åring kan stjele en buss 4 ganger kan du også få til det du vil i livet
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Doctor Avocado (fka Doctor Doom) holds an avocado.

marvel logo: "i just think"
Avengers logo "Avocados are delicious"

tagline: that's why they call me "Doctor Avocado"
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Anders S. Kristiansen @askristiansen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Imponerende course correction fra de seneste to dage
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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Anders S. Kristiansen @askristiansen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
For helvede Tim Curry
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 26/08/2026
I loved Tim. We worked together in London and he was a true gem. The good ones are going this week. Which sadly means you know who isn't going anywhere.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
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Anders S. Kristiansen @askristiansen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Rip, Dolly.
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Anders S. Kristiansen @askristiansen.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Fiktionsverdenes version af nightmare blunt rotation
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benteh @benteh.no · 06/07/2024
optimist: the glass is half full pessimist: the glass is half empty excel: the glass is january 2nd
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 22/08/2026
Trying to remember which button is where on the switch controller
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Look, are we the laughing stock of the world? Yes. Are we losing a war we should’ve never started? Yes. Is all our food poison now? Yes. Are all the jobs going away? Yes. But the important thing is a blue-haired college student I made up in my head feels bad about memes.
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Anders S. Kristiansen @askristiansen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Olsen banden, anti-woke: Elon Olsen Kjeldvicular Benny Johnson
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Anders S. Kristiansen @askristiansen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Post et perfekt album fra 2000-2009
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Anders S. Kristiansen @askristiansen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This man could roundhouse kick me into a woodchipper. (yeah she's pretty too, but...)
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
@Arcane_Lain

if you put them all together they become a kmart brand version of it's always sunny in philadelphia

(image of, okay, how am i going to do this one, it's uh, a collage of 4 different people from those memes where one person is talking emphatically at another person whose body language says they're not into it. and they're photoshopped into Paddy's Pub.)
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