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Moaner Lisa

@ashley-kennedy.bsky.social
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Curious nerd, immigrant, foodie, gamer, woke. 30's, she/they, la ville de Québec 🇨🇦. I broke the intergenerational poverty curse. Je parle le français! Current moodlet: pregnant ⛥ 𝔞𝔰 𝔞𝔟𝔬𝔳𝔢 ⛥ ⛧ 𝔰𝔬 𝔟𝔢𝔩𝔬𝔴 ⛧

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Moaner Lisa @ashley-kennedy.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
truly, this is the crux of the whole left-or-right thing. We can split hairs all we want, but it really just boils down to an empathy-or-apathy thing
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Moaner Lisa @ashley-kennedy.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
i come here because i am bored, but bluesky never seems to remedy that condition
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Moaner Lisa @ashley-kennedy.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
having lots of nightmares lately... slowly coming to the realization that my mom won't show up for the birth/postpartum period, that she'll be stuck back in her country, depressed and immobile. that even if she does come, she'll just be another mouth to feed. wish my brain would get over it already
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
uh oh a Father’s Day comic
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Moaner Lisa @ashley-kennedy.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I think I swear too much for this platform or something Getting pretty bored of it, to be honest.
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Moaner Lisa @ashley-kennedy.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Giggling uncontrollably to myself for having created an absolute shitpost of a drink: • 1/2 c unsweetened cranberry juice • 1/2 c diet Pepsi • some cream, whipped by shaking in a mason jar • plain sugar for garnish, cuz I was feelin fancy
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Moaner Lisa @ashley-kennedy.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I am slowly coming to the decision that, despite all my family all being there, I'll likely never set foot inside the US again. Just not worth it, especially with a little one in tow.
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Moaner Lisa @ashley-kennedy.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Shower thought: to "put [something] on ice" is an inappropriate expression for use in Canada Reasoning: in ice hockey, putting a player on the ice means they are seeing action, not standing by
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Denver Protests @denverprotests.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Really poignant piece of street art from artist TopZ out of Seattle!
An ACAB street art piece. There are three pig heads in a row with text above and below them. They are depicted wearing green gaiter masks. The middle one has on an ICE baseball cap. The text reads "you can cover your faces. We can still tell you're pigs." Pigs is emphasized with red paint that is dripping down the wall to mimic blood.
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Moaner Lisa @ashley-kennedy.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Takeaways from trip down to US: 1. Tariffs have to be quite literally killing people, groceries are just that expensive. Luckily everyone seems to be on ozempic now so they're eating less, amirite?🙄 2. So much disposable crap! Are they 15 years in the past? Reusable bottles aren't allowed anywhere!
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Moaner Lisa @ashley-kennedy.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
US customs line at Toronto airport 🤮
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Moaner Lisa @ashley-kennedy.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Was talking to mom about my nonbinary cousin whose preferred pronouns are they/them and she interrupted me to say "he's not around, you know, you can call him 'him'" 🙄🙄🙄🤦🤦🤦
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Moaner Lisa @ashley-kennedy.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Incredible. After a recount, a riding in the suburb of Montreal, Canada shows the Liberal Party at 23,352 to Bloc Québecois' 23,351. www.cbc.ca/news/politic... Liberals only 2 seats away from majority now
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Quebec riding of Terrebonne flips to Liberals after recount shows candidate won by single vote | CBC News
After a judicial recount, sources tell CBC News the Quebec riding of Terrebonne has flipped to the Liberals, who have beaten the Bloc Québécois by one vote. The result means the Liberals have 170 seat...
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Moaner Lisa @ashley-kennedy.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Do I need to get my eyes checked? Trump wants to raise taxes on the wealthy to pay for Medicaid? www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
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Trump urges Speaker Mike Johnson to raise taxes on the wealthy, adding new wrinkle to massive GOP bill
Trump privately pressed Johnson to increase the tax rate on the highest earners and close the so-called carried interest loophole.
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Steve Lieber --> Bedrock City Comic Con @stevelieberart.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Cleansing the timeline with video from the Cincinnati Zoo & Botanical Garden.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 08/05/2025
No words… 😢
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
the white smoke is from all the cardinals lighting up cigarettes after they vote
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Moaner Lisa @ashley-kennedy.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I was venting to a friend about something and she responded with a copy/paste from ChatGPT 🫠
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Moaner Lisa @ashley-kennedy.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I must make a cherry pie. My pregnant body has been calling for one. Has anyone got a recipe for the ultimate cherry pie?
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
This is one of the best ads I have ever seen and I can’t believe I missed it
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Today might be rough, so take this bird cooking tiny pastas.
A white bird holding a miniature ladle in her beak, posed as though she is stirring the miniature red pot in front of her. She stands in a toy kitchen.
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Moaner Lisa @ashley-kennedy.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Finally let curiosity get the best of me (read: let myself be influenced) and tried this Tajín seasoning. Mexico is seriously in their own league when it comes to food!! Currently using it in a mocktail of: - Paquito strawberry syrup - Lime juice - Club soda - Maraschino cherries - Tajín as rimmer
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/05/2025
“Maybe instead of 30 dolls this Christmas, children play with the life-size human figurines they already have,” said the commander-in-chief theonion.com/trump-a...
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Trump Argues Toy Shortages Easily Overcome By Making Servants Dance
WASHINGTON—Acknowledging that his tariff hikes could result in a frozen supply chain this holiday season, President Donald Trump claimed Friday that any toy shortages Americans experienced could be easily overcome by making the family’s servants dance for their children’s enjoyment. “Maybe instead of 30 dolls this Christmas, children play with the life-size human figurines they […]
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Moaner Lisa @ashley-kennedy.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
The Satanic Temple is really only good for trolling, isn't it? Feels like there is a lot of missed opportunity in terms of what they could do for the community at large.
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Moaner Lisa @ashley-kennedy.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
this nasty northern sun has me slowly adjusting to waking up at 6:30 like some kind of tryhard and I Do Not Like It
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Moaner Lisa @ashley-kennedy.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Asked mom if she'd like to go see the George Floyd memorial while we are in Minneapolis and her response was "no interest. I have my own reasons." 🙄🤦
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Everyone watching Pierre Poilievre eat absolute shit in Carleton and respecting Canada's bilingual culture.
Left of image is Sickos, your favourite window staring friend going "YES HA HA HA YES!"

Right of image is a French revolution era Sickos, Monsieur Pervers, saying "OUI, HON HON HON, OUI!"
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
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Moaner Lisa @ashley-kennedy.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
CBC calling it as a Liberal victory already, the rest of the night is about to be a smackdown for right-wingers in Canada
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Moaner Lisa @ashley-kennedy.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Pierre Poilievre, Canada's Trump Lite, might lose his own seat tonight. This could be in part to the actions of the protest party Rhinoceros' initiative to get as many names on his ballot as possible - they managed a whopping 91 names. Take a look:
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Moaner Lisa @ashley-kennedy.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Chantal Hébert is an absolute queen! she is always the most insightful guest on a panel, especially when it comes to Canadian elections
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Moaner Lisa @ashley-kennedy.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
lol @ trump and his 51st state comment today. does he realize that every time he has said that, he's pushed more canadians to vote Liberal in order to avoid a spineless brat as prime minister who would so bend to his will? trump is arguably ≈50% of the reason the CPC is going to lose tonight, lmao
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Moaner Lisa @ashley-kennedy.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Current mood: I'll vote for the next party to suggest a ban on leaf blowers, don't care what the rest of their platform is
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Moaner Lisa @ashley-kennedy.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Even if my riding is a shoo-in for the CPC, I still voted over lunch break! ☑️ The weather is too nice I don't wanna go back to work
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Moaner Lisa @ashley-kennedy.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Contente de pouvoir dire a mon futur bébé que @klopelgag.bsky.social fut son premier spectacle. Elle était simplement radiante hier!
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/04/2025
people only become left handed if the mirror baby crawls out when nobody is looking and pushes the normal baby into the mirror dimension. it’s a sign of bad parenting
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Moaner Lisa @ashley-kennedy.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Remember how hard System of a Down went against Bush and all his little warmongering oil cronies? We need that, but for Trump and his little internet era robber barons. Serj Tankian, I summon thee to provide we the people with some fresh anthems for this black mass!
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Maggie Koerth @maggiek.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Yes, Porphyrios might have been an orca. I love that they've always been on this bullshit. Also this is how I learned that Wikipedia has a List of Individual Cetaceans: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
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List of individual cetaceans - Wikipedia
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
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Moaner Lisa @ashley-kennedy.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
LeS qUéBéCoiS SoNt aLlErGiQuEs AuX aCcUsAtiOnS dE RaCiSmE ben il faudrait juste pas être raciste d'abord, hein Ghislaine???
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 21/04/2025
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
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Moaner Lisa @ashley-kennedy.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
hilarious that The Amateur is just Mr. Robot, the movie
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Moaner Lisa @ashley-kennedy.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
sorry, this'll be my only post on the topic... to whomever deigns to believe this pope was a "good guy:" reminder that in 2022 he had the opportunity to acknowledge the systematic murders, annihilation, and abuse perpetuated by the church via residential schools in Canada but just... didn't
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theartart.bsky.social @theartart.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Kay Nielsen, Flowers and Flames, 1921 [1280x1813] #piece #art
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Moaner Lisa @ashley-kennedy.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Sinners was great, 100% worth seeing in theatres, everything Django Unchained should have been
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Moaner Lisa @ashley-kennedy.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
man, shopping for big purchases is exhausting information overload!!
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Moaner Lisa @ashley-kennedy.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
predictably, mother-in-law divulged that she wanted to know the baby's sex so she could buy "appropriate" clothing as gifts, which only served to reinforce my decision not to know why anyone thinks a child's genitals is anyone else's business is truly beyond me. does she want an accessory doll?
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Moaner Lisa @ashley-kennedy.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Do any of my fellow assertive women find themselves being told things like "honey attracts more flies than vinegar" or similar by older women? Wondering if it's a "me" problem or a generational divide in how women are expected to act.
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
#StarTrek #StarTrekMemes #FaithOfTheHeart #StarTrekDS9 #Enterprise #StarTrekEnterprise
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