Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Imagine some banana republic. One day, their head of state decides to ban some media because they don't toe the line. Then he decides he will launch his own media that will broadcast his own news and his own takes on himself. This is #Trump This is #TrumpTV This is #America 000
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 09/09/2026How about Canada just renames "Lake Superior" to "Lake Canada" now? #LakeOntario #LakeOntarioForever #LakeAmerica 000
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Can #PornHub just increase their membership fees by 100% for just the USA? That would be hilarious. #TradeWar 000
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 08/09/2026#Trump was, for most of his life, larping as a rich man. That was his character: billionaire. That's why we saw him on TV so much, he was the people's idea of a rich man. He owed more money than he had and could only grift his way to the top. Now he's just cashing out. 000
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Bon, le #PQ veut un secrétaire de l'efficacité... Où est-ce qu'on a déjà vu ça déjà? Ils vont le nommer comment? Secrétaire Heuristique Interministériel de l'Efficacité Nationale? #polqc 010
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Isn't it weird that the "allegedly" manliest man in the history of men, Donald Trump according to MAGA, is always belly-aching about something? "So unfair. No other president has ever been treated so unfairly. 😥" 000
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Translation: "I'm frustrated that I wasn't able to con Canada and that I've failed at yet another deal." 000
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Il semblerait que non. Le PQ de jadis l'aurait bouffé tout rond, tant il y avait de guerres intestines. Plus maintenant, car il ne reste plus les tripes pour cela. Le PQ s'est "parti-libéralisé" en se vidant de ses leaders pour laisser place à des chefs quidams. Ce n'est pas une tragédie en soit ☺️ 000
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 19/08/2026#pspp vient de commettre, avec sa promesse de "pas de referendum tant que Trump est président", un suicide politique spectaculaire. Démission dès demain? #polqc 011
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 17/07/2026So there you have it. Loser Trump is so going to lose the mid-terms that he's calling the results incorrect preemptively. Because if he loses, that might be the beginning of the end of his con job of a presidency for him and his cronies. What a loser. 010
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 03/06/2026The latest pearl clutching, moral high ground claim about forced labour from the Trump administration is laughable. WHO THE HELL MAKES TRUMP PHONES? VOLUNTEERS? #cusma 000
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Isn't it weird how, in the first minutes of Project Hail Mary, extraterrestrial life is discovered then they're discussing how to use them as fuel?!? #ProjectHailMary 010
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 13/05/2026I can't believe how visionary some Star Trek episodes were. "Booby Traps" and "Galaxy's Child", for example. In modern terms: Geordi needs someone to talk to for some problem, loads "skills" and a persona in the holodeck. It's an AI chatbot in 3D. Later, the real Leah finds his chat logs. Yikes 110
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 29/04/2026So what's the Board of Peace up to nowadays? Have the signatories realized they were scammed yet? 111
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 26/04/2026I'm torn between... Why can't anybody get it right? His ratings were as low as ever and the mid-terms are coming up... They're going to blame trans people over this again somehow. 000
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 12/04/2026So, to recap... The US won the war on day one. Then they were winning the war. Then they needed help to unblock the strait. Then they didn't need help. Then they asked for a deal but got none. Then they were agreed to a deal without conditions. Now they say it's their turn to block the strait. 100
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 30/03/2026We now know for a fact that if ships are allowed through, there will be any number of them, except 20. 000
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Trump asking for help fixing his mess is peak Trump. #StraitOfHormuz 000
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Anybody else remember that time the President was about to release all information about aliens (as in extraterrestrials)? #StraitOfHormuz #EpsteinFiles #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #IranWar #PreaidentOfWar 000
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 01/03/2026The latest deal between the US Department of War and OpenAI has sealed the deal for me: I will be using Anthropic's Claude from now on. #ChatGPT #OpenAI #Anthropic #Claude #AI 000
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 26/02/2026About #TumblerRidge and all the anti-trans hate that was spewed... Upon hearing the news, here's what bigots vs normal people do: Bigots: Were they trans? Ha! Knew it! Normal person: Were they American? 000
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 26/02/2026The State of the Union address was all less from start to end, starting with the "Golden era" claim, the usual nonsense about tariffs being paid by foreign countries, etc. Sigh. How thoroughly fucked are the United States right now? 000
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 23/02/2026What will that medical ship to #Greenland do anyways? Give it medical bills? Turn it around heading South to Cuba. That would help. 000
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 21/02/2026There should never, ever be a reboot of Star Trek TNG. BUT... If there was to be one, I would want: Picard: An actual French actor. Riker: Tries the Riker manoeuvre once, Picard threatens to fire him. Troi: British actress trying not to speak British English (worked very well for Sirtis). 100
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Le projet de constitution québécoise est une turbo perte de temps et d'énergie, en plus qu'elle endommage les droits et les lois déjà en place. Il y en aura pour des décennies à remettre en cause des lois vis-à-vis cet éléphant blanc. C'est ahurissant. 000
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Are (white) people actually waking up? www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/...pewresearch.orgWhite evangelicals remain among Trump’s strongest supporters, but they're less supportive than a year agoThere has been an 8-percentage point drop since early 2025 in the share of White evangelicals who support all or most of Trump’s plans and policies. 000
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Ça fait combien de Jeux olympiques où le Canada a un uniforme affreux pour les athlètes? #MilanoCortina 000
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Ce que j'aime de CBC pendant les Jeux olympiques : les commentateurs se la ferment aux bons moments, contrairement à SRC (ICI) où on parle tout le temps. #MilanoCortina 140
Reposted by Empé 🇨🇦David Leavitt @davidleavitt.bsky.social · 30/01/2026I wonder if anybody will see this 58644304
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Every time the second amendment is questioned, someone says it's so that the "good guy with a gun" can save the day. Now we know what happens to the good guy with a gun. They knock him to the ground and shoot him 10 times. #AlexPretti #Minnesota 131
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Maybe NATO or the UN send troops to liberate Minnesota. #Minnesota 010
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Board of Peace. Brought to you by the same people as "Department of War" and "We will take Greenland by force if necessary" 000
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Never forget that Trump is a one-trick pony, in two steps: 1. Threaten 2. Wait for the other side to beg for mercy or make a mistake #Minnesota #Greenland 010
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Dear @governorwalz.mn.gov #Minnesota and its citizens shouldn't be calling on the National Guard to for protection from your federal government. Yet here you are. Let's be frank, you're all practically Canadians. Minnesotans are polite, kind, and can handle cold weather. Let's talk. 141
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 08/01/2026We will gladly accept Minnesota as the 11th province. Seems like a good plan to get rid of ICE, Kash Patel's biased FBI, and Trump. #TimWalz #Minnesota 131
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 08/01/2026It's been an interesting 48 hours for Walz and his timing on not seeking a reelection could not have been worse. 000
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 07/01/2026À cause de l'histoire de l'aide sociale? Qu'il n'a pas faites mais qui se sont faites dans son état? Ce n'est même pas le quart du tiers de la moitié de ce que Trump peut faire au quotidien. Ou bien encore il laisse la place libre à Newsome. 000
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 06/01/2026If enough world leaders keep tut-tutting at #Trump for his actions against #Venezuela, maybe he will notice? 000
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 05/01/2026The "drugs excuse" was brought up first for Canada, with fentanyl. Then it was Venezuela with cocaine. It happened practically overnight. The US just moved in and grabbed Maduro over the holidays. So the good news is Canada won't become the 51st state, because that spot is now practically taken. 010
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 05/01/2026It's only January but 2026 has its crowned champion in the "Weird Flex But Ok" category. 000
