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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

“they’re fucking the dogs, they’re fucking the cats”

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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

BREAKING: the Boyz n Motion will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran

fake boy band from That’s So Raven named Boyz n Motion

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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

mitch mcconnell returning to the senate

a decrepit old corpse of an old man in a suit and tie sitting in a rocking chair from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie

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Melanie D’Arrigo @darrigomelanie.bsky.social · 08/08/2024

U.S. Olympians are using their trip to the Olympics to get the basic preventative healthcare they can’t afford to get in the U.S. We should be embarrassed that we’re the only industrialized country without universal healthcare — all because lobbyists pay off our politicians.

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U.S. Athletes Are Taking Full Advantage of Free Healthcare in Olympic Village

Women’s rugby player Ariana Ramsey’s videos showcasing her appointments have gone viral, and now many others are making good use of Paris's medical services.

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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 07/08/2024

Steve Martin as Tim Walz and Zach Galifianakis as JD Vance for SNL VP Debate sketch. Book it, Lorne!

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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 07/08/2024

Tim Walz is like that dad on a sitcom who is goofy and does ridiculous things embarrassing his family but at the end of the episode shows his loving and compassionate side.

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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 03/08/2024

i don’t miss twitter. but i do miss some of my twitter followers who i genuinely enjoyed talking to more than real life people 😕

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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 31/07/2024

Okay NOW I care about the Olympics

A tweet showing an Olympian with a bunch of parmesan and the text I need the people to know that olympic silver medalist giorgia villa is sponsored by parmesan cheese and regularly posts pics of herself with giant wheels of cheese

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 27/07/2024

At Olive Garden, you’re family. Which explains the shitty food cuz my real family hates me, too.

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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 27/07/2024

UPDATE: after finally getting in touch with my insurance and my doctor, i can confirm that after doctor gave proper authorization, my antidepressant now only cost $190. i hate our healthcare system.

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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 26/07/2024

it’s me vs mosquitos in tonight’s 5K

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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 26/07/2024

this is the futurama liberals want

iphone notification from the weather channel app titled “Cocaine Sharks (Really)” and then saying “This isn’t a movie plot, sharks are actually testing positive for cocaine. Here’s where.”

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 25/07/2024

rest in peas

A person is lying in a bathtub filled with green peas, wearing headphones and cucumber slices on their eyes.

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 20/03/2024

boss: why are you late? me: why are you so obsessed with me?

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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 24/07/2024

with Hulk Hogan speaking at the RNC, i wish The Iron Sheik were still alive to speak at DNC just to spend his few minutes cutting a promo saying HOGAN IS A JABRONI SON OF BITCH AND I WILL BREAK HIS FUCKING MAGA NECK!

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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 23/07/2024

the new maintenance guy keeps calling me “Ashton” and i don’t know how to tell him that my name is Asher

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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 23/07/2024

seen during my jog the other day

sidewalk with tree in front of house that has upside down american flag waving and a yard sign saying “don’t blame me for voting for trump”

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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 23/07/2024

imagine if vp kamala harris joins protestors tomorrow at the capitol in denouncing netanyahu’s genocide.

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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 22/07/2024

today has been such a monday

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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 21/07/2024

Hey other white people, reminder that if you see/hear people you know calling Harris a “DEI candidate” you should ask them to spell out exactly what they mean

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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 21/07/2024

more like Joe BYE-den *post skeet*

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♡ Becca ♡ @goodolebebs.bsky.social · 16/07/2024

If you're not soaking wet by the end, did you even wash dishes?

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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 20/07/2024

remember when trump almost got assassinated?

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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 20/07/2024

can someone who understands private health insurance tell me why my antidepressant went from $15 to $280 after doctor approved to increase dosage by 50 mg?

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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 19/07/2024

so brave for saying this back in 2000.

Shia Labeouf from the show Even Stevens saying “And is it fair that Pluto has to live in a dog house, while Goofy who is also gets to drive around and play golf with Mickey?”

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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 18/07/2024

just heard president biden tested positive for covid because why the fuck not?

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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 15/07/2024

when the first cool Fall breeze hits:

white girl in black dress deep throating pumpkin stem

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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 15/07/2024

JD Vance going from 'Trump is America's Hitler and that's why I oppose him' to 'Trump is America's Hitler and that's why I'm running to be his Vice President' -- truly, what an arc

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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 14/07/2024