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Asher Reese

@asherreese.bsky.social
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He/Him 3rd grade penmanship award winner. Michigan. Half centaur. Sometimes I’m funny. Cooking. Fan of dogs and horror movies. Not a fan of Applebees. INTP. Been told I’m “bomb.com” by 2016 Sarahah review. Blah blah blah

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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“they’re fucking the dogs, they’re fucking the cats”
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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: the Boyz n Motion will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
fake boy band from That’s So Raven named Boyz n Motion
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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
mitch mcconnell returning to the senate
a decrepit old corpse of an old man in a suit and tie sitting in a rocking chair from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie
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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
what did i miss?
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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 25/08/2024
apartments offering renewal specials
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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 10/08/2024
black background with scratch lettering saying i hate me too
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Melanie D’Arrigo @darrigomelanie.bsky.social · 08/08/2024
U.S. Olympians are using their trip to the Olympics to get the basic preventative healthcare they can’t afford to get in the U.S. We should be embarrassed that we’re the only industrialized country without universal healthcare — all because lobbyists pay off our politicians.
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U.S. Athletes Are Taking Full Advantage of Free Healthcare in Olympic Village
Women’s rugby player Ariana Ramsey’s videos showcasing her appointments have gone viral, and now many others are making good use of Paris's medical services.
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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 07/08/2024
good for you, anni!
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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 07/08/2024
Steve Martin as Tim Walz and Zach Galifianakis as JD Vance for SNL VP Debate sketch. Book it, Lorne!
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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 07/08/2024
Tim Walz is like that dad on a sitcom who is goofy and does ridiculous things embarrassing his family but at the end of the episode shows his loving and compassionate side.
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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 06/08/2024
i’m so glad i never fell into the Joe Rogan fandom
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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 05/08/2024
it rained here. but instead of cooking down during the rainstorm, it stayed hot so it has just been a humid mess where i am 🥵
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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 05/08/2024
trying to survive this humidity
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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 05/08/2024
hi
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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 03/08/2024
i don’t miss twitter. but i do miss some of my twitter followers who i genuinely enjoyed talking to more than real life people 😕
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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 02/08/2024
Welcome to the White Man’s Parade
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
Okay NOW I care about the Olympics
A tweet showing an Olympian with a bunch of parmesan and the text I need the people to know that olympic silver medalist giorgia villa is sponsored by parmesan cheese and regularly posts pics of herself with giant wheels of cheese
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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
surprised trump didn’t open with reminding us how he is just like the black community because he is a criminal with a mug shot.
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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
was this at the Carter home?
joe biden kneeling next to Rosalyn Carter who is sitting in a chair in the living room where joe looks gigantic compared tot he furniture and Rosalyn
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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
calling other people self important when you’re bitching that you are somehow entitled for a follow back on a social media.
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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 30/07/2024
JD Vance approves this idea.
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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 29/07/2024
how…how did they fact check this?
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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 29/07/2024
getting all these must be feel like getting all the chaos emeralds or pokémon gym badges
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 27/07/2024
At Olive Garden, you’re family. Which explains the shitty food cuz my real family hates me, too.
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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 27/07/2024
UPDATE: after finally getting in touch with my insurance and my doctor, i can confirm that after doctor gave proper authorization, my antidepressant now only cost $190. i hate our healthcare system.
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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 26/07/2024
it’s me vs mosquitos in tonight’s 5K
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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 26/07/2024
this is the futurama liberals want
iphone notification from the weather channel app titled “Cocaine Sharks (Really)” and then saying “This isn’t a movie plot, sharks are actually testing positive for cocaine. Here’s where.”
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 25/07/2024
rest in peas
A person is lying in a bathtub filled with green peas, wearing headphones and cucumber slices on their eyes.
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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 20/03/2024
boss: why are you late? me: why are you so obsessed with me?
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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 24/07/2024
what a waste of time and resources writing this article
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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 24/07/2024
And look, it [boiling water] came right to our feet, too,” Grayson says. was that before or after you shot her in the fucking face?
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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 24/07/2024
“And look, it [boiling water] came right to our feet, too,” Grayson says. was that before or after you shot the woman in the fucking head?
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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 24/07/2024
wtf amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/07/...
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Sonya Massey shooting: Illinois police release bodycam video of fatal shooting of Black woman in her home | CNN
Body-camera footage showing the fatal police shooting of Sonya Massey, a 36-year-old Black woman who had called 911 for help, was released Monday in a case that has led to murder charges against a dep...
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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 24/07/2024
with Hulk Hogan speaking at the RNC, i wish The Iron Sheik were still alive to speak at DNC just to spend his few minutes cutting a promo saying HOGAN IS A JABRONI SON OF BITCH AND I WILL BREAK HIS FUCKING MAGA NECK!
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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 23/07/2024
the new maintenance guy keeps calling me “Ashton” and i don’t know how to tell him that my name is Asher
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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 23/07/2024
seen during my jog the other day
sidewalk with tree in front of house that has upside down american flag waving and a yard sign saying “don’t blame me for voting for trump”
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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 23/07/2024
imagine if vp kamala harris joins protestors tomorrow at the capitol in denouncing netanyahu’s genocide.
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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 23/07/2024
sounds like socialism
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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 22/07/2024
today has been such a monday
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 21/07/2024
Hey other white people, reminder that if you see/hear people you know calling Harris a “DEI candidate” you should ask them to spell out exactly what they mean
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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 21/07/2024
more like Joe BYE-den *post skeet*
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♡ Becca ♡ @goodolebebs.bsky.social · 16/07/2024
If you're not soaking wet by the end, did you even wash dishes?
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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 20/07/2024
remember when trump almost got assassinated?
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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 20/07/2024
is this that Longlegs movie people been talking about?
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Asher Reese @asherreese.bsky.social · 20/07/2024
can someone who understands private health insurance tell me why my antidepressant went from $15 to $280 after doctor approved to increase dosage by 50 mg?
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