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Hagbard Celine

@asciidisco.bsky.social
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He / Him. Just a mad man with 1 daughter, 3 cats, 7 chickens & a horse. Former orga owl of the Nightlybuild conference. IoT reverse engineer. Software Architect & Engineering Manager at Deutsche Telekom. „Die Dunkelheit darf niemals siegen“

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Hagbard Celine @asciidisco.bsky.social · 5h
www.my9albums.com/s/qRtMBuRFGU
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My 9 albums
Clarity, Picaresque, Relationship of Command and 6 more. Pick yours on my9albums.
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The Loch Ness Monster @nessiopeia.space · 9h
Liking Harry Potter actually means that you value a fictional world more than human people who are being murdered by that series creator, which is honestly worst than being outright transphobic
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Murph @sealab.tv · 27/09/2026
SIGNUPS END WEDNESDAY Let your favorite creator know about the even if you think they'd be interested or if you're a creator and want to join sign up below! forms.gle/Lzxz7HvfoxFi...
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Hagbard Celine @asciidisco.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The prompt wasn't "Write a bizarro world version of DS9" btw.; but yeah, asking AI to give them a rundown of the DS9 story arc is the real test AI bros should focus on, not those pesky math problems.
Asked AI to explain DS9s story arcs to me & it hallucinated completely of the rails
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Murph @sealab.tv · 01/09/2026
Announcing: Balatro Battles Charity Event for @gamersoutreach.org I'm giving teams of creators a Top-Level Balatro coach and making them go head to head in Balatro Mutliplayer! Signups are open! Tag your favorite creator and ask them to sign up! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
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beyond tellerrand @beyondtellerrand.com · 21/08/2026
Thirteen years after “Your Work Is a Gift”, James Victore came back to the Düsseldorf stage. Heri4v5jruXI6Ideo of his talk “Create, create, create!” from #btconf Düsseldorf 2026. 💛 www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4v5...
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Create, create, create! – James Victore | beyond tellerrand Düsseldorf 2026
YouTube video by beyond tellerrand
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Major League Balatro @majorleaguebalatro.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
MLBA! IN-PERSON! LIVE!
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HEALTH @health.band · 15/08/2026
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Hagbard Celine @asciidisco.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
View transitions are just * chefs kiss * This is a transition between 2 html pages, even the assets are different (different sizes, different files) & the images can seamlessly transition into a new animation cycle on the new page. *Example from majorleaguebalatro.com/creators
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Major League Balatro @majorleaguebalatro.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
MAJOR LEAGUE BALATRO SEASON 4 KICKS OFF TOP OF THE HOUR!!! DOMO V HAELIAN! @ 3P ET/12P PT www.twitch.tv/captain_domo www.twitch.tv/haelian Cast: www.twitch.tv/turtlebean_ Cast: www.twitch.tv/majorleagueb...
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Hail Sagan ™️ @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
A book with a DVD titled, "Teach Yourself Ass Guitar"
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Scott Tolinski @tolin.ski · 31/07/2026
I’m exploring the mental health effects of AI coding. This is a super quick (blazing fast), anonymous survey. Please fill out and share so that the responses will be well rounded. forms.gle/dpD8Tk1QnXAz...
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AI Coding & Mental Health
All answers are anonymous.
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Hagbard Celine @asciidisco.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Launched the redesign of majorleaguebalatro.com today (my little side project for the love of the game). On a technical note: I had a lot of fun playing around with the View Transition API. Gave me vibes to the good old Flash "everything that can move must move" times.
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Major League Balatro – Season 4 Schedule
Schedule & Scores for Major Leagues Balatro Season 4 week 1. A multi week Balatro multiplayer tournament where 24 creators participate to crown the one true Balatro champion.
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Hagbard Celine @asciidisco.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I’ve seen clubs at 8am who had less vomit on the floor. via @mykx.bsky.social
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026
new metaphor just dropped
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FANGORIA @fangoria.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
We are devastated to learn of the passing of Anthony Head, endeared to fans around the world for his role as Rupert Giles on BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER the series. We send out deepest condolences to his friends, fans, and family.
We are devastated to learn of the passing of Anthony Head, endeared to fans around the world for his role as Rupert Giles on BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER the series. He also starred in REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA, LET THE WRONG ONE IN, and his own five-part supernatural docuseries titled TRUE HORROR WITH ANTHONY HEAD, as well as many other plays and productions. We send out deepest condolences to his friends, fans, and family.
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Stephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Yes. Using a computer now feels like this at all times.
Man yelling into bored woman's ear in nightclub meme captioned 

I can summarize that for you
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Hagbard Celine @asciidisco.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Although I haven't had the pleasure to work on a Zig based project, I see it as a very, very promising programming language (and maybe even more so, systems programming toolkit). The recently released JetBrains interview with Andrew Kelley is a treat & worth watching: www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqdd...
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Zig 2026: No-AI Policy, $670K Foundation, Left GitHub & Why Zig Isn’t 1.0 - Andrew Kelley Explains
YouTube video by JetBrains
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
NEW EXAMPLE FOR FONT LESSON JUST DROPPED
It’s a Portuguese add and it’s “Final” volleyball but it looks like “anal” which is confusing cause they’re all women and men are the ones more into anal cause of their prostate gland orgasm potential? I’ve heard?? Can’t say that in the lesson shoot
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Peri the Bog Witch Stoner Bitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @perimxr.tv · 25/05/2026
Alright folks, this is it! Next Sunday, we're doing a subathon for my affiliate anniversary and to fund my upcoming covers album! We got giveaways! We got a wheel of punishments! We got song previews! We got secret tier goals! A possible face reveal?! For more information: perimxr.carrd.co#sub
A graphic for my subathon with the title "Peri's Spectacular Affiliate Anniversary and Fund Her Album Subathon!" taking place Sunday, May 31st from 2pm (EST) to an unknown time.

The graphic is set on a bisexual lighting version of the swirly Balatro background, with my original PNGtuber in "deal with it" shades to the left; next to her, a little chibi FL-chan; and on the right, Peridot sitting in the toilet. Over the background, there are a number of boxes showcasing various incentive goals (25 visible, 4 blurred and hidden with locks over them), ranging from $5-$2000. Incentives include: 

- choosing new items to throw at me in stream
- opening up anonymous Q+A for the event
- chat voting on songs for me to cover
- chat picks a tierlist for me to do
- chat writes a bluesky post
- change discord server icon for a month
- "Theme Streams" with different themes
- a 1v1 Balatro stream with Zaino
- upgrades for the stream including emotes, graphics and a new PNGtuber
- A face reveal! I put on makeup and shit!
- various physical album release options

Subs/bits/donations increase the timer:

Tier 1 - 6 minutes
Tier 2 - 10 minutes
Tier 3 - 25 minutes

100 bits - 2 minutes
$1 donation - 2 minutes

Every $20 - Wheel spin for punishments
Every $250 - Song preview on stream
Every $100 - Giveaway

CD giveaways start when $500 is reached
[CENSORED] start when $2500 is reached
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
It's the weekend, baby
Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 22/05/2026
I can do serious, I can do funny, I can do sci-fi and fantasy and romance and whatever. I just need money to live
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 18/05/2026
Speedrun xkcd.com/3246/
Comic. [Person 1 sitting at desk typing on laptop while Person 2 with shoulder-length hair stands behind.] PERSON 1: Aw man, speedrun.com removed my world record just because I listened to lateralus and ænima to get in the flow. PERSON 2: Oh, a copyright thing? PERSON 1: No, they don’t allow tool-assisted speedruns.
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Matthias Ott @matthiasott.com · 28/04/2026
What a journey – 8-year-old Matthias (aka Powerman⚡️) loved every bit of it! @signalnoise.com showing at #btconf how early influences, side projects, and persistent curiosity ultimately shaped his bold, colorful creative identity. 💜
James showing a timeline of some of his work throughout the yearsJames showing eight of the cards of his superhero cardboard game Two more colourful superhero illustrations
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Hagbard Celine @asciidisco.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Yep.
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beyond tellerrand @beyondtellerrand.com · 23/04/2026
4 more days and another 4 reasons to come to #btconf next week 🧵 1. Creativity 2. Surprise 3. New friends 4. Perspective 27–28 April → beyondtellerrand.com/events/dusse...
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beyond tellerrand in Düsseldorf - 27–28 Apr 2026
beyond tellerrand is the affordable single-track event where creativity and technology meet. Taking place in Düsseldorf and Berlin these days with 500+ attendees each in a renowned, familiar and frien...
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Another Angry Woman @stavvers.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
On this day in 2006, Neil banged out the tunes
Picture of a bald rat in front of s children's rainbow glockenspiel, captioned Neil banging out the tunes, April 13 2006
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beyond tellerrand @beyondtellerrand.com · 06/04/2026
Good morning and happy easter! Today is a bank holiday, but tomorrow I‘ll publish the final schedule for #btconf 2026. What a great line-up. Don‘t be a fool to miss that and get your ticket now. beyondtellerrand.com/events/dusse...
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beyond tellerrand in Düsseldorf - 27–28 Apr 2026
beyond tellerrand is the affordable single-track event where creativity and technology meet. Taking place in Düsseldorf and Berlin these days with 500+ attendees each in a renowned, familiar and frien...
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Brain Globule @brainglobule.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
📢📢 I'm BACK in the TWoV '26 Raid Train this Tuesday, 31st March at 13:00 GMT 🗓️ and this time, we're upping the ANTE... I'll be joined by @perimxr.tv for an epic Balatro MULTIPLAYER collab. With NEARLY 3000 HOURS between us, there are sure to be some BLINDing plays 👀🃏 JIMBO SAYS "TRANS RIGHTS!" 🏳️‍⚧️
Trans Lifeline Charity Stream for Trans Week of Visibility 2026 ft. Brain Globule and perimxr. They will be playing Balatro in a Multiplayer VS match from 1PM GMT or 8AM ET if you are in the US (5AM PST). For $10 you can choose their deck and stakes, for $20 you can BAN a Joker for the entire stream! And for $67.69 you can enforce the becursed "Badlatro" ruleset on them to really make them suffer! See you there at www.twitch.tv/brainglobule
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Peter Kröner @sirpepe.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
When you use ChatGPT to pick your parking spot #bancars
Grey compact car parked across an entire pedestrian crossing and half a bike path
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
if you watch or support this you're a bad person btw. i'm not arguing with you about it either
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Hagbard Celine @asciidisco.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Apparently software licences just became a joke? malus.sh
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MALUS - Clean Room as a Service | Liberation from Open Source Attribution
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Silver the Raccoon @silver-racc.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
"Shakespeare Quote of the Day" app returning an error message instead of a quote: "An SSL error has occurred and a secure connection to the server cannot be made."

This error message is then put on a picture of Shakespeare, treating it as if it was an actual Shakespeare quote.
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Hagbard Celine @asciidisco.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
What’s up with all those people leaving Deno messages I see in my timeline? Did I miss something? Anyone able to give some background?
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created? Here on Earth?
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Matt Orion @orionmatt.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
We don’t talk enough about the greatest wedding scene ever filmed 🎥
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The Loch Ness Monster @nessiopeia.space · 04/03/2026
Behind every dev talking about how the industry is gonna change thanks to AI writing code for them is a dev that can actually code that was laid off
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Hagbard Celine @asciidisco.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Hey @anatudor.bsky.social, I would like to use a variant of codepen.io/thebabydino/... on a private website, but it seems that this one isn't yet up for purchase on your Ko-Fi page. Is there a way for me to be able to use it & compensate you for your work?
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No text duplication slice & offset (SVG magic 🪄)
[Inspiration](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/211174975066521/). [Palette](https://coolors.co/palette/2a2d34-009ddc-f26430). ### Like this? If the wor...
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Stuart Robson @sturobson.com · 24/02/2026
🎉 Looking for new work. 15 years front-end dev + Design Systems specialist. I help folks build, maintain & transform design systems. I'm also available for focused projects, front-end builds, codebase modernisation. Short to long term. Let's chat - stu@alwaystwisted.com reposts appreciated <3
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Mykx @mykx.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Die Lösung ist ja, allen KI-Fickies mit einem nassen Affenpenis in die Fresse zu boxen…
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megan farokhmanesh @megannicolett.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
if you’re seeing this it was meant to find you today
a screenshot from Ricki Lake with the chyron “wants to tell his valentine crush she has “bodacious bazongas”
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Chris O'FellaPhren @chrisophren.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Alt, marode, trotzdem da, Unterführung-Antifa!
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Rude1 Haunted Badness. ⁂ @rude1.blacksky.team · 11/02/2026
More people should listen to @tressiemcphd.bsky.social When people say AI is inevitable, let them know the future isn’t settled.
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Ozma @psychicozma.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
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Major League Balatro @majorleaguebalatro.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
IT'S HERE! SEASON 3 IS HERE! We are kicking it off with a newcomer - join the welcome committee! FEINBERG VS GOTHICLORDUK Today at 12p ET Feinberg: twitch.tv/feinberg Gothic: twitch.tv/gothiclorduk Casting: twitch.tv/turtlebean_
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Matthias Ott @matthiasott.com · 09/02/2026
✍️ New article: Webspace Invaders 👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾 matthiasott.com/articles/web...
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Webspace Invaders · Matthias Ott
There’s something happening on the Web at the moment that almost feels like watching that old arcade game Space Invaders play out across our servers. Bots and scrapers marching in formation, attacking...
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Major League Balatro @majorleaguebalatro.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
MLBA Week 1 Preview & Deck/Stake for our competitors during game 1 of all matches this week! youtu.be/sopOUA6HPvg
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Major League Balatro Week 1 Preview & Schedule
YouTube video by Major League Balatro
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zeldman @zeldman.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Graphic design and proofreading in real life.
Text on store sign reads: “All you need’s & more … beer”
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