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ari velazquez 🌯

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technical designer @sleightofhand.game ◦ pronounced airy ◦ he/him ◦ american gameboy in australia ◦ prev: coreborn, sims 4, dawngate ◦ fka roxaloxa fuck AI arivelazquez.com ◦ clumsywords.blog ◦ discord: roxaloxa

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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 32m
Nancy 10/1/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible Hat” Part 4
Nancy vents to Aunt Fritzi, telling her she may have to break up with Sluggo because of his new hat. Fritzi thinks she’s being dramatic, until she sees the hat….
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gertritude @gertritude.bsky.social · 7h
1. Go outside. (This is where all the interesting ideas are.)

GIANT SUN: What if you wrote your own DND inspired romantasy novel?

ME, EXITING CARTOON HOUSE: Hot dog!
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 2h
if you're just using it from their website, yeah idk. it's also self-hostable so it'd be as secure as you want/need it to be. nextcloud puts it behind their account system and it shows up in google drive-like folders
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Arvy @arvy.bsky.social · 6h
Thinking about a character archetype existing at the intersection of these guys
JC Denton from Deus Ex (2000)
Voiced by Jay Anthony FrankeCornfed Pig from Duckman (1994-1997)
Voiced by Gregg BergerBen Throttle from Full Throttle (1995)
Voiced by Roy ConradPostal Dude from Postal 2 (2003)
Voiced by Rick Hunter
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League of Geeks (LoG!) @leagueofgeeks.com · 3h
Greetings geeks! We’re scouring the land for a new hire, and we want to hear from all you talented people! Come and take a peek at the fresh listing now live on our careers site. 🎮 Engineer💡 Check it out at: leagueofgeeks.com/careers#engineer Reposts appreciated. Share with your friends! 🫶
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 4h
LOL i knew it
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 4h
steam: this game you've had installed for two years but never played has an update. we'll download it next week me: no you'll download it right now motherfucker. and i will sit here and watch it download. steam: so you're gonna play it? me: fuck you
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 4h
that enemy is now called Rockty
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 4h
god i wish i got this comment. i do work at it
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Leigh Alexander @leighalexander.bsky.social · 5h
honestly the most depressing thing to me is that we have to talk about this again and again and again and again and again. how to teach men to have human feelings, how to get people to believe us
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 4h
the most MAGA pilled people i know are my right-wing cuban relatives still in south florida. they're fucking insane lmao
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 7h
baaaaaaaabe, gavin newsom is drumpfposting
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 8h
possibly this www.resetera.com/threads/yout...
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YouTuber and MinnMax host Jacob Geller accused of sexual assault Trigger Warning: SA
https://xcancel.com/handslikevap0r/status/2105313969057726526 Additionally: https://xcancel.com/handslikevap0r/status/2105388960037974235 The OP of the thread replied to a tweet that shared the ...
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 8h
i went down this rabbit hole recently and excalidraw is the future imo BUT so many caveats based on desired use. solo? team? collaborative? etc etc. the most miro-like experience is with it on a Nextcloud install (which is a google workspace-like basically), and now we're in devops territory
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 11h
ezio auditore da firenze upon learning the borgias have not only stolen leonardo da vinci's war machine blueprints but created a prototype: grande, fratello
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 11h
i have genuinely found myself thinking "grande, fratello" since reading this yesterday
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 12h
thank you for sharing
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Kate Sánchez @ohmymithrandir.bsky.social · 13h
this shit shouldn't just be sequestered on twitter, and it's wild to see so few people say anything?
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YouTuber and MinnMax host Jacob Geller accused of sexual assault Trigger Warning: SA
https://xcancel.com/handslikevap0r/status/2105313969057726526 Additionally: https://xcancel.com/handslikevap0r/status/2105388960037974235 The OP of the thread replied to a tweet that shared the ...
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 18h
today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996
A colorful retro computer setup featuring a purple keyboard, a small teal touchpad, and a teal circular CD-ROM drive with a matching keypad-style controller resting on top. The hardware is arranged against a dark background in a vivid purple-and-turquoise color scheme.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two heavyset fellas sit around an unusual, scrawny humanoid alien at a diner counter. One of the guys pushes a little basket of bread in front of the alien and says, “this here is corn bread.” Panel 2: the alien takes a small bite of the golden corn bread. The alien says, “con… bred.” Panel 3: the alien begins to hover, emitting an otherworldly light and causing gravity to shift around its immediate vicinity. A frightened waitress behind the bar shouts, “what’s happening?!”
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 21h
importing a @makkon.bsky.social texture pack into my project
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Marty McFly Blown Away by Speaker
Alt: Marty McFly Blown Away by Speaker
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Failbetter Games | Wishlist Mandrake on Steam! @failbettergames.com · 30/09/2026
We're hiring! We're looking for a Writer and Narrative Designer to join the Fallen London team at a senior or mid level. This position is permanent, remote, and full time, which for us means 35 hours a week. #GamesJobs
Night. The House of Chimes - a tower which you might immediately think of as Big Ben - is adrift in the River Thames. It still seems to be keeping time. In the background, a large, alien building looms over the city of London.
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Brian Actors Guild @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 30/09/2026
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 30/09/2026
that's cute that frankie thinks activision is gonna ship a new halo ever
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 30/09/2026
it's insane how often those fields still do this. a friend has an O'Lastname name and it's a complete dice roll on if forms accept the apostrophe
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blob @gwmthing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
playing big walk solo
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 30/09/2026
being alive during the chuunin exams defined a generation
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Elizabeth Blackstock @elizablackstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
brushed up on the only Italian phrase I need this week
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 30/09/2026
like in juiceboxes
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 30/09/2026
and with an energy sword spiraling around his arm? unstoppable
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 30/09/2026
raziel and it's not even close
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Soul Reaver: Raziel with Wraith Blade
Alt: Soul Reaver: Raziel with Wraith Blade
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 30/09/2026
i may end up doing that just to fuck around in the world
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 30/09/2026
technically not an impressive thing for me to say because deadlock is the /only/ thing that makes me wish i liked mobas. but it looks so fuckin cooooooooool
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 30/09/2026
nothing makes me wish i liked mobas more than seeing deadlock characters
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Len @len.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added.
Papal Bull
Make your Puppet Pope sleep with your spouse
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 30/09/2026
congrats dude!!!
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 30/09/2026
to call this a phenomenal resource would be underselling it. absolutely incredible value for the quality and variety you're getting within these packs
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Makkon @makkon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm immensely proud to announce that my texture library that's been in the making for nearly a decade is now available on my itchio store for indie devs to purchase commercial licenses. makkon.itch.io
screenshot of my itchio store, showing several texture packs available for purchse
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 30/09/2026
he looks like he’s 0.5 seconds into seeing the ark of the covenant being opened
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Anna Megill @annamegill.com · 29/09/2026
"You could never create a single account on a single Meta service, of which there are many, and you still aren't safe. If you're talking to someone who has installed Muse, Meta could, presumably, access, read, analyze, and upload that information to its services."
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 29/09/2026
that'll be for the single player remake of dissidia opera omnia they are probably making
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 29/09/2026
i'm thankful they are just like equippable jojo stands as job classes and not somehow a metaverse story
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 29/09/2026
my wife started rewatching LOST while i've been playing fire emblem three houses, which means we're both watching LOST while i make like two minutes of progress per episode
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 29/09/2026
clicking on a muted reply
DEAD DOVE do not eat meme 
Jason Bateman opens the bag and goes 
I don't know what I expected
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 29/09/2026
unfuckingbelievable, dude. hope that shit stops
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 29/09/2026
you changed your profile pic, which is how i know you're serious
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 29/09/2026
"what would you say is one of your strengths?" well when the producer on the call says does anyone wanna go first and there's an awkward silence, i will go first
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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