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Professional drug dealer, crackhead whisperer, raver and wildlife enjoyer. He/Him

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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 5h
So they’re torturing this guy.
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 2h
Hmmmm, wonder why Katie Miller deleted this tweet?
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Brutus @thatbrutus.bsky.social · 1h
My raids against my political opponents are raising questions that are already answered by the raids!
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Autumnal Astrid🍂 @namitomoon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Americans come up every day with new types of blasphemies not even the most radical Jacobin could have dreamed of.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 11/10/2026
Elon just blasted his home address to his 240 million followers along with his order number and last 4 of his Amex charge card while shilling grok bot. Someone else canceled his order.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this is the funniest thing i've seen in a looooong time. city passes new rule allowing prayer before city council meetings. satanist prays. city council then debates proper time to "undo the curse that was just put on our city" www.404media.co/it-is-done-h...
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 08/10/2026
konami asked me to draw PEACE WALKER characters as CATS and I said YEAHHHH!!! 🐈✨ this poster will be available for preorder from the Official Konami Shop during CatCon!! (Oct 10-11)
A poster featuring all the metal gear solid peace walker characters as cats
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James O'Malley @jamesomalley.co.uk · 07/10/2026
Holy shit. Someone has decompiled the Adobe suite, rebuilt it in Rust and released it as open source. Either all software is dead or the US copyright laws are about to receive an update. getartcraft.com/apps
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Crafting Apps: open-source creative tools
Image editing, vector illustration, video, photography, PDFs, motion graphics and page layout: seven native, open-source apps from the ArtCraft team, built in Rust and free to use.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#SpookyMonth64
RuneScape ghost and goblin
The text
"She s
Ghostin you, but she goblin me"
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Behind the Bastards is apparently eligible for a Golden Globe this year I can't imagine we'll win, given the number of podcasts by famous Hollywood people on the list. But it's nice to be considered eligible! goldenglobes.com/articles/bes...
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Best Podcasts Eligible for the 84th Golden Globes® Revealed - Golden Globes
Best Podcasts Eligible for the 84th Golden Globes® Revealed The Golden Globes announced the 30 podcasts that are eligible to submit for consideration in the Best Podcast category for the 84th Golden G...
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 06/10/2026
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: breaking news drone footage of an overturned truck with a giant barrel in place of a cargo bed, floating in a body of water. A fire truck and some locals surround the scene. On screen text reads: “BREAKING; Whisky truck crashes into Loch Ness” Panel 2: the Loch Ness monster is facedown in a bush, totally passed out. A local Scot security guard is passing by in a golf cart. He exclaims, “Crikey— what’s this!?”
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the syntax reminded me of this
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight theonion.com/hiding-in-plane-sight
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight
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Max Granger @maxgranger.info · 05/10/2026
They cut down the "grandmother" tree.
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a high school basketball game. The home team is down 9 points, and some players are looking discouraged on the bench. The coach points to a player just out of frame and says, “flippers, you’re in!” Panel 2: the away team attempts a deep 2-point shot, possibly to beat the buzzer, which is blocked by Flippers, a whale who doesn’t even have his arms up. Panel 3: the game ends and the home team excitedly crowd around Flippers, who won them the game. A player from the away team looks stunned, with his hands on his head.
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 03/10/2026
You'd think that the Democratic party would be making hay over their opposition's biggest donor fighting to let his bot keep making revenge porn.
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want to thank whoever made this image. Still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A person getting a CT scan asking "doc how does it look?"

Doctor on a computer in a different room playing Batomon Showdown "lol hold on fam"
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The Great Pumpkinsquatch - Scott Kelley Ernest 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @mxscottkernest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
BOMBSHELL: WaPo reports Trump's ads were funded with money meant for slain officers' funerals youtu.be/GwqOZ0eaoDI?...
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BOMBSHELL: WaPo reports Trump's ads were funded with money meant for slain officers' funerals
YouTube video by MS NOW
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New video out now
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A (Brief) History of Neopets
YouTube video by MLYP
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Three panel comic. An upset young woman sits at an outdoor cafe table. She says earnestly to her boyfriend, “it’s like you don’t even listen to me anymore…” Panel 2: Her boyfriend, sitting across from her at the table, is making a strained, distracted expression. He says, “babe, I’m sorry— I just—“ Panel 3: he continues, “there is something so insane behind you right now. Behind his annoyed-looking girlfriend, there is a monkey in sunglasses and a backwards cap sitting side-saddle on a parked motorbike.
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Andrew Robbins @robbinsa.me · 01/10/2026
www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/n... there it is.
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Statement Written by Police in Cornell Assault Case Omitted Her Claim She Was Raped
Documents obtained by The New York Times show that the campus police at Cornell University sent a condensed statement to a prosecutor, who then declined to bring charges.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a fictional chart from 1995 to 2025 showing "guys who like sports" becoming more left-wing coded and "guys who says sportsball is the opiate of the masses" becoming more right-wing coded
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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
THE CLANS HEIR IS A TRANS WOMAN (2013) is like Steven Seagal decided to Write/Direct/Star in a love letter to his trans friends, but it looks and feels like every action movie he's made... except Hitoshi Ozawa is way way way way cooler than Seagal.
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Roberto Rojas @robertorojas97.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Brazilian Portuguese commentary on that Tyler Loop field goal for the Ravens is exactly what everyone needs to hear right now
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bills Chargers ends in one of two ways: Josh Allen makes 6 of the worst plays you've ever seen and gets picked on another lateral or this is a HISTORIC ass beating the Chargers never recover from Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Tagesschau Bot @tagesschau.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Das Cum-Cum-Problem der Deutschen Bank #Cum-Cum #DeutscheBank #Ermittlung
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Das Cum-Cum-Problem der Deutschen Bank
Rund 600 Millionen Euro könnte die Deutsche Bank mit womöglich rechtswidrigen Steuergeschäften kassiert haben.
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Sea Scøpe @seascope27.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Credit Carp
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hell yeah found my old GitSe edit
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Getlucky12341 @getlucky12341.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They literally allow wanted criminals at Universal Studios
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
jordan love? nah more like jordan hate
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Supa Hot Meme Reaction
ALT: Supa Hot Meme Reaction
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This puts mainstream Democrats in a real pickle. Should they support their incredibly popular mayor or a foreign leader who is best friends with Trump and works overtime to get Republicans elected. No easy answer here
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A Garfield tshirt
Says "yeah I'm a gamer"

G: my
A: wife
M: left
E: me
R:
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/09/2026
CNN pulled a clip of Michele Tafoya recently saying "I've never said I was embarrassed to be from Minnesota" and then displays an unearthed and deleted tweet of her saying "I am embarrassed to be from Minnesota" 🥴
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 23/09/2026
There is no plan aftermath.site/microsoft-xbox...
master chief looking sad (even though he has a helmet on and you can't see his face; it's the body language, I think)
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Void-BOO!!! GAh!!!! (AKA Jess Voidburger) @voidburger.com · 22/09/2026
Zohran posts about pothole filling vs Presidential meetings like Kojima posts about movies he likes and doesn't lol
Kojima gushes praise for the movie WonkaSaw "Madame Web" at the theater.
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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 22/09/2026
“If you are staring at an example of social disorder or social inefficiency, and the left refuses to explain either why it has happened or how they will fix it, then the right gets to point at someone in the immediate area and say, ‘That’s who did it.’” crazy how much Mamdani speaks my language
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Adam Keiper @adamkeiper.com · 22/09/2026
SCOOP: "Clavicular"—the celebrity looksmaxxer—is facing criminal charges, including rape. www.thebulwark.com/p/scoop-look...
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SCOOP: Looksmaxxer Clavicular Charged With Criminal Rape, Drugging
The manosphere celeb faces three counts stemming from an alleged encounter with a minor.
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a real doctor 🇵🇸 @arealdoctor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Giant's on the Famous Jameis experience rn
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Everything on the replays is 🤌🏼
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Kofie @kofie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What happens when two NFL fanbases share the same restaurant? YT: KofieWhy
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ちゃこり @tyako089.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
銀
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cooper Lund
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Some friends are teaching their baby ASL as an early bridge to speech and they made the mistake of teaching her "want" as a concept. Now she wanders around the house signing "want" all the time as an expression of unfocused desire. They fucked up and made the baby invent the opposite of Buddhism.
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Chairman Goa Tse-tung @jctenton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i often think of the gas station in deus ex and the terrifying 2050s cyberpunk nightmare era prices on the sign
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