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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 8h
Me: *slams buzzer* What is a car dealership? Ken Jennings: Yes! Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board.
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open borders now @radtranslib.bsky.social · 15h
American small business owners largely see themselves as lower-level rentiers in a quasi-feudal economy as opposed to service providers in a competitive market economy, and part of that means not having to actually be competent at providing services
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 20h
i can’t believe this picture is a decade old because that means this puppy is a decade old
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 10/10/2026
Here is a running list of LOTR lines I've said out loud to my dog Frodo: Going up the stairs into our apartment: "Up up up the stairs we go! And into... the tunnel!" (Gollum voice)
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daily dose of estragon @craigburley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The university closed down her department and shuttered her courses and she left for a better place. Alma mater, go fuck yourself hollow
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aran 🏳️‍⚧️ @aranaya.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The same place that his head is up
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aran 🏳️‍⚧️ @aranaya.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
[CSI intro theme]
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When I go to the doctors and say “doctor my back hurts and has done for twenty six years”, and they say “no it doesn’t; there’s nothing wrong with your back”, my back doesn’t stop hurting.
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Albert Pinto @70sbachchan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Saw this again last night and started crying laughing at 3am" x.com/MagatsuJordy...
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The Humanist Report @humanistreport.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Democrats will never learn.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it’s whatever they’re mad about. always has been. it doesn’t mean anything to them, it’s just a place to store bad feelings.
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aran 🏳️‍⚧️ @aranaya.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the most divorced energy you can have without being divorced
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aran 🏳️‍⚧️ @aranaya.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
that shadow is a masterpiece
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s simply unimaginable that CDC Director Dr. Erica Schwartz has just bowed to RFK Jr. and approved funding for an utterly unethical clinical trial that will withhold the birth dose of HepB vaccine in Guinea Bissau. It is to be conducted by researchers accused of academic misconduct.
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CDC Is Moving Forward With a Previously Shelved Controversial Hepatitis B Vaccine Study
“It’s a wholly unethical trial, and it shouldn’t be allowed,” says Dr. Paul Offit of Guinea-Bissau study
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aran 🏳️‍⚧️ @aranaya.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tina Peters should have remained in prison for the rest of her life.
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
To put this in perspective chestnut trees used to be dominant species in the United States. Billions of trees were killed by fungal blight and now fully grown America chestnuts are functionally extinct. There is no getting them back. Ever. All for a data center. www.gadgetreview.com/one-of-ameri...
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One of America’s Last Chestnut Groves Is About to Be Destroyed for a Data Center
A rare 200-tree American chestnut grove in West Virginia may be cleared for data-center development, but the project denies the site is on its land.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The UK is the international relations version of an athlete who was good 20 years ago but just got divorced and is experiencing midlife crisis so he's decided to come back andis doing interviews demanding the side start him again meanwhile everyone who's under 40 doesn't even know he ever played
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Conor @tiduslaughing.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We told our American college flatmate that no electricity is used on St Brigid's Day and flipped the trip switch for added effect. When he noticed that other flats nearby seemed to have lights on, we said they must be Protestant.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Being a Zoomer must be wild because every single media thing that is ever allowed to release is either made for your toddler sibling or your parents and you can go talk to an AI
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
apollo with his dodgeball
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aran 🏳️‍⚧️ @aranaya.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I didn't expect them to be quite so devoted to boosting their candidates in the midterms
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the big rock someone tossed through my car window a few weeks ago is exactly heavy enough to prop open the front door while i bring in groceries so i guess you could say it was all worth it
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Night of the Abigail @popeguilty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Elected Dems mostly think Elon must be pretty smart to have all that money, clearly an expert on Tech and Business, and maybe if we don't upset him he'll give us some of that money? Wouldn't want to upset a potential donor with such deep pockets.
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Balthazaar Paine @balthazaarpaine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Either there's a factory churning out Nazi failsons or Andrew Giuliani, David Ellison and Eric Trump are all related.
Andrew GiulianiDavid EllisonEric Trump
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Modi arrests opposition leader" looks bad but you need to remember that the opposition leaders in India are constantly trying to get arrested while govts try their best not to fall for it because this is the inciting pattern to every major political shakeup we've had since the days of Gandhi
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aran 🏳️‍⚧️ @aranaya.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Instead of brain there is a wolf
Bad Syndrome: Instead of brain there is a dark orb.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
get along little doggie? no, get 2.
two little brown dogs in cowboy hats and hawaiian shirts are staring expectantly at you
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 07/10/2026
just think: boycotting the Harry Potter show means hurting JK Rowling AND the Ellisons now
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 06/10/2026
i feel so alive rn
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 06/10/2026
NEWS: New York City just recorded the fewest shootings, shooting victims, and murders in recorded history through the first nine months of the year. Major crime is down 6.6% citywide, the largest year-to-date drop in 17 years, with declines in all five boroughs. 1/
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Eris ⌬ @eriskii.net · 06/10/2026
Claude give me the Vyvanse and estrogen make no mistakes do a breakthrough can u throw a little coke in too
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
OH MY GOD HOLD ON IT'S A SNEAK PEAK
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Ginny Hogan @ginnyhogan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
we’re ready for ya, JD!
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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 06/10/2026
He went to prison for wire fraud after he was caught making hush money payments to the woman he raped. He was never charged with rape, of course. And and his lawyers successfuly overturned his 45 year sentence by arguing the judge's own Christianity biased him against Bakker
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aran 🏳️‍⚧️ @aranaya.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So what he's saying is that he's an idiot.
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
Dennis Hastert was a predator who used his positions of power to not only cultivate targets to abuse, but then to bury those allegations via his TAXPAYER FUNDED POSITION; and he admitted his guilt only long after the statute of limitations had expired. And now he's dead.
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put trains in space @gunpowdertim.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
oh, and a brilliant one from 2025
A cinema board read:
Gladiator 2
Paddington 3

User Geoff norcott quotes with: 'Massive away win for the little fella'
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put trains in space @gunpowdertim.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
loved this one from the summer
A post by the verge reads: Call of Duty removes streamers skin after homophobic comments

User yaoi gagarin replies: the punishment is a bit medieval but I appreciate the enthusiasm
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 05/10/2026
also, though not strictly the same class of post, this was the same tier
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Gavin (who is back in town) @11mmyjohns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I do probably 20-30 of these a week in a group chat and a lot of them are bad but some of them are good. I liked this one, about whether our friend Christian is going to play fantasy basketball this year
“Fairly sure Christian is a hard no although I’d be lying if I said I knew him like I used to”

- “guy who is about to receive some shocking news about his old buddy Saul”
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Chris Hepler-Skelter @theotherhepler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
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King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
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Man, what are the Lions doing?
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Annalee @flowerhorne.com · 05/10/2026
Just because someone who is literally selling something makes extraordinary unfounded claims about it doesn't make it true You know this about vacuum cleaners; it's embarrassing that you can't hold it in your heads about computers
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Phil M 🦻🏼💚 🍉 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @phillm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When they talk about reducing red tape, remember this image.
Grenfell Tower, a black smouldering carcass of the building shorty after the fire, in 2017.
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aran 🏳️‍⚧️ @aranaya.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
crowdfunding a ship in order to wedge it into the suez
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do you know how difficult it is to have a conversation with Helen Lewis and come out of it looking like the bigger dickhead?
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aran 🏳️‍⚧️ @aranaya.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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David Tennant: Wibbly-Wobbly Timey-Wimey
Alt: David Tennant: Wibbly-Wobbly Timey-Wimey
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fun fact: When I went to speak at Broadview while I was still under federal indictment, 3 VERY obvious Feds kept following me, trying to copy these people. They had riot shields that said “WE PROTECT US” and asked me conspiratorially if I “knew about the plan” which was totally real. Bro. (1/4)
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