Reposted by aran 🏳️⚧️Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 8hMe: *slams buzzer* What is a car dealership? Ken Jennings: Yes! Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board. 442570
Reposted by aran 🏳️⚧️open borders now @radtranslib.bsky.social · 15hAmerican small business owners largely see themselves as lower-level rentiers in a quasi-feudal economy as opposed to service providers in a competitive market economy, and part of that means not having to actually be competent at providing services 14536123
Reposted by aran 🏳️⚧️molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 20hi can’t believe this picture is a decade old because that means this puppy is a decade old 352094125
Reposted by aran 🏳️⚧️Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 10/10/2026Here is a running list of LOTR lines I've said out loud to my dog Frodo: Going up the stairs into our apartment: "Up up up the stairs we go! And into... the tunnel!" (Gollum voice) 820612
Reposted by aran 🏳️⚧️daily dose of estragon @craigburley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026The university closed down her department and shuttered her courses and she left for a better place. Alma mater, go fuck yourself hollow 1223
Reposted by aran 🏳️⚧️The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026When I go to the doctors and say “doctor my back hurts and has done for twenty six years”, and they say “no it doesn’t; there’s nothing wrong with your back”, my back doesn’t stop hurting. 126281
Reposted by aran 🏳️⚧️Albert Pinto @70sbachchan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"Saw this again last night and started crying laughing at 3am" x.com/MagatsuJordy... 110117
Reposted by aran 🏳️⚧️The Humanist Report @humanistreport.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Democrats will never learn. 10148611061
Reposted by aran 🏳️⚧️molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026it’s whatever they’re mad about. always has been. it doesn’t mean anything to them, it’s just a place to store bad feelings. 221071181
aran 🏳️⚧️ @aranaya.bsky.social · 08/10/2026the most divorced energy you can have without being divorced 2900
Reposted by aran 🏳️⚧️Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It’s simply unimaginable that CDC Director Dr. Erica Schwartz has just bowed to RFK Jr. and approved funding for an utterly unethical clinical trial that will withhold the birth dose of HepB vaccine in Guinea Bissau. It is to be conducted by researchers accused of academic misconduct.rollingstone.comCDC Is Moving Forward With a Previously Shelved Controversial Hepatitis B Vaccine Study“It’s a wholly unethical trial, and it shouldn’t be allowed,” says Dr. Paul Offit of Guinea-Bissau study 791455686
aran 🏳️⚧️ @aranaya.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Tina Peters should have remained in prison for the rest of her life. 000
Reposted by aran 🏳️⚧️Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 07/10/2026To put this in perspective chestnut trees used to be dominant species in the United States. Billions of trees were killed by fungal blight and now fully grown America chestnuts are functionally extinct. There is no getting them back. Ever. All for a data center. www.gadgetreview.com/one-of-ameri...gadgetreview.comOne of America’s Last Chestnut Groves Is About to Be Destroyed for a Data CenterA rare 200-tree American chestnut grove in West Virginia may be cleared for data-center development, but the project denies the site is on its land. 8537032213
Reposted by aran 🏳️⚧️Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The UK is the international relations version of an athlete who was good 20 years ago but just got divorced and is experiencing midlife crisis so he's decided to come back andis doing interviews demanding the side start him again meanwhile everyone who's under 40 doesn't even know he ever played 826123
Reposted by aran 🏳️⚧️Conor @tiduslaughing.bsky.social · 08/10/2026We told our American college flatmate that no electricity is used on St Brigid's Day and flipped the trip switch for added effect. When he noticed that other flats nearby seemed to have lights on, we said they must be Protestant. 420545
Reposted by aran 🏳️⚧️Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Being a Zoomer must be wild because every single media thing that is ever allowed to release is either made for your toddler sibling or your parents and you can go talk to an AI 521115
aran 🏳️⚧️ @aranaya.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I didn't expect them to be quite so devoted to boosting their candidates in the midterms 000
Reposted by aran 🏳️⚧️molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the big rock someone tossed through my car window a few weeks ago is exactly heavy enough to prop open the front door while i bring in groceries so i guess you could say it was all worth it 2579117
Reposted by aran 🏳️⚧️Night of the Abigail @popeguilty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Elected Dems mostly think Elon must be pretty smart to have all that money, clearly an expert on Tech and Business, and maybe if we don't upset him he'll give us some of that money? Wouldn't want to upset a potential donor with such deep pockets. 09922
Reposted by aran 🏳️⚧️Balthazaar Paine @balthazaarpaine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Either there's a factory churning out Nazi failsons or Andrew Giuliani, David Ellison and Eric Trump are all related. 2944474
Reposted by aran 🏳️⚧️Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"Modi arrests opposition leader" looks bad but you need to remember that the opposition leaders in India are constantly trying to get arrested while govts try their best not to fall for it because this is the inciting pattern to every major political shakeup we've had since the days of Gandhi 320414
Reposted by aran 🏳️⚧️molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 24/07/2023get along little doggie? no, get 2. 2887587
Reposted by aran 🏳️⚧️Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 07/10/2026just think: boycotting the Harry Potter show means hurting JK Rowling AND the Ellisons now 171870643
Reposted by aran 🏳️⚧️MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 06/10/2026NEWS: New York City just recorded the fewest shootings, shooting victims, and murders in recorded history through the first nine months of the year. Major crime is down 6.6% citywide, the largest year-to-date drop in 17 years, with declines in all five boroughs. 1/ 463196944733
Reposted by aran 🏳️⚧️Eris ⌬ @eriskii.net · 06/10/2026Claude give me the Vyvanse and estrogen make no mistakes do a breakthrough can u throw a little coke in too 1132640
Reposted by aran 🏳️⚧️REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026OH MY GOD HOLD ON IT'S A SNEAK PEAK 191093217
Reposted by aran 🏳️⚧️Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 06/10/2026He went to prison for wire fraud after he was caught making hush money payments to the woman he raped. He was never charged with rape, of course. And and his lawyers successfuly overturned his 45 year sentence by arguing the judge's own Christianity biased him against Bakker 3513
Reposted by aran 🏳️⚧️Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026Dennis Hastert was a predator who used his positions of power to not only cultivate targets to abuse, but then to bury those allegations via his TAXPAYER FUNDED POSITION; and he admitted his guilt only long after the statute of limitations had expired. And now he's dead. 010524
Reposted by aran 🏳️⚧️put trains in space @gunpowdertim.bsky.social · 05/10/2026oh, and a brilliant one from 2025 298690
Reposted by aran 🏳️⚧️put trains in space @gunpowdertim.bsky.social · 05/10/2026loved this one from the summer 2723112
Reposted by aran 🏳️⚧️fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 05/10/2026also, though not strictly the same class of post, this was the same tier 036213
Reposted by aran 🏳️⚧️Gavin (who is back in town) @11mmyjohns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I do probably 20-30 of these a week in a group chat and a lot of them are bad but some of them are good. I liked this one, about whether our friend Christian is going to play fantasy basketball this year 338714
Reposted by aran 🏳️⚧️Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites 29475771155
Reposted by aran 🏳️⚧️Annalee @flowerhorne.com · 05/10/2026Just because someone who is literally selling something makes extraordinary unfounded claims about it doesn't make it true You know this about vacuum cleaners; it's embarrassing that you can't hold it in your heads about computers 131173
Reposted by aran 🏳️⚧️Phil M 🦻🏼💚 🍉 🏳️⚧️ 🇵🇸 @phillm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026When they talk about reducing red tape, remember this image. 5428481093
aran 🏳️⚧️ @aranaya.bsky.social · 05/10/2026crowdfunding a ship in order to wedge it into the suez 161
Reposted by aran 🏳️⚧️The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Do you know how difficult it is to have a conversation with Helen Lewis and come out of it looking like the bigger dickhead? 37919
aran 🏳️⚧️ @aranaya.bsky.social · 05/10/2026static.klipy.comDavid Tennant: Wibbly-Wobbly Timey-WimeyAlt: David Tennant: Wibbly-Wobbly Timey-Wimey 010
Reposted by aran 🏳️⚧️David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026 31128063993
Reposted by aran 🏳️⚧️Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Fun fact: When I went to speak at Broadview while I was still under federal indictment, 3 VERY obvious Feds kept following me, trying to copy these people. They had riot shields that said “WE PROTECT US” and asked me conspiratorially if I “knew about the plan” which was totally real. Bro. (1/4) 361470259