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April Wolfe

@aprilwolfe.bsky.social
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Bette Davis eyes. Make movies. Comb cats. Michigandery. WGA. Book: BURY ME IN VEGAN LEATHER (Soho Press) May 2027

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April Wolfe @aprilwolfe.bsky.social · 6h
Oh they’re definitely going to pick their own narrator out of many fine choices I just know the voice should probably be within that type of range.
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April Wolfe @aprilwolfe.bsky.social · 9h
There is an incredible bakery in the underground mall by the venue and I don’t know its name but find it and buy everything.
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ushmel @ushmel.bsky.social · 10h
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April Wolfe @aprilwolfe.bsky.social · 9h
Steve Hilton whose campaign is TOTALLY NORMAL already.
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April Wolfe @aprilwolfe.bsky.social · 9h
Hes such a porridge brain that all this tells me is the last person he talked to shared intelligence that Iran was potentially targeting San Diego which wow not great
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April Wolfe @aprilwolfe.bsky.social · 12h
I'm sorry this is so funny. Like San Diego? Where wealthy California Republicans live? Where the naval base is? Okay, buddy!
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April Wolfe @aprilwolfe.bsky.social · 12h
I don't think getting rid of the frats stops all SA but it would certainly destroy a very visible mechanism of power imbalances, which has great ripple effects beyond school. So, yeah, abolish the Greek system it's fucking weird.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 15h
I bulldozed a 200 year old tree today. To clear the way for the border wall. It cracked like any tree does when you drive a big enough machine into it. They call it a grandmother tree I guess. People were screaming when it fell.
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Piper French @psfrench.bsky.social · 16h
I wrote about the race for city attorney in LA – where the likely frontrunner is a DSA-endorsed public interest attorney who wants to serve as "the people's lawyer." boltsmag.org/los-angeles-...
boltsmag.org
The Most Overlooked But Wide-Reaching Office on the Los Angeles Ballot - Bolts
In June, when Hydee Feldstein Soto became the first Los Angeles city attorney to lose a primary reelection race in nearly 100 years, her ouster put the spotlight on an... Read More
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April Wolfe @aprilwolfe.bsky.social · 16h
Uh, I think it would have to be a narrator in the vein of a Cristin Milioti or Hannah Einbinder, because it's deadpan millennial noir.
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April Wolfe @aprilwolfe.bsky.social · 17h
Got a deal for the audiobook version of my novel! And now I am eagerly awaiting who they're going to select as narrator. Book is voicey as hell so godspeed you poor narrators!
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April Wolfe @aprilwolfe.bsky.social · 17h
We'll set it up!
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April Wolfe @aprilwolfe.bsky.social · 17h
Podcast people: I'm going to have to guest on more shows in the next several months while I'm doing promotions for the book. My yeti mic from Switchblade Sisters crapped out on me. What easy mic should I get that won't be $$$?
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April Wolfe @aprilwolfe.bsky.social · 18h
It's a great product for anyone who doesn't want to hear the last three words of directions while they are navigating unfamiliar places.
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April Wolfe @aprilwolfe.bsky.social · 18h
Whoever decided that Google maps should replace the crystal clear robot voice for a more "realistic" ai voice with vocal fry can sleep six feet underground.
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Walker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 18h
NEW: October 17 marks a global event called “Origin,” focused on Earth regeneration. Rather than a movement to directly influence climate policy or polluting companies, Origin promises change through synchronized prayer and body movement. Behind it? A fossil fuel heiress and an anti-vaccine doctor
importantcontext.news
Exxon Heiress Aims to Regenerate the Earth With Spirituality
The great-granddaughter of one of America’s wealthiest oilmen has teamed up with an anti-vax doctor.
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April Wolfe @aprilwolfe.bsky.social · 18h
"Oh shit they're not gonna let us just take the oil."
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April Wolfe @aprilwolfe.bsky.social · 18h
This review of the Stop Making Sense blu ray is just rattling around in my head.
screenshot of an Amazon product review from C2CPILOT
5 stars Great entertainment

This is what entertainment should be about. Putting on a good show and singing good music. No statements or drama just entertainment!
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April Wolfe @aprilwolfe.bsky.social · 18h
It's wild they did absolutely nothing to lay the groundwork for the nuclear weapon angle before they started this dumb fucking war. Like that's 101 stuff for propaganda. Make the case first. Shooting their own dicks off with 100% accuracy.
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April Wolfe @aprilwolfe.bsky.social · 22h
Playoff baseball has really torn this family apart.
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April Wolfe @aprilwolfe.bsky.social · 22h
Hey folks is it good when you ask your 2yo about their nightmare and they sing the Liberty Biberty jingle?
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“The U.S. government is actively monitoring a suspected outbreak of the plague in Russia following the death of a 28-year-old lab worker who was reportedly infected after coming into contact with a broken test tube containing the pathogen.”
washingtonsun.com
U.S. Monitoring Reports of Russian Lab Worker’s Suspected Plague Death
The State Department called on Russian authorities to release “accurate information quickly and openly” about the developing situation.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bolsonaro Jr winning the Brazil election, or at least being in the drivers seat for the runoff, reminds me that the GOP can still prevail in the midterms even if it looks like they can’t possibly win
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April Wolfe @aprilwolfe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Let’s get her on the horn
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Abolish ICE.
Haitian Bridge Alliance President Guerline Jozef said that Pierre Damas Bel had complained of heat emanating from the ankle monitor and needing to wear a sock between the device and his leg to protect his skin. She said when Pierre Damas Bel brought those concerns to ICE at an appointment asking for it to be removed, they instead tightened the monitor, saying it should not be lose enough for a sock to fit underneath it.

This revelation was met with horrified gasps among those in the sanctuary.
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April Wolfe @aprilwolfe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Little Mermaid would have been better if Ariel were 40.
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April Wolfe @aprilwolfe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Might fuck around and watch The Keep again to feel high as hell.
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April Wolfe @aprilwolfe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If this happens… Jesus Christ don’t let this happen
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Alexander Chee @alexanderchee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This was wild to see. My first time writing for the screen. My thanks to Zoe Kazan for inviting me on this journey back in 2023, and my agent Jason Richman and everyone at @unitedtalentagency.bsky.social for their work on my behalf.
“Written for Television by ZOE KAZAN & ALEXANDER CHEE” in white letters against the black tv screen.A tv still of Mike Faist, Christopher Abbott and Florence Pugh. White text in a San serif font reads “This East of Eden, adapted primarily by Zoe Kazan-Alexander Chee co-wrote a key midseason episode-with Garth Davis directing, is rich, morally complex and packed with memorable performances."
Daniel Fienberg
The Hollywood Reporter
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Imagine uploading your kids photo to the thing they're using to make kiddie porn.
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April Wolfe @aprilwolfe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This just makes me think of the Long Beach gastroenterologist moonlighting as a powerful landlord evicting all the highland park tenants. I hate that guy with all the energy I can muster.
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Sergio Perez @sergioperez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pay more attention to the local wealthy in your communities - they also contribute to politicians near & far, and receive the benefits for their investments. I saw this during my stints fighting discrimination in lending across the country, & in my local anti-corruption work.
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April Wolfe @aprilwolfe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Still from the show Jury Duty: man with blond hair leans back on two crutches attached to the back of his pants. Yellow arrow points at them with text reading “Chair pants.”
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/10/2026
incredible news: we’re having the same arguments over and over for the rest of time
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April Wolfe @aprilwolfe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just realized that the 2,000-word essay I wrote on Donald Cammell's Demon Seed and "anonymous power" predicting the tech surveillance state is no longer available to read on the TIFF site. I feel like it should live somewhere? Does anyone want to publish it and let it live?
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If this is true it would literally end any other person's presidency. And for good reason.
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April Wolfe @aprilwolfe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
dear god yes give me trees and bus shelters
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Autumn @autumnweather.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lol wow
Described with the subtlety of a brick as “MELANIE (40), a fat blue-hair,” the woman, blasting NPR, revs up again and fatally hits ICE agent “Juan” with her car. Then his ICE partner, “Mike,” shoots her in a justifiable killing.

Melanie reacts to the drawn gun with panic...

She MASHES on the gas as she throws the car into reverse, accidentally SLAMMING Juan out of the way. He goes flying into the gutter, bleeding...

And as the car reverses, Mike FIRES TWICE through the

windshield...

The first shot takes the [sic] Melanie in the neck, below her covid

mask. The second in the head, above her covid mask.

Blood SPLATTERS on her PASSENGER’s (40s, female, overweight)
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April Wolfe @aprilwolfe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes! Finally. I was looking specifically for the Joseph Jacobs version. Thanks!
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April Wolfe @aprilwolfe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Any British literature people here? I had a tab open to a long poem when my laptop crashed out and now I can't find it. It's from the Victorian era I think. It's about this mom and dad who both die and leave the two children to their uncle who murders them for the inheritance. Anyone know the title?
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Bumblejack @bumblejack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One cop accidentally recorded himself talking to a 17yo he stalked using flock/databases trying to show her a dead body to impress her and hitting on her. The other used flock/databases 381+ times to look up a woman he wanted to date who is 20+yrs younger than him. www.youtube.com/live/IkLoy1x...
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LIVE: 2 Pinellas County deputies arrested
YouTube video by FOX 13 Tampa Bay
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The Quietus @thequietus.com · 02/10/2026
'Franco-Iranian artist Hassan K. had Iran very much on his mind during the creation of Gharbzadeh. Its clash of styles therefore feels deliberate and pointed, but it’s also thrillingly energetic.' Hassan K - Gharbzadeh #FrenchMusic for September buff.ly/2qaF2Q3
Hassan K - Gharbzadeh album cover. Colourful illustration of a stylised indoor courtyard where cloaked figures sit on patterned rugs to share tea, play a lute, and tend cats and small animals around a central fountain, framed by arched niche windows and decorative tiles.
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Wendy C. Ortiz @wendyortiz.com · 02/10/2026
Between reading The Empire of AI and now reading The Nerd Reich, it’s become even harder to talk with people irl about the harms of ai and its batshit creators and promoters without shouting and breaking things 😇
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Stephen Wolf @stephenwolf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
NEW: The 2026 elections in most states will decide which party runs elections heading into 2028 (see map). We detail how Democrats could hold or gain this power in 14 potentially competitive states—and form a bulwark against MAGA subverting the 2028 elections www.the-downballot.com/p/voters-can...
Map of the United States titled "2026 Elections That Will Decide Which Party Runs Elections," with the subtitle "Includes secretaries of state and other elected offices where relevant." Source: The Downballot. States are colored by incumbent party.

Democratic (blue), 14 states: Arizona, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Nevada, New Mexico, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, and Vermont.

Republican (red), 18 states: Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Nebraska, New Hampshire, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, South Carolina, South Dakota, Texas, and Wyoming.

Bipartisan (yellow), 4 states: Hawaii, Illinois, New York, and Wisconsin.
Not up in 2026 (gray), 14 states: Delaware, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, New Jersey, North Carolina, Oregon, Tennessee, Utah, Virginia, Washington, and West Virginia.

Footnotes: Illinois and Wisconsin have Democratic secretaries of state who do not run elections. Pennsylvania's Democratic governor appointed a Republican who typically aligns with Democrats.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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Brian Merchant @bcmerchant.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
xAI employee leak Trump's chat logs with Grok challenge
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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April Wolfe @aprilwolfe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Subjected myself to the entire Time interview with Trump and my eyes are bleeding
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April Wolfe @aprilwolfe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Quick question: what the fuck?
But they also said I don't have to trade with countries, so they're willing to stop a tariff-maybe a small one-but they're willing. Just think of it; they tell you to stop tariffing even small numbers, but you have the right to stop trading with a country.
Think of that; it's ridiculous. It's a terrible decision for our country. Do you know if they would have written one clause: Any money paid does not have to be paid. I took in hundreds of billions of dollars. We have to write it back, giving it back to people that were enemies of ours. You would have thought they would have done something about that. Give back hundreds of billions of dollars. I have other forms of tariffs I can have. I just got a tariff from Lindsey Graham. Lindsey Graham, first time in 50 years. But, I think, I think it's a shame. I think what the Supreme Court did is an absolute crying shame.
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April Wolfe @aprilwolfe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Waiting for the double feature of F is for Fake and You Can See Everything.
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