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Chuboh @chuboh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The Three Stooges canonically sleep together nude in the same bed
The Three Stooges all nude in the same bed, with Moe and Curly arguing over who is snoring while an extremely twinkish Larry sleeps peacefully next to them
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
It has come to my attention that some people, less versed in APILN lore, do not know about Ron, who was innocent. Here you go:
metro.co.uk
Elderly couple refuse to pay bill in TV porn row
An elderly couple who were billed for pay-per-view porn films they claim were never ordered insist they are ‘not paying a penny’.
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
In the immortal words of Bruce Forsyth: "HERE KITTY KITTY!" #NiceThings
bbc.co.uk
Deaf cat who hitched ride in van in Nottingham is found
Dobby is reunited with his family in The Meadows after weeks missing in Carlton.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
A beautiful family. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Black-and-white photo of two older light skinned women who are posing with a shorthaired tabby cat that is held up between them. They seem to be inside with a tinsel covered Christmas tree behind them on the left. the photo was taken just perfectly so that the tabby is the most crisp and properly exposed element in the entire image.
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
EPIC compoface, no notes “Woman misses Benidorm trip as passport did not meet EU rules” www.eadt.co.uk/news/2608303...
Two women looking sad outside a Starbucks.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
A rustic kitty display. Photo from my collection, no date/info. 🪜
Black and white photo of three shorthaired cats sitting on different rungs of a wooden ladder that is leaning against a clapboard building. A fourth cat is walking from the ladder toward the camera.
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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Beano #584, December 5, 1953
Buster, bedridden and infirm with some horrible 1950s British sickness, attempts to lift his spirits by playing his comically oversized horn while Biffo winks at the reader and pours a huge jug of Castor Oil into the top, turning the Instrument of Musical Delight into a Funnel of Diarrhoeic Torment.
BIFFO: There's nothing like music for making you fit!
BUSTER: I'll play a nice happy tune now.
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Nasty business in Sheffield, but this is one perfectly timed photo.
Picture of a crime scene in Sheffield. There is a guilty looking cat in the foreground.
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I. AM. SMOKING. A. FAG.
Kim Jong Un on a ski lift in 2013, smoking a fag.
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Message from Henry, our cat: “I feel seen”
m.independent.ie
Thieving cat who raided woman’s kitchen sent packing with Post-It note message for owner; ‘You owe me a chicken’
A thieving moggy who raided a woman’s kitchen in Cork this week was sent packing with a message for his owner on a Post-it note stuck to his collar: “You owe me a chicken.”
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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Beano #526, August 16, 1952
Onlookers simultaneously panic and cheer wildly as Biffo balances on a tightrope with his tongue while gripping a parasol between his feet. One must be careful not to think too deeply upon where the rest of the parasol's handle has gone.
ONLOOKER: I can't look!
ANOTHER ONLOOKER: Stop him, somebody!
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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Beano #757, January 19, 1957
Buster opens Biffo's door to see what is on the TV, causing Biffo to fall over upside-down and glassy-eyed.
BUSTER: What's on the TV, Biffo?
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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Beano #651, January 8, 1955
Biffo attempts to cure Buster's toothache by tying one end of a string to the tooth and the other end to a rocket that is scheduled to take a test flight to the moon later that afternoon.
BIFFO: When the rocket goes off, it will take your bad tooth up to the moon!
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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Beano #340, July 24, 1948
An Alfred E. Neuman-esque ice cream vendor kicks Biffo in the stomach. His famous motto "Stop Me and Buy One" was obviously a trick intended to lure the hapless Biffo in for a good stomach-kicking, and it paid off in spades!
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Entertainment center. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
black and white photo of a shorthaired tabby cat quietly watching a fish tank. the photo has a hazy, dream-like quality.
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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Beano #1078, March 16, 1963
Biffo salutes his Limp-Wristed Doppelganger through the window. The Limp-Wristed Doppelganger expresses his disappointment.
BIFFO'S LIMP-WRISTED DOPPELGANGER: Aw, nuts!
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
We don’t do court reports, but we’re sad to report that Kevin out off of the Home Alone movies grew up and became a wrong’un.
bbc.co.uk
Barnsley man who laid 'Home Alone' style traps at drug den jailed
Ian Claughton, 60, fortified his home with tripwires, home-made pipe bombs and a flamethrower.
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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Beano #577, August 8, 1953
Biffo creeps outside Buster's window, where he has drilled a hole in the wall and stuck a pipe and hose attached to a vacuum cleaner. Buster notices the hole and gets a very curious look on his face as he emanates a question mark from his brain.
BIFFO: He's seen the hole in his wall. Now I'll switch on my extra powerful vacuum.
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AnnK @agentannk.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Me:
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Bengineering @bengineeringtv.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
If there's a single TMNT moment I could have immortalized on an MTG card it would be this:
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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Beano #1198, July 3, 1965
Biffo staggers around his bathroom groping for a towel as he has been blinded by thick white goop spattered all over his face.
BIFFO: Where's the towel?
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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
The Beano Book 1961
Biffo gets a job selling newspapers and joyfully announces a measles epidemic spreading uncontrollably through Beanotown, to the delight of the townsfolk.
BIFFO: A hundred cases of measles in town!
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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Beano #1826, July 16, 1977
Biffo is held at finger-gunpoint and insulted by a tall, trenchcoat-clad doppelganger.
TRENCHCOAT-CLAD DOPPELGANGER: Right-- You've got knock knees, squint eyes, a hairy face and you're as ugly as plug!
BIFFO: Wh-what?
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Happy tenth anniversary to photographer Joel Goodman’s classic image which by rights should be hanging in the Louvre.
Manchester, 31 Dec 2015. Chaos in the streets.
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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Beano #597, December 26, 1953
Biffo and Buster gleefully lick mashed potatoes off the wall at their Christmas party.
BUSTER: Ah, well, it's still a Xmas dinner-- Even if we have to eat it off the wall!
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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Dandy Special Library Cartoon Book #29
Biffo looks extremely embarrassed and guilty as he picks detritus from between his teeth with a long toothpick.
BIFFO: It's terrible when you get bits of peanut stuck in your teeth.
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Please may we culturally appropriate the Icelandic Christmas Cat?
Facebook post:


In Icelandic folklore Jólakötturinn, the Yule Cat, comes to eat those who do not wear their new clothes for Christmas. In this image, you can see somebody did not put on their new Christmas sweater. Or perhaps even more unfortunately, no one got them one!
Jólakötturinn is huge, as big as if not bigger than a house, and only comes around for Christmas.
Some say Jólakötturr (as sometimes shortened) is the pet of the a family of trolls known as the Yule Lads who are Santa's helpers in Iceland. It's also said that he has a particular taste for ungrateful children.

Picture shows a fucking great black cat with glowing eyes, towering over a house. 

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/16W6TzDwtW/?mibextid=wwXIfr
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bogs @bogswallop.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
New Tomb Raider eh?
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bogs @bogswallop.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
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AnnK @agentannk.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Stop the press!!
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AnnK @agentannk.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
You're the best looking guy here." :>
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James Turner @james.loadingreadyrun.com · 31/08/2025
Aaaaaand that’s Halloween sorted.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Patiently waiting for bird videos to be invented. Photo from my collection, 1956.

Black and white photo of a scruffy little longhaired tuxedo tabby kitten, it looks ginger to me. It is sitting close in front of an enormous old television set with its head turned back toward the camera as if waiting for someone to turn the tv on. This is taking place in a living room type setting, the kitten sitting on a throw rug on a wooden floor.
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Boids @boidscomic.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
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Jeff Berardelli @weatherprof.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Imagine a lightning flash from Miami to Pensacola!?! Impossible right? Nope! A few days ago the World Meteorological Organization (WMO) certified a 515 mile lightning flash! It spanned from Kansas City to Dallas in 2017. A new World record! 1/
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
She beat Garry Kasparov four times but he paid the mainstream media to cover it up. Photo from my collection, no date. ♟️
Color photo, somewhat discolored with age, of a long-haired tabby kitten standing in the middle of a wooden chess board and it seems to have knocked over most of the white pieces. It looks up brightly at the camera as if caught in the act.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
This is… comfortable?
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
DRAINSPOTTING
manchestereveningnews.co.uk
Man dubbed 'The Drainspotter' spends 30 hours a month searching for drains
He has banded together with a group of fellow drain-lovers to create the 'Manchester Manhole Collective'
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
A woman asks a clerk "do you have cards for things you said during a mental breakdown?" The clerk gestures toward the card rack and says "right this way, ma'am!" She holds up a flowery card with mixed cursive and block lettering font that says "Sorry for calling you "Pathetic" during my episode." She marvels "wow, there are so many of these. And in such variety!" The clerk says "people are not doing well."
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Li Chen @exocomics.com · 21/04/2025
happy easter everybody 🥚
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
4-panel comic by War and Peas about the cookie monster. Panel 1: A confused blue monster sits in a computer class for seniors and says, “I clicked accept all cookies!” Panel 2: It looks angry, pounding on the keyboard and yelling, “Where are my fucking cookies!” Panel 3: A nervous instructor says, “Ehm, hehe. We covered that last week, sir.” Panel 4: The monster roars “RAAAAAH!!” and starts destroying the classroom. The instructor holds a phone in his hands and says, “We’re gonna need security in here again.”
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Been watching Sumo wrestling and I feel very old because there are Sumo wrestlers now that were born after 9/11. Zoomer Sumos.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
2047. A man enter his futuristic home to a partner sporting a mohawk and studded collar, drooling while using a VR headset. The man says "the phosphoric rain is really bad today..." He turns around and shows the damage to his attire "it nearly ate through my hyper hazmat suit..." he continues. His partner lifts his goggles up and says "all we ever talk about is the weather..." He look worried and asks "are we a boring couple?"
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Li Chen @exocomics.com · 18/03/2025
the shower
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
A man cums on himself and says "ah, that was a fine wank." He rings a little bell and says "Oh... Cum butler!" The cum butler cums and asks "would master care for an afterwank squeegee?" The man gives thethumbs up and says please!." As the cum butler squeegees away, the man says "you are absolutely worth the 135,000 Euros a year." The cum butler says "very good, sir."
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Graham Stark @graham.loadingreadyrun.com · 16/01/2025
A photo of a young David Lynch sitting on a couch with five Woody Woodpecker dolls, and the following text:

David Lynch is recalling a day in 1981 when, he says, he "rescued" five Woody Woodpecker toys that he saw hanging up as he drove past a petrol station.

"I screech on the brakes, I do a U-turn, go back and I buy them and I save their lives," he says seriously. "I named them Chucko, Buster, Pete, Bob and Dan and they were my boys and they were in my office. They were my dear friends for a while but certain traits started coming out and they became not so nice."

Looking straight ahead he says with a grim finality: "They are not in my life anymore."
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Yeah, well it's been Christmas.
Multipupose store selling mops, cleaning essentials and so on called "Shefat"
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bogs @bogswallop.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Lumps
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Who was in charge of font spacing for this episode of MR. ED?
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
A man handles a small tray with some lines of cocaine on it and says "leaving some nice lines out for 1976 David Bowie." The lines are placed in front of the chimney. Overnight the Thin White Duke himself emerges from the chimney. In the morning, the men check the tray to find it bare. One says "all the lines are gone!" Another says "He IS Real"
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