Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 3hHa! Does this mean Isabel el Oakshott was right all along and has inside information? 🥴 020
Reposted by MirandaHenry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 13hUK: 2036 "Below ground, the black market in kimchi thrives. After dark, we move in tunnels from safe house to safe house, to visit underground Wordle syndicates, oat milk speakeasies and covert reformer pilates classes." www.thenewworld.co.uk/henry-morris...thenewworld.co.ukWelcome to Britain in 2036: Lee Anderson is PM, and he’s outlawed avocadosThe Channel Tunnel has been bricked up, only speakeasies sell oat milk… but there’s still a glimmer of hope 14710
Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 23hwww.ft.com/content/5e81...ft.comSix takeaways from Andy Burnham’s conference speechEurope and electoral reform among PM’s key proposals but many will be tackled after the next general election 030
Reposted by MirandaNKBTN @nkbtn.bsky.social · 23hFucking hell. Andy Burnham's labour conference speech is actually rather good, despite the people dunking on Ian Dunt. Proper old-school Labour stuff, council houses, renationalising water and energy (sort of), plus finally decoupling gas and electricity prices. Devil's going to be in the details 132
Reposted by MirandaParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Join me on GB News where I will be lying about what Andy Burnham said, pretending to give a shit about pensioners and definitely not mentioning any £5m gifts, illegal donations or police investigations. 331374384
Reposted by MirandaJames O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It never stops being important that, no matter what the subject, politicians like Farage, Trump & Rubio are entirely untethered from the most basic requirements of honest discourse. They might turn out to be telling the truth sometimes but only ever in the spirit of stopped clocks. 491351245
Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Really depends on tangible progress to be made before the next election, and preferably an Exit tax announced with immediate effect in the next budget. 030
Reposted by MirandaParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Andy Burnham is coming for your pension! By... er... increasing it by slightly less. Whereas Reform will scrap it completely. 24934352
Reposted by MirandaAsh Oro @ashoro.co.uk · 28/09/2026Well who would have guessed it? Not only is #Trump a leading world expert on #TheHormuzCrisis and it's effects on global trade, he is also an expert on UK law and process. Despite not even knowing how the laws and constitution of the USA work. The man is a stone-cold genius. 6468
Reposted by MirandaParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The fact that the Fairford suspects are all British Nationals proves nothing. I’m a British National and look at the damage I’ve already caused to the UK. 271472275
Reposted by MirandaThe Bear @bearlypolitics.co.uk · 28/09/2026Well, well, well - if it isn’t the consequences of our own actions. It would appear that migrants are not, in fact, the fiscal drain we’ve been told they are by years if we go by the £4bn to £6.5bn shortfall that’s been caused by the precipitous drop in numbers under this government. Funny that. 391002413
Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026substack.com/@karen3333/n...substack.comKayEmm (@karen3333)Well said, Graham Norton. So true. 084
Reposted by MirandaThe Bear @bearlypolitics.co.uk · 27/09/2026God, they really are out in full force aren’t they. It’s almost as though there’s £72m worth of bots flooding all parts of the internet suddenly. How very queer. 712625
Reposted by MirandaSue Wilson MBE @suewilson91.bsky.social · 22/09/2026So fed up with maybes, hints & innuendos. Surely it's time for plain speaking, honesty & transparency when the future of our country/economy is at stake. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...independent.co.ukBurnham refuses to rule out rejoining EUIt comes as the prime minister prepares to tell world leaders in New York that Britain is entering a new era after Brexit ‘turbulence’ 179128
Reposted by MirandaParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I know the next election is not until 2029, but quite frankly I'll do anything to avoid going to either Parliament or Clacton and doing the actual job I'm paid £98,000 to do. 34546135
Reposted by MirandaBrian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Today’s poem is called ‘The Grammar Police’. 1131178
Reposted by MirandaLemon Drivel @lemondrivel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It’s the BCP Collect for the 25th Sunday after Trinity 131
Reposted by MirandaAlastair McGowan @alastairmcgowan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It was inevitable that a party built on disinformation and propaganda would include people who might eventually go 'Wait... What?!' 1142
Reposted by MirandaIn Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes. 329184493847
Reposted by MirandaSupertanskiii @supertanskiiii.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Danny Tommo tries to look well 'ard but always ends up looking like Frank Spencer. A deep dive into the comically hapless Tommo, his "Christian Army", the endless crowdfunding and the gaggle of bells supporting him. Spoiler: This is FULL of pisstaking. youtu.be/K5-56mveR9syoutu.beDanny Tommo: The Far Right Frank Spencer YouTube video by Supertanskiii 27390121
Reposted by MirandaParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"Dear Diary, I'm still furious about Burnham's plan to tackle disinformation. Doesn't he know that one man's disinformation is another man's essential stream of bollocks and lies to spread hatred and division in order to fuel his rise to power?" 281604434
Reposted by MirandaBladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Lets cut Welfare to fund Defence. Here's the top claimants we need to deal with. Amazon, Google, Starbucks, Meta, Apple, Shell, BP, Vodafone... All these companies pay ZERO tax in most if not all year's. They should be paying tens of billions. End this unaffordable Welfare. 6462162
Reposted by MirandaParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If you have a few minutes to spare this weekend, do check out the latest entry in Nigel's Notebook, on why it's our patriotic duty to defend Russian disinformation. Subscribe for free to get these straight to your inbox. parodypm.substack.com/p/big-burnha... 6436135
Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I see the Genoese have appropriated are Engerlish flag. @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social 060
Reposted by MirandaSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Our Danny Who art in prison Racist be thy name Thy balaclava come Thy will be done In ports as it is on dinghies Give us this day Our daily funding & forgive us our racism as we intimidate those who speak against us & lead us all into aggravation But deliver us from being civil. 🙏 48748239
Reposted by MirandaParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I’d like to thank everyone on Twitter who has spoken out to denounce Andy Burnham’s move to tackle misinformation. The fact that all the Russian bots are saying exactly the same thing is pure coincidence. 7920165
Reposted by MirandaParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Just me saying that any effort to tackle misinformation must be an attack on Reform, thereby admitting that Reform are helping Russia to spread far right narratives and create dissent and unrest. 701384432
Reposted by MirandaParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Spare a thought for poor Danny Tommo, who is facing a possible custodial sentence after filming himself committing several serious offences then helpfully uploading it for all to see. Gullible suckers are invited to donate to his gak fund. 51982197
Reposted by MirandaParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Don't worry Jess, once Reform are in power you will have no employment rights at all, which should make the process of sacking you much simpler and less upsetting. 😁 551142233
Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Glad to hear old Carol has been remembered and that she’s having a pagan send off. We Plough the Fields etc and All Things Bright and Beautiful would have been not her. #TheArchers 090
Reposted by MirandaLarry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Things that aren't patriotic: - Racism - Moving abroad for tax purposes Things that are patriotic: - A love and sense of duty to your country, including paying taxes that contribute to it 362851519
Reposted by MirandaDan Snow @thehistoryguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026England is a made up thing. It has no basis in the ineluctable laws of nature. Its extent is defined by Edward II getting his arse handed to him. Athelstan conquering York. The Welsh of Cumbria were incorporated, the Welsh of Gwynedd were not. It is a political idea, an aspiration - not taxonomy. 761730492
Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I had some friends of friends staying last weekend. They live in Hanbury, in what they described as Mrs Antrobus’ house. #TheArchers 140
Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026www.theguardian.com/politics/202...theguardian.comThinktank linked to Reform UK calls for abolition of state pension‘Radical’ report likely to influence party’s platform also proposes abolishing inheritance and capital gains taxes 322
Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026He’s as self obsessed as many in #TheArchers family. Is Chris Mason in any way related to them? Did he train at The Borchester Echo? 042
Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026If Plop is worried about children’s behaviour, how will she cope with the recent behavioural flare ups of both her father and uncle? #TheArchers 061
Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 23/09/202610.00 and continuity on #R4 announces Amber is x days overdue #TheArchers I wonder how many listeners wonder WTF was that about? 🤣😂 170
Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Indeed. Didn’t Roof and Neil live like this when they came to Ambridge ? The Snells clearly enjoyed the company of Khalil as a younger person visiting their home. Perhaps they need a permanent one? #TheArchers www.gov.uk/rent-room-in...gov.ukRent a room in your homeRenting a room in your home out - Rent a Room Scheme, types of tenancy or licence, rent, bills, tax and ending a letting 2190
Reposted by MirandaJames O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This guy… BTW annual subscription is currently £20 (instead of £79.99). And you get the whole paper for that, not just me! Offer ends September 30th. liveapp.inews.co.uk/category/477...liveapp.inews.co.ukBillionaire Jim Ratcliffe should keep Britain’s name out of his mouthJames O’Brien: The tax exile knows a thing or two about chemical companies – but that doesn’t mean his other opinions are valuable 046593
Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026So Lynda wants to put in an offer on the pop up perfect house. How soon will Ambridge Hall sell? If they don’t need to sell it in order to buy the other one, do they need to move? #TheArchers 7120
Reposted by MirandaParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I promise that Reform will never give donors big government contracts or peerages. Because they are quite happy with what we have already promised them - massive tax cuts for the crypto billionaires and increased use of fossil fuels for the climate change deniers. 836373
Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Where is this des res Lynda and Robert are viewing? #TheArchers 350
Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026What does Plop know about “Lovely, sophisticated occasions”? #TheArchers 1100
Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026A dear neighbour has found a key to get my dad’s long service clock going, and it dings every 4 or 7 minutes 🤣🤫 0110