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Miranda

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#TheArchers, spaniels, food, gardens, humour, books and astute reasonable political comments😉 Not here for dating, financial opportunities etc.

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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 3h
Ha! Does this mean Isabel el Oakshott was right all along and has inside information? 🥴
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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 13h
UK: 2036 "Below ground, the black market in kimchi thrives. After dark, we move in tunnels from safe house to safe house, to visit underground Wordle syndicates, oat milk speakeasies and covert reformer pilates classes." www.thenewworld.co.uk/henry-morris...
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Welcome to Britain in 2036: Lee Anderson is PM, and he’s outlawed avocados
The Channel Tunnel has been bricked up, only speakeasies sell oat milk… but there’s still a glimmer of hope
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 23h
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Six takeaways from Andy Burnham’s conference speech
Europe and electoral reform among PM’s key proposals but many will be tackled after the next general election
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NKBTN @nkbtn.bsky.social · 23h
Fucking hell. Andy Burnham's labour conference speech is actually rather good, despite the people dunking on Ian Dunt. Proper old-school Labour stuff, council houses, renationalising water and energy (sort of), plus finally decoupling gas and electricity prices. Devil's going to be in the details
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Join me on GB News where I will be lying about what Andy Burnham said, pretending to give a shit about pensioners and definitely not mentioning any £5m gifts, illegal donations or police investigations.
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It never stops being important that, no matter what the subject, politicians like Farage, Trump & Rubio are entirely untethered from the most basic requirements of honest discourse. They might turn out to be telling the truth sometimes but only ever in the spirit of stopped clocks.
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Really depends on tangible progress to be made before the next election, and preferably an Exit tax announced with immediate effect in the next budget.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Andy Burnham is coming for your pension! By... er... increasing it by slightly less. Whereas Reform will scrap it completely.
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Ash Oro @ashoro.co.uk · 28/09/2026
Well who would have guessed it? Not only is #Trump a leading world expert on #TheHormuzCrisis and it's effects on global trade, he is also an expert on UK law and process. Despite not even knowing how the laws and constitution of the USA work. The man is a stone-cold genius.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The fact that the Fairford suspects are all British Nationals proves nothing. I’m a British National and look at the damage I’ve already caused to the UK.
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The Bear @bearlypolitics.co.uk · 28/09/2026
Well, well, well - if it isn’t the consequences of our own actions. It would appear that migrants are not, in fact, the fiscal drain we’ve been told they are by years if we go by the £4bn to £6.5bn shortfall that’s been caused by the precipitous drop in numbers under this government. Funny that.
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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KayEmm (@karen3333)
Well said, Graham Norton. So true.
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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The Bear @bearlypolitics.co.uk · 27/09/2026
God, they really are out in full force aren’t they. It’s almost as though there’s £72m worth of bots flooding all parts of the internet suddenly. How very queer.
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Sue Wilson MBE @suewilson91.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So fed up with maybes, hints & innuendos. Surely it's time for plain speaking, honesty & transparency when the future of our country/economy is at stake. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
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Burnham refuses to rule out rejoining EU
It comes as the prime minister prepares to tell world leaders in New York that Britain is entering a new era after Brexit ‘turbulence’
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I know the next election is not until 2029, but quite frankly I'll do anything to avoid going to either Parliament or Clacton and doing the actual job I'm paid £98,000 to do.
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Today’s poem is called ‘The Grammar Police’.
Today’s poem is called ‘The Grammar Police’.
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Lemon Drivel @lemondrivel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s the BCP Collect for the 25th Sunday after Trinity
STIR up, we beseech thee, O Lord, the wills of thy faithful people; that they, plenteously bringing forth the fruit of good works, may of thee be plenteously rewarded; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.
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Alastair McGowan @alastairmcgowan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It was inevitable that a party built on disinformation and propaganda would include people who might eventually go 'Wait... What?!'
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Supertanskiii @supertanskiiii.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Danny Tommo tries to look well 'ard but always ends up looking like Frank Spencer. A deep dive into the comically hapless Tommo, his "Christian Army", the endless crowdfunding and the gaggle of bells supporting him. Spoiler: This is FULL of pisstaking. youtu.be/K5-56mveR9s
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Danny Tommo: The Far Right Frank Spencer
YouTube video by Supertanskiii
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Dear Diary, I'm still furious about Burnham's plan to tackle disinformation. Doesn't he know that one man's disinformation is another man's essential stream of bollocks and lies to spread hatred and division in order to fuel his rise to power?"
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Lets cut Welfare to fund Defence. Here's the top claimants we need to deal with. Amazon, Google, Starbucks, Meta, Apple, Shell, BP, Vodafone... All these companies pay ZERO tax in most if not all year's. They should be paying tens of billions. End this unaffordable Welfare.
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@parodypm.bsky.social
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you have a few minutes to spare this weekend, do check out the latest entry in Nigel's Notebook, on why it's our patriotic duty to defend Russian disinformation. Subscribe for free to get these straight to your inbox. parodypm.substack.com/p/big-burnha...
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I see the Genoese have appropriated are Engerlish flag. @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Private Eye:
London Fascist
Week begins
YES, it's that time again when the Fascism scene returns to London and this year black is very much in vogue.
Our models are sporting trademark black shirts twinned with black shorts and the very latest in balaclava chic.
The models sashayed through
London to the Daily Mail offices where they showed off the best of British Fascism for the World to see. A leading Fascism designer says, "You'll see this great new totally unthreatening look everywhere - Portsmouth, Dover, London. It's coming to a town near you soon, and we know where you live!"
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nurse, nurse Liz needs her meds.
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Sir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Our Danny Who art in prison Racist be thy name Thy balaclava come Thy will be done In ports as it is on dinghies Give us this day Our daily funding & forgive us our racism as we intimidate those who speak against us & lead us all into aggravation But deliver us from being civil. 🙏
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’d like to thank everyone on Twitter who has spoken out to denounce Andy Burnham’s move to tackle misinformation. The fact that all the Russian bots are saying exactly the same thing is pure coincidence.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just me saying that any effort to tackle misinformation must be an attack on Reform, thereby admitting that Reform are helping Russia to spread far right narratives and create dissent and unrest.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Spare a thought for poor Danny Tommo, who is facing a possible custodial sentence after filming himself committing several serious offences then helpfully uploading it for all to see. Gullible suckers are invited to donate to his gak fund.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don't worry Jess, once Reform are in power you will have no employment rights at all, which should make the process of sacking you much simpler and less upsetting. 😁
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Glad to hear old Carol has been remembered and that she’s having a pagan send off. We Plough the Fields etc and All Things Bright and Beautiful would have been not her. #TheArchers
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Things that aren't patriotic: - Racism - Moving abroad for tax purposes Things that are patriotic: - A love and sense of duty to your country, including paying taxes that contribute to it
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Dan Snow @thehistoryguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
England is a made up thing. It has no basis in the ineluctable laws of nature. Its extent is defined by Edward II getting his arse handed to him. Athelstan conquering York. The Welsh of Cumbria were incorporated, the Welsh of Gwynedd were not. It is a political idea, an aspiration - not taxonomy.
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I had some friends of friends staying last weekend. They live in Hanbury, in what they described as Mrs Antrobus’ house. #TheArchers
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Thinktank linked to Reform UK calls for abolition of state pension
‘Radical’ report likely to influence party’s platform also proposes abolishing inheritance and capital gains taxes
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He’s as self obsessed as many in #TheArchers family. Is Chris Mason in any way related to them? Did he train at The Borchester Echo?
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If Plop is worried about children’s behaviour, how will she cope with the recent behavioural flare ups of both her father and uncle? #TheArchers
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
10.00 and continuity on #R4 announces Amber is x days overdue #TheArchers I wonder how many listeners wonder WTF was that about? 🤣😂
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Indeed. Didn’t Roof and Neil live like this when they came to Ambridge ? The Snells clearly enjoyed the company of Khalil as a younger person visiting their home. Perhaps they need a permanent one? #TheArchers www.gov.uk/rent-room-in...
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Rent a room in your home
Renting a room in your home out - Rent a Room Scheme, types of tenancy or licence, rent, bills, tax and ending a letting
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This guy… BTW annual subscription is currently £20 (instead of £79.99). And you get the whole paper for that, not just me! Offer ends September 30th. liveapp.inews.co.uk/category/477...
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Billionaire Jim Ratcliffe should keep Britain’s name out of his mouth
James O’Brien: The tax exile knows a thing or two about chemical companies – but that doesn’t mean his other opinions are valuable
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So Lynda wants to put in an offer on the pop up perfect house. How soon will Ambridge Hall sell? If they don’t need to sell it in order to buy the other one, do they need to move? #TheArchers
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I promise that Reform will never give donors big government contracts or peerages. Because they are quite happy with what we have already promised them - massive tax cuts for the crypto billionaires and increased use of fossil fuels for the climate change deniers.
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Where is this des res Lynda and Robert are viewing? #TheArchers
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What does Plop know about “Lovely, sophisticated occasions”? #TheArchers
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A dear neighbour has found a key to get my dad’s long service clock going, and it dings every 4 or 7 minutes 🤣🤫
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Waiting for toast, and there was no more.
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