Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 3hPerhaps she should “Do her own research” about the Beckhams? #TheArchers 030
Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 4hA date with Fireman Sam ( Italian version) might sort it for many 🤣 010
Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 4hOr near to a church and complain about the bells, or close to a working farm and complain about cattle/sheep smell and noise, or grain driers, and tractors and trailers at harvest. #TheArchers 010
Reposted by MirandaParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 4h"I should just point out that we don't have any Lib Dems on the panel as they only have 71 MPs, but Suella Braverman is here because Reform have 8 MPs" 691389456
Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 8hWas thinking the same earlier today. Not a supporter of capital punishment ( although some recent whole life sentences in the UK on a costs benefits analysis make me wonder). 020
Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 16hHoping the Standards Committee report is published before he rinses and repeats his Brexit con on the electorate. 3163
Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I hope so, and I’ll judge by actions and results before the next election. Time and Tide wait for no man. 010
Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Haven’t heard an episode since last Thursday. #TheArchers 230
Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Nope never.static.klipy.comShirley Temple's Infectious LaughALT: Shirley Temple's Infectious Laugh 110
Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Absolutely nothing. Believe - just like a slight majority who showed up to vote on Brexit. And that worked out so well 🙄🤷♀️static.klipy.comBelieve MotivationALT: Believe Motivation 030
Reposted by MirandaAdam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Kemi Badenoch condemned Reform's ban on critical journalists covering their conference as "authoritarian", saying her own party would never do the same as "we believe in free speech. We believe in a free press." Now the Conservatives have banned Byline Times from their conferencebylinetimes.comKemi Badenoch's Conservatives Ban Byline Times From Conference After Condemning Reform for Journalist BanThe ban comes just weeks after the Conservative leader called Reform's barring of critical journalists from their conference an "authoritarian" attack on the free press 641046529
Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Absolutely true that she never makes gaffs then? 🤔🤣 000
Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This really reminded me of a terrier I had 40 years ago. 😁😢 100
Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A plan and a list ( and plans B-G) are essential life tools IMO 🤓😁 010
Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Looks like their pants are on fire. Have they been telling gammony porkies? 060
Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Ha! Does this mean Isabel el Oakshott was right all along and has inside information? 🥴 120
Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I think there’s an organisation working tirelessly under that name. Good programme made by them recently on Waxy-Lemmon hopenothate.org.ukhopenothate.org.ukHOPE not hateResearching, Campaigning, and Supporting Communities to build HOPE and oppose far right extremism. 110
Reposted by MirandaHenry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 30/09/2026UK: 2036 "Below ground, the black market in kimchi thrives. After dark, we move in tunnels from safe house to safe house, to visit underground Wordle syndicates, oat milk speakeasies and covert reformer pilates classes." www.thenewworld.co.uk/henry-morris...thenewworld.co.ukWelcome to Britain in 2036: Lee Anderson is PM, and he’s outlawed avocadosThe Channel Tunnel has been bricked up, only speakeasies sell oat milk… but there’s still a glimmer of hope 14810
Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026www.ft.com/content/5e81...ft.comSix takeaways from Andy Burnham’s conference speechEurope and electoral reform among PM’s key proposals but many will be tackled after the next general election 030
Reposted by MirandaNKBTN @nkbtn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Fucking hell. Andy Burnham's labour conference speech is actually rather good, despite the people dunking on Ian Dunt. Proper old-school Labour stuff, council houses, renationalising water and energy (sort of), plus finally decoupling gas and electricity prices. Devil's going to be in the details 132
Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Nick knack paddy whack, give a dog a bone comes to mind. 😱 #TheArchers 010
Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Tell that to Jim Ratcliffe, or any farmer/landowner wanting more subsidies but less tax. Usually both groups oppose a Welfare State though. #TheArchers 030
Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Sadly, I’m washing my hair and setting fire to my teeth instead. Do tell us how it goes though. 🤔 2240
Reposted by MirandaParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Join me on GB News where I will be lying about what Andy Burnham said, pretending to give a shit about pensioners and definitely not mentioning any £5m gifts, illegal donations or police investigations. 351435400
Reposted by MirandaJames O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It never stops being important that, no matter what the subject, politicians like Farage, Trump & Rubio are entirely untethered from the most basic requirements of honest discourse. They might turn out to be telling the truth sometimes but only ever in the spirit of stopped clocks. 491359250
Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Who gave her a new spade? And has Dickie not advised her of the first rule of holes? 🙄 011
Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Really depends on tangible progress to be made before the next election, and preferably an Exit tax announced with immediate effect in the next budget. 030
Reposted by MirandaParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Andy Burnham is coming for your pension! By... er... increasing it by slightly less. Whereas Reform will scrap it completely. 26972366
Reposted by MirandaAsh Oro @ashoro.co.uk · 28/09/2026Well who would have guessed it? Not only is #Trump a leading world expert on #TheHormuzCrisis and it's effects on global trade, he is also an expert on UK law and process. Despite not even knowing how the laws and constitution of the USA work. The man is a stone-cold genius. 6468
Reposted by MirandaParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The fact that the Fairford suspects are all British Nationals proves nothing. I’m a British National and look at the damage I’ve already caused to the UK. 261473276
Reposted by MirandaThe Bear @bearlypolitics.co.uk · 28/09/2026Well, well, well - if it isn’t the consequences of our own actions. It would appear that migrants are not, in fact, the fiscal drain we’ve been told they are by years if we go by the £4bn to £6.5bn shortfall that’s been caused by the precipitous drop in numbers under this government. Funny that. 391003415
Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026substack.com/@karen3333/n...substack.comKayEmm (@karen3333)Well said, Graham Norton. So true. 084