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Miranda

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#TheArchers, spaniels, food, gardens, humour, books and astute reasonable political comments😉 Not here for dating, financial opportunities etc.

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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 3h
Perhaps she should “Do her own research” about the Beckhams? #TheArchers
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 3h
🤔😂
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 4h
And that’s a manifesto wrap. 🤓😁
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 3h
Abolish woke Geography GSCE now.
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 4h
A date with Fireman Sam ( Italian version) might sort it for many 🤣
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 4h
Brain bleach please. Now.
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 4h
Or near to a church and complain about the bells, or close to a working farm and complain about cattle/sheep smell and noise, or grain driers, and tractors and trailers at harvest. #TheArchers
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 4h
Did he get a Geog GCSE? FFS 🤦‍♀️
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 4h
And that’s a manifesto wrap. 🤓😁
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 4h
"I should just point out that we don't have any Lib Dems on the panel as they only have 71 MPs, but Suella Braverman is here because Reform have 8 MPs"
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 8h
Was thinking the same earlier today. Not a supporter of capital punishment ( although some recent whole life sentences in the UK on a costs benefits analysis make me wonder).
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 16h
Hoping the Standards Committee report is published before he rinses and repeats his Brexit con on the electorate.
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bears live in woods.
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope so, and I’ll judge by actions and results before the next election. Time and Tide wait for no man.
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Haven’t heard an episode since last Thursday. #TheArchers
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nope never.
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Shirley Temple's Infectious Laugh
ALT: Shirley Temple's Infectious Laugh
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bang on.
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Absolutely nothing. Believe - just like a slight majority who showed up to vote on Brexit. And that worked out so well 🙄🤷‍♀️
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Believe Motivation
ALT: Believe Motivation
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kemi Badenoch condemned Reform's ban on critical journalists covering their conference as "authoritarian", saying her own party would never do the same as "we believe in free speech. We believe in a free press." Now the Conservatives have banned Byline Times from their conference
bylinetimes.com
Kemi Badenoch's Conservatives Ban Byline Times From Conference After Condemning Reform for Journalist Ban
The ban comes just weeks after the Conservative leader called Reform's barring of critical journalists from their conference an "authoritarian" attack on the free press
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Absolutely true that she never makes gaffs then? 🤔🤣
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This really reminded me of a terrier I had 40 years ago. 😁😢
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A plan and a list ( and plans B-G) are essential life tools IMO 🤓😁
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sadly🤔Washing my hair again.
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Looks like their pants are on fire. Have they been telling gammony porkies?
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ha! Does this mean Isabel el Oakshott was right all along and has inside information? 🥴
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think there’s an organisation working tirelessly under that name. Good programme made by them recently on Waxy-Lemmon hopenothate.org.uk
hopenothate.org.uk
HOPE not hate
Researching, Campaigning, and Supporting Communities to build HOPE and oppose far right extremism.
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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 30/09/2026
UK: 2036 "Below ground, the black market in kimchi thrives. After dark, we move in tunnels from safe house to safe house, to visit underground Wordle syndicates, oat milk speakeasies and covert reformer pilates classes." www.thenewworld.co.uk/henry-morris...
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Welcome to Britain in 2036: Lee Anderson is PM, and he’s outlawed avocados
The Channel Tunnel has been bricked up, only speakeasies sell oat milk… but there’s still a glimmer of hope
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
www.ft.com/content/5e81...
ft.com
Six takeaways from Andy Burnham’s conference speech
Europe and electoral reform among PM’s key proposals but many will be tackled after the next general election
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NKBTN @nkbtn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fucking hell. Andy Burnham's labour conference speech is actually rather good, despite the people dunking on Ian Dunt. Proper old-school Labour stuff, council houses, renationalising water and energy (sort of), plus finally decoupling gas and electricity prices. Devil's going to be in the details
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yep. Let’s see some action.
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How did you find the speech today?
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Schrödinger’s dog field. #TheArchers
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nick knack paddy whack, give a dog a bone comes to mind. 😱 #TheArchers
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tell that to Jim Ratcliffe, or any farmer/landowner wanting more subsidies but less tax. Usually both groups oppose a Welfare State though. #TheArchers
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Isn’t that some sort of offence? #TheArchers
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sadly, I’m washing my hair and setting fire to my teeth instead. Do tell us how it goes though. 🤔
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Join me on GB News where I will be lying about what Andy Burnham said, pretending to give a shit about pensioners and definitely not mentioning any £5m gifts, illegal donations or police investigations.
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It never stops being important that, no matter what the subject, politicians like Farage, Trump & Rubio are entirely untethered from the most basic requirements of honest discourse. They might turn out to be telling the truth sometimes but only ever in the spirit of stopped clocks.
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Two tier thinking.
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who gave her a new spade? And has Dickie not advised her of the first rule of holes? 🙄
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Really depends on tangible progress to be made before the next election, and preferably an Exit tax announced with immediate effect in the next budget.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Andy Burnham is coming for your pension! By... er... increasing it by slightly less. Whereas Reform will scrap it completely.
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Ash Oro @ashoro.co.uk · 28/09/2026
Well who would have guessed it? Not only is #Trump a leading world expert on #TheHormuzCrisis and it's effects on global trade, he is also an expert on UK law and process. Despite not even knowing how the laws and constitution of the USA work. The man is a stone-cold genius.
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He’s already achieved that status.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The fact that the Fairford suspects are all British Nationals proves nothing. I’m a British National and look at the damage I’ve already caused to the UK.
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m shocked to the core 😱
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The Bear @bearlypolitics.co.uk · 28/09/2026
Well, well, well - if it isn’t the consequences of our own actions. It would appear that migrants are not, in fact, the fiscal drain we’ve been told they are by years if we go by the £4bn to £6.5bn shortfall that’s been caused by the precipitous drop in numbers under this government. Funny that.
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Another act of self harm
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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KayEmm (@karen3333)
Well said, Graham Norton. So true.
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Miranda @appleandroidapp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Laughing at that term 🤣😂
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