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Elbow Deep in a Car

@apollymikatistrafi.bsky.social
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Do not engage with the dragon, for you are crunchy and good with BBQ sauce. Nonbinary(she/they) nerd, ffxiv player, mechanic to pay the bills. Weird things happen. Sometimes I share them.

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Elbow Deep in a Car @apollymikatistrafi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nothing like watching two of our service writers come back to me and hand me two separate tips with looks of envy. Heheheheh
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Elbow Deep in a Car @apollymikatistrafi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh no, bosses who give a shit. What the fuck is this I dont understand
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DCS 🔞 @darkchibishadow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
CSP being pressed to take even just /kissing/ off their asset store and FA being told that plus sized characters are considered adult should be a giant waving red flag to folks. Sex workers have /always/ been right to say these policies never stop with 1 type of content. They always wanna ban more.
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
They’ve sunk everything into the idea that regular people somehow want a layer of enterprise software between them and every aspect of their lives. They can’t imagine people don’t want to run everything like a business.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 24/09/2026
Never been to the opera before? Now’s your chance. We’re giving away 70,000 free tickets to the @metopera at the iconic Lincoln Center. Go to on.nyc.gov/opera to enter the lottery. There’s not a bad seat in the house.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY
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AdorkaStock @adorkastock.com · 21/09/2026
If you don't mind waiting a few days, my 2nd model is coming on Wednesday :D We will probably take this pose regardless because after looking, I don't have any!
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Chris Warriner @kingdarian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
can I offer you a slime in these trying times?
a Dragon Quest Slime figurine sits near a burning candle
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Elbow Deep in a Car @apollymikatistrafi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My grandpa apparently had a stroke and has been moved to hospice. He lives 8 hours away.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Anyway, we are NOT throwing our trans siblings under the bus for ANY reason. NO. You can kick rocks.
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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
www.oglaf.com/dexterity/
Comic strip!
panel 1
some kind of angel seems angry
angel- You stand accused of crimes undermining the authority of heaven

panel 2
a man talks to the angel
man-I... sorry, me?
angel- Yes you!

panel 3
man- what are these crimes?
angel- finger-banging! How do you plead?

panel 4
man- Well I've done finger stuff but how does that undermine heaven?

panel 5
the angel shoots a hot stream of flashback out of its mouth.
Angels and do that. So can ghosts but that isn't relevant now.

panel 6
the man form before is performing finger sex on a lady
lady- right there- right there- keep going

panel 7
the lady is screaming now
land- Satan is lord!

panel 8
we pull out to see a duplicate of the man and the angel watching the sex.
man- Aw come on! She was totally like that already, it wasn't the fingering.

panel 9
the man and angel look at the room. It's decorated with pentagrams and devil skulls.

panel 10
angel- Yeah I really should have checked that sooner
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is how it’s done.
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
These are my style icons tbh
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Bug Enthusiast 🐝❤️ @idolomantises.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Two weeks left until the campaign ends! We're 40% of the way there!
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Bex is WEAK on crime @bextraordinary.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's like a fairy ring but it means kids were here.
A large purple couch with the back cushions arranged in a circular fort.
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
you want a recent example? look at how people and the media treated lil nas x last year. look at how we treated Brittney Spears. look at what we did to Margot Kidder in the 90s. she basically never worked again and died of suicide a few years ago. this is not something we get to think is funny
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Chris Warriner @kingdarian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
semi-irregular profile update time
bluesky profile update with a recent photo of myself and a banner with orange-hued clouds at sunset with palm tree silhouettes
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Nikes | AlexLeeDee @alexleedee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Guess what? . . Bluejay butt
Bluejay butt
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Shubbabang @shubbabang.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Really think we should celebrate stretch marks more. That’s free skin texture. That’s the river delta. That’s the extra seasoning.
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borderless @borderless.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
ecoticias.com
Two Minnesota solar farms turned the ground beneath their panels into habitat, and native bee abundance rose more than 20-fold
Minnesota solar farms planted with native flowers saw native bees rise 20-fold, with bees also pollinating nearby soybean fields.
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Edobean | Commissions: OPEN @edobean.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Calling all help for bills. First is Internet. $70. Actually was able to find a way to lower the bill cause they actually just started a new system for poor peeps like me so it's 70 for now but should be lowered next month (yay). Any help would be great. Due today! But I do get an extra day or two.
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🐦‍⬛N☰V☰RM0R☰🏴‍☠️🌌 @rvnwings.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Even for their enemies, as Marilyn Frye said, (conservative) men in patriarchy do truly reserve love only for men. Having sex is done upon women, but adoration, envy, teaching and learning, attention, idolatry, and energy is reserved only for other men.
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Ruth Zakarin @ruthz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I think AI is bad because it’s being used to create child sexual abuse material and that seems impossible to regulate. I also think it’s mind boggling that people react to this like it’s an extreme statement. I don’t want kids (or anyone else) to be victimized. Period, end of sentence.
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Berin Szóka @berinszoka.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Photo of the decade: AfD leader Alice Weidel
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Mychal Threets @mychal3ts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ruby Bridges was 6-years-old when she stepped into the history books. Bravely accompanied by her mother, she was the first Black child to desegregate an all-white school in the South. It was not long ago… Today is her birthday. She is still with us. She is 72. Happy birthday, Ruby Bridges 💜
Young Ruby Bridges, photo in black and white Ruby Bridges today, photo in full color
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Jadzia Axelrod 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @planetx.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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QTori 🍣 @qtori.art · 04/09/2026
Reposting this cause it keeps happening
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 03/09/2026
This is absolutely incredible. Farage thought he was talking to an American and his UK son about funneling foreign donations through the son and instead he was talking to investigative reporters wearing wires.
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Elbow Deep in a Car @apollymikatistrafi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Got sent home early, but because someone else got a surprise ride in the weeyoo-mobile to the ER. Tow guy took a metal rod to his foot thru his calf while moving some RV rollover debris. Go home everyone, thats enough blood spilled today.
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026
I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 31/08/2026
i think twitch did something like this recently as well and somebody asked the guy in charge of it "why couldn't yall make it opt-in, instead of having it on by default" and he was like "well if we did that then people wouldn't use it" and I think that should be illegal actually
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Elbow Deep in a Car @apollymikatistrafi.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Re-upped my supply of fucks to give. Yep, thats all I get, till next year.
A business card of a very limited supply of fucks to give.

The maker also has thanks to give, if youre less feral than i

https://www.ravens-tree.com/shop/p/s-to-give
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Elbow Deep in a Car @apollymikatistrafi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
New tag that I may or may not wear to work one day
Mostly Feral
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
post by leyawn

jester, roast this peasant child for saying i have no clothes on. more vulgar, jester. use the forbidden words
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Judge strikes down Texas ban on drag shows, tells people offended by them ‘just don’t go’
nbcnews.com
Judge strikes down Texas ban on drag shows, tells people offended by them ‘just don’t go’
The federal judge, who cited Dolly Parton in his ruling, found that the state law violated the First Amendment.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/08/2026
dolly parton taught millions of children to read dolly parton raised millions of dollars for cancer research and disaster relief dolly parton stood by the lgbtq community her entire life dolly parton personally helped fund the moderna vaccine if there was a right side of something she was on it
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Edobean | Commissions: OPEN @edobean.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Still waiting for disability after 2+ years and trying help better my body. All donations help pay for my many expensive bills such as rent and electricity. Not to mention medical needs that don't get covered. All help is appreciated. gofund.me/c85440931
gofund.me
Donate to Support My Fight Against Fibromyalgia, organized by Edo Bean
NOTE: Had to reupload a new Gofundme due to someone hacking into this. I've already got… Edo Bean needs your support for Support My Fight Against Fibromyalgia
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library gifted more than 332,000,000 books since it was first created 31 years ago.
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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
www.oglaf.com/calculus/
Comic strip!
panel 1
a woman  shouts "don't you see! Sex isn't sexy"

panel 2
a second woman says "what?"
the first woman replies "Like red isn't reddish"
They're in a marketplace but that really isn't relevant to the comic.
for the next three panels the exchange goes like this-
"sex isn't like sex- it IS sex. So Don't try to be sexy during sex - that's backward! Sexy is whatever you do while you're fucking"
Second woman replies "Why are you telling me this?"
In the next panel the women are fucking.
First woman also holds up a board for the second woman to use a ruler and compass on. Doing some kind of math perhaps.

next panel, the women are post-coital.
second woman- "so what? You're trying to make math sexy?"
first woman- "No! I'm trying to make sex mathy!"

next panel we see a curvaceous woman with graphs overlaid on her curves. There isn't enough resolution to tell whether the math is accurate.

next panel we see some people gawping at math lady's butt.
final panel one of the gawpers says "Is anyone else suddenly excited by algebra?"
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Elbow Deep in a Car @apollymikatistrafi.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Well, not puking, but my tummy is very bloaty and uncomfortable, so now I suffer with that. Ugh.
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ozwalled @ozwalled.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Starman #EarthBound #Mother2
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Elbow Deep in a Car @apollymikatistrafi.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Looks like i might very rolled a natural 1 on my dinner choice tonight, which is now down our friends' toilet. Food poisoning by the suspicion and general...uh, yeah. Let's see how natural 1 this one was
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Elbow Deep in a Car @apollymikatistrafi.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
AI only serves as a scapegoat for the surveillance state theyre currently installing and you wont convince me otherwise
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ozwalled @ozwalled.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Starman DX #EarthBound #MOTHER2
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/08/2026
“If you go back and look at his presidential portrait, he’s always had two dots as eyes and a big Sharpie smile right on his cantaloupe head” — Capt. Sean Barbabella
theonion.com
White House Doctor Claims President Has Always Been Face Drawn Onto Cantaloupe
WASHINGTON—Dismissing public concern about the president’s health as baseless speculation, Capt. Sean Barbabella, the director of the White House Medical Unit, announced at a press conference Friday t...
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 22/08/2026
Hey so isn't preventing people from sharing historical information more or less the definition of the big C censorship? Like they are literally just Censoring people for informing others about history? Like in the Big Brother way. Do they really want this place to stop? Just sell it or something.
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blueskyrunner @blueskyrunner.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Repost if your account is a safe place for the trans community 💙🩷🤍
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Yes.
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